John Mayer: Don't Mind That Gap
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Reformed Jessica Simpson-borefriend/intellectual cutie pie John Mayer has a new side gig to complement his crooning and picking – gazing upon L.A. motorists as tatted-up model for the Gap. Traffic jammer!
Mayer, whose forehead is almost as big in person, was posted larger than life over the Gap at Hollywood and Highland in L.A. (The "SRV" skin-print refers, of course, to his own guitar god, the late Stevie Ray Vaughan.) This hottie is a wonderland!
Dancing Chicks -- Lets Get Ready to Rumba!
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Ever wonder what the hot-bodied women of "Dancing With the Stars" do during the off season? Well, here ya go...
Season one champ Kelly Monaco cha-cha-chowed down on championship dancer Regina Poryes while "DTWS" regulars Kym Johnson and Cheryl Burke soaked up some rays at the Bare Pool and Lounge at the Mirage this weekend. The gals were all in Sin City for "DWTS" pro Edyta Sliwinska's bachelorette party. Sliwinska's fiance -- a fellow dance-equin -- was Kelly's partner when she won the whole thing in 2005.
Ricky Martin -- Pitcher?
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With a shocked look on his face, gorgeous Ricky Martin got dry-humped by one of his female dancers in Puerto Rico this weekend. He bangs, he bangs!
In some super-tight pants, a blinged-out necklace and sassy belt, Martin shook his hips for a concert at the Coliseo de Puerto Rico on Friday, awkwardly bending one of his backup dancers over on-stage for some raunchy gyrations.
Why does he look so terrified?
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Carmen's Bangin' Beach Bod
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Carmen Electra is like a fine bottle of red -- she keeps getting better with age.
TMZ cameras were in Malibu yesterday as the former Mrs. Dave Navarro stripped off her clothes twice for the drooling paps, showing off her fantastic figure as she and a MILF-tastic friend got all wet at the Polaroid Beach House.
You're welcome.
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David Beckham Shirtless
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Please enjoy.
Firefighters Gone Wild!
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Sexy Brooklyn firefighter Michael Biserta's calendar career went up in smoke earlier this week, when a scandal erupted around his sexy extracurricular activities! Biserta is the cover hunk of this year's N.Y. firefighter calendar -- but was in hot water when it was discovered that he had also appeared in steamy scenes in a recent "Guys Gone Wild" film. Ring the alarm!
When Biserta's boss, Fire Commissioner Nicholas Scoppetta, found out about his full-frontal side job, he banned the creation of any future calendars -- a major fundraising source for the F.D.N.Y. Pole sliding not allowed!
In response to the mantroversy, Mantra Films, makers of the various "Gone Wild" epics, will release a double "Guys Gone Wild" video to benefit the F.D.N.Y.! Ten percent of proceeds will go to the hottie heroes. That's hot!
Aussie Bikini Babe and Hunks
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You can lead a team of swimsuited male models to water, but it takes Miss Universe to get 'em in the drink!
Aussie hottie Jennifer Hawkins -- who scored the Miss U. title in 2004 -- walked the catwalk, yeah the catwalk, for the Myer spring/summer collection launch yesterday. She's too sexy for some clothes!
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Hot TV Babe -- What a Waste!
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They finally get news hottie Natalie Morales to throw on a bathing suit on the "Today" show -- and what happens? They frickin' blew it!
The borrespondent's cleavageless suit made Hillary Clinton look like a whorish version of Pam Anderson! And what's the deal with the full-length underwater pants? Was that some kind of sick joke? Even Janet Evans, 36-year-old former Olympic swimmer, showed a lil' leg! C'mon Nat -- this ain't exactly Baghdad!
Katie would've done it...
Who's Sucking Face?!
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Brody's Birthday Bash
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Hollywood hocialite Brody Jenner is getting an early start to his b-day bonanza. Time to party like a Malibu trust fund baby! *$Ka-ching!$*
The B-list boy toy doesn't turn 24 until August 21, but he's ready to get this celebration started this Saturday, Miami style! Muy caliente!
From the looks of the Cameo Club flyer, the pouty-faced, shirtless Zoolander wannabe gives new meaning to the term cheese and cracker!
Charlize Chills in Belize
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She wore an itsy-bitsy bikini -- and no make up! Monstrous beauty Charlize Theron and B-list boyfriend Stuart Townsend frolicked among the rocks and surf while on vacation in the rain forests of Belize.
Theron looked refreshingly normal and unmade-up. Not normal: The $2,500 a night the couple shelled out to stay at the Blancaneaux Hotel, owned by big shot director and winemaker Francis Ford Coppola.
Does Wannabe Pussycat Wanna Be a Bunny?
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How the hell did this chick get cut from being a Pussycat Doll?!
Known as Melissa S. on The CW reality show "The Search for the Next Doll," the tight-bodied hottie was caught leaving a lingerie party at the Playboy Mansion in this asstronomically sexy ensemble late Saturday night. Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like her?
Melissa lost the spot as the next PCD to the trannylicious Asia, but is sure to win more than a few fans if she keeps dressing like this!
The Babe Returns to the Yankees
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Three of the richest men in sports got together today when David Beckham posed for photos with New York Yankees stars Derek Jeter and Alex Rodriguez -- just before the Yanks faced the Toronto Blue Jays. Rumor has it that Beckham's Galaxy teammates were there too, but who cares?
Becks toured both clubhouses before the game and chatted it up with Yankees manager Joe Torre, and hitting coach Don Mattingly.
Beckham and the Galaxy stuck around for the game -- the Yankees won a close one, 5-4. Just another game in which Beckham was nothing more than a spectator.
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Geri Halliwell Loves Watersports
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The Spice Girls reunion tour doesn't start until December, but there's a part of Geri Halliwell that's already rockin' -- her abs!
Ginger showed off her taut tummy in a white bikini, while jet skiing in St. Tropez on Saturday. Spice up your life!
Today is Geri's birthday. She turns an alleged 35-years-old. Zigazig HA!
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Tobey Maguire: Spandex-Man
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Have the three bike-eteers, Matt, Lance and Jake, recruited Tobey Maguire as their newest, er, member?! Tour de pants?!
Although the 32-year-old webslinger was spotted without his "Spider-Man" uniform, Maguire was still stuffed into a skintight Lycra-licious ensemble in Brentwood on Sunday. The boy likes his tights!
While there was no sighting of the three amigos, Tobey seems like a prime candidate to join The Brotherhood of the Travelling Spandex!
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Want a Piece of Eva Longoria?
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That's just what you get with her new namesake bikini, the Eva Longoria 1690 suit!
And what's a girl without a hot little number for the beach during these sizzling summer months? A topless porn star from a VH1 reality show!
The suit retails for a mere $145 and can be purchased online at 1690swimwear.com.