Kevin Jonas -- Post-Coitus

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Happy honeymoon pal.

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One of the Jonas Bros. Got Married

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It was Kevin.

Congrats.

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Jonas vs. Jonas Who'd You Rather?

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Evangelical Christian dandy boy band biological brothers Kevin Jonas, 22, and Joe Jonas, 20, stayed pure at the same event in L.A. on Wednesday.

Question is ...

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Stage Crasher Runs Amok at Jonas Bro Show

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A rabid male fan crashed the stage at a Jonas Brothers concert the other night in Madrid -- but unlike Britney, who infamously screamed when the same thing happened to her, these guys just kept on playing.

The good stuff -- which includes the dude running in circles from security and ripping his shirt off -- starts at the 1:13 mark.

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Joe Jonas Gets Tanked Again

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Sporting a new shorter 'do, middle Jonas Brother Joe showed off his ripped virginal arms and his hairy evangelical legs in West Hollywood this weekend.

He may only be 20, but JoJo can still get tanked.

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Joe Jonas Gets Tanked

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Showing off his pure evangelical Christian dandy boy band muscles, Joe Jonas hit a Jewish Community Center gym in Toronto on Thursday.

Mazel tov!

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Jonas Bros Reach Their Teppan Point With Girls

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Evangelical Christian dandy boy banders Joe and Kevin Jonas set their purity rings to hungry last night ... and double-dated at a Japanese restaurant with Demi Lovato and Kevin's fiancee, Danielle, in Toronto.

The only thing they had for dessert ... was dessert.

Hanson to Jonas Bros: You 'Cat Burgled' Our Act!

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Turns out the whole "Jonas Brothers" thing is all Hanson's fault -- 'cause when we asked Zack if the new batch of cheesy jingle writing, over-priced hair-cut sporting, band of brothers stole their act ... dude didn't exactly deny it!

One thing they'll never steal -- mmmBop ... which Zack says he's performed more than 1400 times!!!!

Joe Jonas 'Suite' Rebound?

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Looks like Joe Jonas may be fishing around the Mouse House for a Camilla Belle replacement -- because last night he was caught creepin' with "Suite Life of Zack & Cody" star Brenda Song.

They may not have walked out of Katsuya together -- but Brenda not-so-slyly hopped into Joe's car down the block.

That Jonas Brother For President

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Nick Jonas was walking around Washington D.C. yesterday like he was gunning for Obama's job. The only problem: Fans on the street thought he was one of his identically floppy-haired, purity ring-wearing brothers.

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Jonas & Kimmel Parental Guidance Required

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Nick Jonas is not of legal age to do a lot of things -- and one of them is perform on "Jimmy Kimmel Live" without his parents' approval.

When the Jonas Bros. appeared on the show back in March, Nick had to get his dad's signature on a parental consent form. Since Joe and Kevin are over 18, they were alright without it.

BTW -- Nick got $777.33 for the performance.

OMG! Nick & Miley Are Totally Together!

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And the only reason we know for sure is because Joe Jonas opened his mouth and blurted it out on national TV.

The evangelical Christian dandy boy banders were on "Larry King Live" last night when Joe spilled the beans that it's game on for Nick and Miley Cyrus -- ironically blowing it moments before talking about the importance of keeping their relationships "private."

That noise you hear is the sound of tweenage girls sharpening their Hello Kitty pocket knives.

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Jo Bros Sing Headaches Ensue

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The only thing screechier than a Jonas Brothers song: A Jonas Brothers song, as sung by them and nearly a hundred screaming, hysterical, tweenage girls.

The evangelical Christian dandy boy banders caused chaos yesterday outside Radio 1 in London.

Get your ear plugs ready.

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Joe Jonas -- Welcome to Eight Months Ago

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Just when we thought Beyonce's "Single Ladies" was out of our head, and we were finished seeing every moron with a leotard and webcam dance to it ... Joe Jonas had to drum up all those disturbing memories by putting a purity ring on it himself.

We also hear Pet Rocks are the bee's knees.

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Jonas Bros. Redeem Themselves

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Everyone's favorite evangelical Christian dandy boy band, the Jonas Brothers, posed with their biggest fan ... Jesus Christ.

The purity ring clad trio visited the famous Christ the Redeemer statute in Rio this weekend.

Thou shalt not poke fun at the Jonai.

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The New Older Woman in Joe Jonas' Life

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Joe Jonas' purity ring is really being tested -- the dandy evangelical Christian boybander stepped out with a leggy brunette that isn't Camilla Belle in Australia on Wednesday.

The 19-year-old hit the town unchaperoned with Lisa Origliasso, 24, of The Veronicas.

Taylor Swift, Camilla Belle and now Lisa -- this guy has "not slept" with a lot of chicks!

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