Hanson to Jonas Bros: You 'Cat Burgled' Our Act!
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Turns out the whole "Jonas Brothers" thing is all Hanson's fault -- 'cause when we asked Zack if the new batch of cheesy jingle writing, over-priced hair-cut sporting, band of brothers stole their act ... dude didn't exactly deny it!
One thing they'll never steal -- mmmBop ... which Zack says he's performed more than 1400 times!!!!
Joe Jonas 'Suite' Rebound?
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Looks like Joe Jonas may be fishing around the Mouse House for a Camilla Belle replacement -- because last night he was caught creepin' with "Suite Life of Zack & Cody" star Brenda Song.
They may not have walked out of Katsuya together -- but Brenda not-so-slyly hopped into Joe's car down the block.
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That Jonas Brother For President
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Nick Jonas was walking around Washington D.C. yesterday like he was gunning for Obama's job. The only problem: Fans on the street thought he was one of his identically floppy-haired, purity ring-wearing brothers.
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Jonas & Kimmel Parental Guidance Required
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Nick Jonas is not of legal age to do a lot of things -- and one of them is perform on "Jimmy Kimmel Live" without his parents' approval.
When the Jonas Bros. appeared on the show back in March, Nick had to get his dad's signature on a parental consent form. Since Joe and Kevin are over 18, they were alright without it.
BTW -- Nick got $777.33 for the performance.
OMG! Nick & Miley Are Totally Together!
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And the only reason we know for sure is because Joe Jonas opened his mouth and blurted it out on national TV.
The evangelical Christian dandy boy banders were on "Larry King Live" last night when Joe spilled the beans that it's game on for Nick and Miley Cyrus -- ironically blowing it moments before talking about the importance of keeping their relationships "private."
That noise you hear is the sound of tweenage girls sharpening their Hello Kitty pocket knives.
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Jo Bros Sing Headaches Ensue
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The only thing screechier than a Jonas Brothers song: A Jonas Brothers song, as sung by them and nearly a hundred screaming, hysterical, tweenage girls.
The evangelical Christian dandy boy banders caused chaos yesterday outside Radio 1 in London.
Get your ear plugs ready.
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Joe Jonas -- Welcome to Eight Months Ago
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Just when we thought Beyonce's "Single Ladies" was out of our head, and we were finished seeing every moron with a leotard and webcam dance to it ... Joe Jonas had to drum up all those disturbing memories by putting a purity ring on it himself.
We also hear Pet Rocks are the bee's knees.
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Jonas Bros. Redeem Themselves
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Everyone's favorite evangelical Christian dandy boy band, the Jonas Brothers, posed with their biggest fan ... Jesus Christ.
The purity ring clad trio visited the famous Christ the Redeemer statute in Rio this weekend.
Thou shalt not poke fun at the Jonai.
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The New Older Woman in Joe Jonas' Life
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Joe Jonas' purity ring is really being tested -- the dandy evangelical Christian boybander stepped out with a leggy brunette that isn't Camilla Belle in Australia on Wednesday.
The 19-year-old hit the town unchaperoned with Lisa Origliasso, 24, of The Veronicas.
Taylor Swift, Camilla Belle and now Lisa -- this guy has "not slept" with a lot of chicks!
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Jonas Bro Takes Miley Cyrus for a Ride
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Miley Cyrus is playing with people her own age ... again.
Jonas Brother Nick Jonas may be giving puppy love a second chance. The former couple went to lunch yesterday at Village Idiot in L.A.
And speaking of.... Justin Gaston was nowhere in sight.
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Hairy Fans Brow Down for Jonas Bro Tix
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Insane Jonas Brothers fans in Miami were willing to let a Y100 radio DJ rip the eyebrows off their faces for Jonas Brothers tickets -- replicating the pain and suffering most people experience when listening to an actual Jonas Brothers album. Go figure.
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Joe Jonas & Camilla Belle: So Shady
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Despite rumors they broke up, and looking like they stepped out of Hipster Weekly, evangelical Christian dandy boy bander Joe Jonas and his equally overly-accessorized platonic girlfriend Camilla Belle had lunch in Beverly Hills on Thursday.
If they do break up, who will keep the skinny jeans?!
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Kim K -- Nick Jonas is Marked for Impurity
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If Kim Kardashian could have her way with any of the Jonas Brothers, she says she'd go with Nick -- and then she'd go to prison.
Joe's 19, Kevin's 21 ... Nick's only 16.
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Jonas Bros. Binge on Coke and Fast Food
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Hold on to your purity rings, because members of America's favorite evangelical Christian dandy boy band, Nick and Joe Jonas, were caught putting bad stuff into their bodies: Fast food!
For their penance, the Jonai will have to listen to their music and go one day without skinny jeans.
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Jonas Bro Reaches First Base
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Eldest Jonas brother Kevin stole a smooch from his girlfriend Danielle Deleasa while out driving in Beverly Hills last week.
And it went no further.
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Jonas Bro Has Gotta Go
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Where's an extra purity ring when you need one?! The eldest member of America's favorite evangelical Christian dandy boy band, Kevin Jonas, was forced to use an unsanitary port-o-potty while out at a baseball field in L.A.
Luckily neither the pomade in his hair nor his skinny jeans were injured.