Jonas Bro Reaches First Base
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Eldest Jonas brother Kevin stole a smooch from his girlfriend Danielle Deleasa while out driving in Beverly Hills last week.
And it went no further.
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Madonna -- One False Move, Squirrel Gets It!
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While Madonna looks as if she's hoarding walnuts for the winter, her faux-boyfriend -- otherwise known as Jesus -- adds another layer to the A-Rod charade.
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Orlando & Miranda: Get a Room!
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Not happy with just kissing each other in private, sickeningly gorgeous couple Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr took their love out on to the balcony of their Sydney hotel room on Thursday.
They suck!
Brian Austin Green: How Do You Trade Up?
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Once you've broken up with someone ridiculously gorgeous like Megan Fox, it's close to impossible to trade up ... even for babe magnet Brian Austin Green.
He's got the best track record in Hollywood, having previously dated hotties like Tiffani Amber Thiessen and knocking up Vanessa Marcil, but we're thinkin' the only possible post-Fox upgrade is Bar Refaeli. But is it really an improvement?
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'Step Up' Stars Dance in Each Other's Mouths
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While partying at the Bellagio's Bank nightclub in Vegas this weekend, "Step Up" stars Channing Tatum and fianceé Jenna Dewan showed off some smokin' hot moves.
No word if they danced.
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Drew B. -- Which Dead Prez Turns You On?
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Our photog clearly knew why everybody got the day off yesterday but him. So, Drew Barrymore, which dead prez gets you hot?
Not to influence your vote, but Lincoln is reputed to have had great abs and from a side view has a vague similarity to Hugh Jackman. Washington, on the other hand, knew a thing or two about cherries.
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Carrie Underwood -- Stops, Drops, Cameras Roll
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Carrie Underwood and her NHLer boyfriend Mike Fisher have reached the point where she comes to his games to cheer him on -- but last night, she clearly didn't want to be caught at a hockey game.
Joe Jonas and His Platonic Girl Friend
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Self-inflicted abstainer Joe Jonas walked his girlfriend Camilla Belle through New York's meat packing district Monday. No meat was packed.
Marilyn Manson Cupid's Bitch
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Even the Anti-Christ Superstar is a sucker for romance ... at least on Valentine's Day.
TMZ caught death-obsessed goth-rocker Marilyn Manson leaving a very lovely -- and very expensive -- V-Day dinner at Nobu with a mystery date Saturday night.
After the meal, the man who took his moniker from a famed murderer, was nothing less than a perfect gentleman -- chivalrously escorting his lady into a waiting ride.
Somewhere, Satan is seriously jealous.
Katie Couric Grants TMZ Photog Final Wish
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Our NYC camera guy spotted Katie Couric while she was on the phone with another TMZ photog: Rory. Seems Rory is smitten with Katie and asked his compadre to tell her he wanted to spend a "lost weekend" with her. But in translation, our NYC dude told Couric it was Rory's "last days." Katie was merciful.
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Katy to Benji: Vaginas Preferred
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Ever been out with a hot chick on Valentine's Day and thought you were definitely gonna score, right before she yells to the crowd, "Happy Vagina Day ... F**k boys. We don't need boys -- we got girls!"?
Yeah, welcome to Benji Madden's world at Lavo in Las Vegas last night.
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Animal Sex for Valentine's Day
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Nothing says I love you quite like watching two turtles going at it.
A Michigan zoo is offering lovers a special Valentine's Day tour with raw, rough animal sex guaranteed. Who needs chocolate?!
For $50 a couple, the Binder Park Zoo's "Zoorotica" tour will take you through all the ins and outs of the sexual reproductive lives of animals. This is an OctoMom-free exhibit. While you must be 21 or over to watch Magilla or Ling Ling get their groove on, horny peeps can literally get a room at a special discounted "Zoorotica" rate at the local Holiday Inn.
So on February 14th, go ahead and come out of, or into, your shell.
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Hogan Caught in Prison Love Triangle?
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Former jailbird Nick Hogan showed up in L.A. with a new chick this weekend -- so we just had to ask, is his "prison girlfriend" gonna be jealous?
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Renee Zellweger's New Man Has Legal Issues
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After multiple failed relationships with musicians -- like Jack White and Kenny Chesney -- Renee Zellweger has finally found a stable dude with a day job ... NBC legal analyst Dan Abrams.
The two lovebirds cuddled at a place where most healthy relationships blossom -- a liquor store in NYC.
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Kanye's Chick How Can She Be So Clothesless?!
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Turns out that hot chick Kanye West left an L.A. nightclub with Thursday has a thing for rappers ... and for taking off her clothes.
The long stemmed beauty Kanye left the club with that night is a model named Amber Rose, who once danced through Ludacris' "What Them Girls Like" video, a Young Jeezy video and a half-naked photo shoot for Smooth Magazine. Classy!
Maybe Kanye can quit the bitchin' long enough to smell this rose.
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Kanye West's Lonely Hearts Club
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Maybe Kanye misspoke when he said he wanted to be more famous than Elvis. Judging by his new "Sgt. Pepper's" look, he may have a different impossible goal in mind.
No word on the lady whispering in his ear at the My House nightclub in Hollywood, but hopefully she's not telling him about the band Kiss.