Jen Aniston's Body Is a Wonderland
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With John Mayer nowhere in sight, Brad Pitt's ex-wife -- Jennifer Aniston -- had to be content with tanning her hot bod alone in Miami this weekend.
She may not have any kids, but she's definitely got the cutest little girls.
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Celebrity Packages
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Some celeb packages need to be delivered freight while others should be fine with a first class stamp. Special delivery from TMZ!
One of These People Looks Like Ashley Dupre
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A look-alike Jay Leno ever-so-subtly groped the winner of an Ashley Dupre look-alike contest (right) last night.
Some fierce tranny, who didn't have time to shave her mustache, also got in on the action.
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Kim K. Goes Wild Down Under
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Taking a break from whatever it is she does, Kim Kardashian -- and her gorgeous sister Khloe -- played with some animals of the non-Hollywood club-going kind on Wednesday at an Australian zoo.
No word if anyone petted Kim's favorite pet -- her wild ass.
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Bruce Willis' Girlfriend: Half His Age, Twice as Hot
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Middle-aged dad Bruce Willis proves to the world that just because you're old and bald doesn't mean you can't date hot and young. Check out Bruce's girlfriend (for the last six months), 29-year-old lingerie model and aspiring actress Emma Heming.
We're pretty sure that if he keeps her around, Willis will definitely die hard.
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Finally Someone Hotter Than Heather Locklear
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Robert Buckley has done what Denise Richards couldn't -- look hotter than Heather Locklear.
The 26-year-old "Lipstick Jungle" stud showed off his sweaty, rippling God-given talents while shooting a movie in Hawaii with Locklear on Tuesday.
Heather has met her match.
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Can You Guess the Celebucankles?!
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These adorable pork-loin feet were spotted roaming the wilds of L.A. this weekend. Guess who managed to beautifully wedge them into a pair of sensible shoes.
Shia LaPooped
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A hot and bothered and shirtless Shia LaBeouf passed out for an hour after partying in a V.I.P. section at the Coachella Music Festival in the California desert on Saturday.
Can you get cited for being smokin' hot too?
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Fat After Fame
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Some stars let their fame go straight to their heads. And their butts, thighs, legs ...
Gisele Spreads 'Em on the Street
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For once, Tom Brady's sexy lady boss, Gazelle Bundchen ran her own errands as she sprinted down a NYC street on Thursday.
It's been a while since we've seen G holding something besides Tom's balls or Bridget Moynahan's baby.
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Stephen Baldwin: GodSpeedo
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Born-again Baldwin brother Stephen showed off the unfortunate body the Lord gave him -- and then desecrated it by wrapping his junk in a swaddling mankini. OMG! Is there another pregnant man?!
The 41-year-old Evangelical "Threesome" star went for a dip in Israel's Dead Sea.
A grown man in a spandex diaper? Now, that's the true abomination.
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Eat Your Jockstrap Out, David Beckham
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When Manchester United lost David Beckham to Real Madrid, the futbol team eventually gained one hot 6'1" slab of Portuguese man-candy in the chiseled form of Cristiano Ronaldo. Bend it like who?!
The smokin' hot 23-year-old was caught at a Manchester airport on Wednesday, looking so suave it hurts.
Who wouldn't want to play on his team!
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Dude Looks Like a ... Hot Tranny Mess
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No, that's not Steven Cojocaru, Carly Simon or Alexis Arquette. It's 60-year-old Aerosmith front thing Steven Tyler.
Steven terrorized photogs and shoppers by flashing his breast outside Fred Segal in Los Angeles on Wednesday.
There's a lot more than a wardrobe malfunctioning here.
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The Skeletons in Camilla's Closet
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Prince Charles' second wife -- the lovely 60-year-old Duchess of Cornwall, Camilla Parker Bowles -- posed with her lookalike while meeting with members of a British osteoporosis group on Tuesday. Look at the old bones!
Even Royals need to take their Boniva.
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Jennifer to Brad: Chew on This!
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Brad Pitt may have tossed her aside, but Jennifer Aniston clearly didn't turn to the Häagen-Dazs! The 39-year-old hottie chilled in Miami over the weekend, making sure the sun shined on every tiny angle of her body.
Humping with the Star
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The gorgeous views in the Bahamas were greatly improved this weekend -- by this celeb's lovely lady lumps.