"Baywatch" Hunk Gets Taste of Pam's Foul Mouth
David Chokachi swam back from post "Baywatch" obscurity last night -- just in time to drown in questions about Pamela Anderson's whorendous comments about Jessica Simpson.
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Mother Knows Breast
It's the trashiest twosome since Pam and Tommy Lee -- but with bigger boobage!
Take one look at this mom and daughter (yikes!) team and it's easy to see why our photog barely paid any attention to their faces.
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Jennifer Tilly: Kinda, Sorta, Maybe Hot
As defined by Seinfeld, a "two face" is a girl who looks good sometimes and terrible other times. To that end, we present Jennifer Tilly.
Tilly took to the stripper at Jet nightclub at the Mirage in Las Vegas on Monday night, dancing for her poker playing boyfriend, Phil Laak. Obviously, he enjoyed the show, but do you?
Kim K Strips Off ... Her Makeup
Kim Kardashian is almost unrecognizable without all that junk -- on her face.
The Tush left the gym on Monday in all her natural, God-given glory.
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Paul Pierce's Expensive Hand Job
NBA champ Paul Pierce aka lucky bastard -- got a four hour Swedish massage in his cabana at the Hard Rock Hotel in Vegas this weekend.
The baller tipped his two hot masseuses $500 each. What a happy ending.
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Jerry O'Connell Needs a Sports Bra
Former fatty turned current hottie Jerry O'Connell kept it modest by covering up his man-titties while out for a topless run on Monday.
Unlike many starlets today, Mr. Rebecca Romijn is classy -- he won't show his breasteses to just anybody!
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Christina Looks Like a Milian Bucks
While her career may have cooled a bit, Christina Milian 's body is still smokin' hot!
The 26-year-old singer/actress showed off her golden curves in a bikini in Miami this weekend.
Christina used to date Nick Cannon, but they broke up after he allegedly cheated on her. That's even crazier than marrying Mariah Carey!
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Why You Should Be Watching "Lipstick Jungle"
"Lipstick Jungle" has "Sex and the City" beat on one front -- the heavenly gorgeousness that is Robert Buckley.
Buckley showed off his mad skillz in NYC this weekend and proved the East Coast has a McConaughey-esque shirtless wonder of their very own.
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Charlize: Tell Me How My Ass Tastes
Charlize Theron called out butt-kissing pappers in Malibu yesterday -- but is telling her she always looks great really kissing her behind? They're merely stating the facts.
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Lauer Abs-olutely Needs a New Swimsuit
Where in the world is Matt Lauer's new swimsuit?!
While in the Bahamas this weekend, the 50-year-old proved he's still got abs -- and two-year-old board shorts.
Although he still looks pretty good, it's clear Matt hasn't been hitting the gym -- or the mall -- as much as he should.
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Obama: Politically and Anatomically Correct
Here's something Republicans and Democrats can both agree on: Barack Obama is a doll -- literally.
The presidential hopeful has officially gone Hollywood plastic as a pumped, polished and packaged muscle-bound toy action figure. The shirtless "Beach Blanket Obama" doll costs $21.95 and features Barack wearing exposed trunks poking out of a pair of board shorts.
Looks like he's got the Barbie vote.
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Kim K's Ass Has a Carry-On Too!
Reggie Bush pulled a Tom Brady and helped his bedmate Kim K with her baggage -- and her suitcases too!
Can we get a sky cap up in here?!
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Obama Goes on Gun Control
Barack Obama is gearing up for the fight of his life -- by hitting the gym!
The candidate for change was spotted at a DC sports club on Friday morning in a baseball cap, t-shirt and running pants, working his triceps and hoisting 65 lb dumbbells, according to the National Journal. Barack also got his cardio on while reading the paper and listening to his iPod on the treadmill. Arnold ain't the only bodybuilder in the political ring!
As if the three-car motorcade and Secret Service agents didn't give his identity away, Barack had to be looked up in the gym's system because he forgot his membership card.
Running for President ain't what it used to be!
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Jaclyn Smith: Good Genes or Good Docs?
Jaclyn Smith helped solve crimes on the classic TV series "Charlie's Angels" -- but the biggest mystery is the secret to her heavenly looks.
Here's 33-year-old Jaclyn back in 1981 (left) -- and TWENTY SEVEN YEARS LATER the flawless 60-year-old version in NYC on Tuesday (right).
Whatever her secret, it's sheer genius!
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Cristiano Ronaldo's Vacation Is Hotter Than Yours
RUN, Don't Walk, Out of the Water
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water ... Reverend Run -- of pioneering rap group Run-DMC -- appears. Women and children first!
With no surfer-pap showdown in sight, Run, aka Joseph Simmons, took it upon himself to terrorize beach goers in Maui on Wednesday.
He be illin'.