Madonna Dates Jesus -- Jesus!

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Madonna was leaving a restaurant in Sao Paulo, Brazil last night and guess who just happened to be lurking in the background? 21-year-old model -- and Madge's new rumored beau -- Jesus Luz.

The pair allegedly met at a photo shoot for W magazine.

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Brit's Replacement -- Twice the Size, Half the Crazy

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K-Fed's new girlfriend has pretty big shoes to fill -- but judging by these photos of 5'10" ex-volleyball star Victoria Prince, that shouldn't be a problem.

Once again, it seems K-Fed is dating outside of his league -- but actually, it's just the opposite. Victoria is a member of Federleezy's "Party Animals" bowling team, which is currently in second place in a local bowling league.

She doesn't look too bad in a pair of shorty-shorts either.

K-Fed Kisses New Mystery Woman!

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It was K-Fed's night -- first he bowled a strike, then he planted a kiss on his bowling partner! Britney who!?

That girl he was kissing on better watch out, dude impregnates everything he touches!

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Sarah Silverman Is Officially F-ing Jimmy Kimmel

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Yesterday at LAX, Sarah also confirmed the world's worst kept secret: It's officially "game on" with Jimmy Kimmel ... again.

Spotted: Mr. Perfect with Miss Not-So Perfect

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Rehabbed former Miss USA Tara Conner came out of obscurity to hang with Ryan Seacrest in L.A. this weekend.

The reblondered 22-year-old is set to appear on the new season of "American Idol" knockoff "Gone Country," so Ryan was probably giving her some advice about karaoke competition shows ... or how to properly highlight overprocessed hair.

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Shania Rebounds, Scores!

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Shania Twain was lookin' damn good yesterday in NYC -- but we're more concerned with the dude who inconspicuously kept three steps behind her at all times.

Shania Rebounds, Scores!

Her hubby of 14 years may have actually done her a favor by allegedly cheating on her with her good friend/employee -- this new guy is much hotter.

Marilyn Manson's Latest Gothfriend

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Zombie-drag rocker Marilyn Manson has introduced the latest RoseMcGowan-DitaVonTeese-EvanRachelWood wannabe in his undead life to the world, a fame-seeking chick that goes by the name Isani.

Wearing freshly dyed Manic Panic black 'dos and Maybelline's blood red lipstick, 39-year-old Brian Warner and his pretty, pale face ghoulfriend festered together in a Miami nightclub Thursday night.

No word if they've been cast in the "Twilight" sequel.

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Sienna and Balthazar -- The Public Groping

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Sienna Miller rubbed, grabbed and squeezed Balthazar Getty outside Il Sole last night -- until she realized she was in a paparazzi hornets' nest and hilariously tried to book it!

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Gordon's Maybe-Mistress Sacked for Big Mouth

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The self-confessed skank behind the Gordon Ramsay affair allegations got fired from her job as an infidelity spokesperson for -- get this -- allegedly opening her mouth too damn much!

A website that specializes in hooking up married people behind their spouses backs called The Ashley Madison Agency allegedly fired Sarah Symonds as their UK spokescheater because she wasn't "discreet enough" for their liking. Symonds wrote a book about being a mistress and has been named the "other woman" in several high-profile affairs.

The "Hells Kitchen" star had steadfastly has denied any affair. We've been attempting to contact Sarah -- no luck yet.

Madge & A-Rod Make a Run For the Border

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As Madonna's "Sticky & Sweet" tour headed to Mexico City this weekend, A-Rod just so happened to also have a scheduled appearance at a park in the Distrito Federal.

What a coinkydink!

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Michael Phelps Pal Isn't His Only Gal

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Looks like Michael Phelps has at least as many girls as gold medals.

We showed you pictures of Caroline Pal, the Palms Las Vegas cocktail waitress he supposedly took home to Mom for Thanksgiving, but according to the Chicago Sun-Times, she's not the only galpal he's got. "Michael is having a great time. He's been dating a number of girls and is just enjoying his celebrity,'' says a family pal.

The friend also says Phelps is too sensitive about his corporate image to exclusively date someone who, well, looks like this.

Who Michael Phelps Took Home to Mama

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Hey mom, I'd like you to meet my Las Vegas cocktail waitress girlfriend, Caroline Pal.

Taking a page from the George Clooney Dating Handbook, Phelps reportedly brought Pal back to Baltimore to spend Thanksgiving with his fam.

Whatever happened to Sarah Larson, anyway? Weird coincidence: She worked at Moon nightclub in the Palms, too.

Stupid. Stupid. Stupid.

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Instead of having Thanksgiving dinner with his wife and four children, Balthazar Getty got reacquainted with his ex-girlfriend Sienna Miller in London last night.

The couple that smokes together, stays together.

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'Hell's Kitchen' Chef Skewers Affair Rumors

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Gordon Ramsay claims he's not screwing around on his wife, and the "Hell's Kitchen" star is making sure everyone -- including his dear mum -- knows it.

Gordo went on attack during a guest appearance on a BBC cooking show yesterday, telling the crowd that the tabloid reports running rampant in the UK are "a load of bull" -- of course, his mother and family were in the audience, so what else was he going to say?

The Brit tabs have been on fire accusing him of having an affair with Sarah Symonds, who just happens to be a spokeslut for AshleyMadison.com, the cheaters' dating site.

Ramsay hadn't spoken out about the allegations until yesterday.

Anne Heche Is Into Fish Again

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Forget men and women, Anne Heche is now canoodling with marine mammals. For the love of Celestia!

The 39-year-old almost was eaten by the Vancouver Canucks' mascot, Fin the Whale, at a game this week.

A rep for Heche tells us Anne has no plans to leave her current male boyfriend, James Tupper, for Fin.

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Madonna & A-Rod Have Landed ... Together

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Despite all the rumors and divorces, Madonna and Alex Rodriguez have never been seen cavorting together ... until now.

The 50-year-old pop diva and the 33-year-old Yankee were spotted exiting a private jet in Miami early Tuesday morning, along with their manager, Guy Oseary. Madge then got into A-Rod's waiting Maybach and the two drove off into the sunrise.

Looks like A-Rod & Madge will be celebrating the end of the U.S. leg of her appropriately-titled "Sticky and Sweet" tour in Miami tonight.

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