Hot Bodies

Wearing a white-thigh baring mini-skirt and a forest-themed shirt, the pinchable former rocker turned Brit TV hostess cavorted with pals while limiting her ray intake with a blanket-sized wrap.

Miss O is set to star with Mischa Barton in "Malice in Sunderland," a modern British spin on the fairytale classic.

The Walrus and the Carpenter
Were walking close at hand;
They wept like anything to see
Such quantities of sand:
"If this were only cleared away,"
They said, "It would be grand!"

--Lewis Carroll

Hawaiian beaches got a lot steamier on Sunday when Cameron Diaz frolicked surfside in a multi-colored bikini. Mahalo!

With apologies to Tara and Courtney, the tanned and toned brunette, who helped some children make sandcastles, proved she was the hottest thing under the sun!

Katie lived large at the Bare Pool and Lounge at the Mirage in Las Vegas over the weekend, though in typical Rees fashion, she flaunted the rules of the hotspot -- by leaving her top on. (Bare is a topless pool, and by "topless," we don't mean "open-air.")

Elsewhere, she played a few hands -- of poker -- at the JET Nightclub Celebrity Poker Tournament, and was spotted with Vegas high-roller George Maloof, an owner of the Palms. And she ended her night at JET's one-year anniversary party, sipping Grey Goose.

The bustin' out blonde gave visitors and locals a whole lotta view, but not quite the red carpet cupful for which Miss Reid is so affectionately remembered.

TMZ will keep you abreast of all Tara Reid news. ¡Ay, caramba!

Dressed in a three-Hole cut-out, one-piece swimsuit, sun-deprived Corkie hit the Hawaiian shores on Wednesday, and believe it or not, unveiled this rockin' new bod.

This is one high that won't land her in rehab!

She then tapped a nail salon to get this atrocious hot pink manicure, replacing her traditional black lacquered claws with something more in line with the Bratz crowd.

Attention to Lilo's nails was, er, nipped in the bud, as onlookers tried to figure out the curious writing on her necklace. Uh huh, that's what they were doing.

The three girls strolled through the trendy New York neighborhood yesterday, with paparazzi in pursuit of the perambulating pals.

Cam will be heard again as Princess Fiona in the May release of "Shrek the Third," and the girlfriends seen here will probably get Fiona plush dolls for the kiddies.

Jake Gyllenhaal was snapped in mid-air on Monday, taking an iPodded jog past mansion gates in misty Los Angeles.

"American Idol" castoff Alaina Alexander is showing off her other assets on her new MySpace music page.

Her alleged music page features four songs she's laughably categorized as her "Greatest Hits," and like any good 'ol American idled wannabeen, she's added some racy pics over which her teen admirers may care to drool.

Perhaps this little songbird should've flaunted that taut bod a little earlier in the singing contest. Like Haley Scarnato, whose singing puts one in the mind of performing televised tracheotomies, showing off her physical prowess might have kept her on the show until the inevitable vote-off.

As the Washington Post reports today, the Child Online Protection Act, a 1998 law that "made it a crime for Internet site operators to let anyone under 17 have access to sexual material" has officially croaked. (It never took effect because the court banned enforcement pending the outcome of yesterday's case.)

The government had argued that software filters are ineffective at keeping out every last nipple and wiener, while the ACLU countered, (unconvincingly, in my opinion) that the COPA law "could result in a loss of appropriate and valuable content for adults, including information about safe sex or art galleries with modern photography."

Still, the anti-COPA ruling is a legal precedent that will make it all-but-impossible to further regulate online smut:

Per Information Week, "The American Civil Liberties Union and Focus on the Family agree on very little, but both said the ruling will make it difficult for lawmakers to adopt similar legislation to protect children from online pornography."

In other words, broadening COPA's reach would likely make it way too extreme, but narrowing its reach would make it even less effective than commonly available filters like "Net Nanny" or "Cyber Sitter."

The law was written in anticipation, but before the take-off of, broadband web video. The irony is, while the most egregious porn sites will continue to do whatever they please, the mainstream marketplace seemingly has regulated itself - and not out of fear of the government, but of community standards. TMZ's wildly successful because it toes that line so well: Just the hint of Britney's crotch; Miss USA's bust, sufficiently star-spangled to prevent your boss from going ballistic: Paparazzi photos that let you be savvy about what just happened, without feeling like you need to take a shower after viewing them.

Potter Stewart would be proud: He was the U.S. Supreme Court Justice who famously defined porn in 1964 by explaining, "...I know it when I see it."

The mom-to-be was snapped leaving her CAA agent's Century City office on Friday, showing off her Oscar-nominated body of work.

Just after lunching at Geoffrey's in Malibu, the 56-year-old Jenny Craig spokesperson rolled up her hydraulically-powered spandex exercise pants, revealing her fetching kankles, and hit Zuma Beach with her two hyper-groomed pooches.

TMZ has uncovered the sly ghost of billionheir Greasy Bear's future -- and it's the sweating, steroidal, foaming-at-the-mouth spitting image of Sylvester Stallone.

Although the "Firecrotch" starter hasn't been caught with alleged performance and image-enhancing substances like Mr. Rambotox, lord knows Greasy's reputation could sure use 'em!

The muscled hunk enjoyed his last days of anonymity as he snuck into a 4:45 PM show at The Grove Theater in L.A. on Friday.

Unfortunately, unlike in the movie, Butler was wearing a shirt on this outing.