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10:37 AM PT -- A rep for McConnell tells TMZ ... "He’s all good -- went on to vote and ready to do this next vote… to see if Dems decide to fund our nation’s defense priorities or not…"

Mitch McConnell tripped and hit the ground hard while walking through the Russell Senate Office Building basement ... and the tumble was caught on video.

The 83-year-old Republican Senator from Kentucky -- who has served in Congress for more than 40 years -- was listening to a question about ICE when he fell to the ground ... slamming hard against the unforgiving stone.

Mitch has had his fair share of health concerns in the past ... including abruptly freezing in front of the camera multiple times like he did in this video from July 2023.

Surfer Jamie Mitchell -- widely regarded as one of the best all-around athletes in the sport -- had a freak accident riding waves in Hawaii this week ... suffering brutal gashes to his face, throat and head.

Mitchell, 48, described what happened in an Instagram video ... stating he was hit by the fins of his big-wave board while surfing one of his favorite waves on Tuesday.

The Australian surfer shared evidence of his bloody injuries before he got bandaged up ... and they're pretty gnarly. You can take a look at the rest of 'em on your own terms.

Daniel Stern -- best known for his role in "Home Alone" -- was rushed to the emergency room earlier this month ... but fortunately, he is doing just fine now.

This incident went down on October 7th, with the Ventura County Fire Department telling TMZ they responded to a residence in Somis, California, for a medical emergency. Sources tell us the individual was Daniel, although it's unclear what the medical issue was.

The dept says the individual was assessed by firefighters and eventually transported to a nearby hospital. Sources tell us Daniel has since been released.

Mark Sanchez spent about 20 minutes roaming and, at times, stumbling around downtown Indianapolis before the violent encounter with his alleged victim ... and this new video shows nearly all of his activity.

TMZ Sports obtained surveillance videos tracking the ex-NFL star -- from 12:05 AM, when the alleged victim, Perry Tole, pulled up in his service truck ... to 12:30 AM, when Sanchez fled the scene, bloodied from stab wounds.

When Tole arrives, you see him drive south down the alley ... where, apparently, Sanchez was already on the move. When Tole parks, he's out of camera view, so we don't know if they see each other, but 7 minutes later, Sanchez walks north out of the alley ... stumbling a bit.

Break in, balls out ... An Ohio woman is the target of a police (wo)manhunt ... after a ballsy break-in at her boyfriend's home, where she sliced open his nutsack, according to police.

Authorities have issued an arrest warrant for accused scrotum-slasher Jeanita Hopings ... after the 45-year-old woman allegedly kicked in the front door of her boyfriend's Toledo home and barged inside ... to perform her amateur surgery on him with a sharp object.

And get this .. cops say Hopings cut her boyfriend so badly that one of his nuts was fully exposed ... requiring treatment at a local hospital. Yikes!

The alleged victim in the Mark Sanchez stabbing incident has been released from the hospital, the 69-year-old's lawyers tell TMZ Sports ... but with serious injuries that make it hard to even talk, he's got a long road to recovery.

We spoke with attorneys Erik May and Eddie Reichert on Monday -- the men representing Perry Tole -- who was severely wounded after an altercation with the former NFL QB early Saturday morning in downtown Indianapolis.

"He's released from the hospital, recovering, and hopeful that he'll regain function to, you know, his ability to speak," May said.

Mark Sanchez's family is breaking its silence for the first time since Saturday morning's stabbing incident ... saying the former star quarterback continues to receive medical care, while also thanking fans for their support.

"This has been a deeply distressing time for everyone involved. Mark and our family are incredibly grateful for the concern, love, and support we’ve received over the past few days," Mark's brother, Nick, said in a statement to TMZ Sports.

"Mark remains under medical care for the serious injuries he sustained and is focused on his recovery as the legal process continues. We would like to extend our heartfelt thanks to the first responders and medical staff."

Scary moment for Jenelle Evans and her family ... we've learned her mother, Barbara, was hospitalized after suffering a stroke.

Sources familiar with the situation tell TMZ ... Jenelle's mom suffered a stroke last week and has since been discharged from the hospital. We are told Barbara is recovering at home and expected to make a full recovery.

We're told Jenelle has flown back to North Carolina to see her mother and be with family... Jenelle's lived in Nevada for over a year now after moving West, and our sources say the reason she wasn't able to fly home earlier to be by Barbara's side is because Jenelle recently had sinus surgery.

Britney Spears says she hurt her knee badly after taking a tumble at her friends house ... but, it's alright now -- 'cause she says it popped back into place???

The singer-songwriter shared another dancing video to her Instagram Sunday ... wearing a low-cut pink dress which ended high on her powerful thighs.

She's wearing white fingerless gloves in the clip ... and, she twirls her hands around -- putting her hands up in prayers at times while seemingly coaxing in the audience with "come hither" movements at others.

DiJonai Carrington is getting candid about her recent career setback -- the Minnesota Lynx guard told TMZ Sports she's feeling "down right now" after her significant foot injury.

We caught up with the shooting guard at LAX this week prior to having surgery on her left foot ... an ailment that happened right after Carrington was traded from the Dallas Wings to the Land of 10,000 Lakes.

She said this latest injury is "super disappointing" ... which is understandable, considering it's not her first hurdle in her basketball career. Carrington suffered injuries at Stanford, Baylor, and throughout her WNBA journey so far.

Mark Sanchez's stabbing incident early Saturday morning drew a large police response ... and, we've obtained the 911 dispatch audio from the incident.

In the clip, first responders are asking if there are any surveillance cameras nearby they can tap into ... while they hustle to the location from where they got a 911 call.

One man on the call tells the group they need to lock down the bar where the incident occurred ... with orders to treat it like a crime scene -- no one in or out.

A pair of Delta Airline jets crashed on the taxiway at NYC's LaGuardia Airport Wednesday night -- but, miraculously, there was only one injury.

The planes were involved in a "low-speed collision" with the wing of one airline smashing into the cockpit windows of the second aircraft, according to Delta authorities.

Officials said the second aircraft flew in from Charlotte, North Carolina, with 57 passengers, touching down minutes before its nose slammed into the first plane about to take off to Roanoke, Virginia.

Tyreek Hill's former teammate, Terron Armstead, tells TMZ Sports the wide receiver was in so much pain after dislocating his knee on Monday, he actually had to laugh to prevent passing out.

Armstead said on Tuesday the Dolphins star called him just hours after he sustained the gruesome injury during Miami's "Monday Night Football" clash with the Jets ... and he explained one of the biggest reasons he was grinning ear-to-ear while being carted off the field was he might've lost consciousness otherwise.

"He was laughing through the pain," Armstead said. "Because it was either that or pass out."

9:15 AM PT -- Tyreek Hill just released a video statement from his hospital bed ... thanking his fans and asking for prayers as he gets set for surgery.

"I love you guys so much," he said. "Hope to see you soon."

Tyreek Hill was rushed to the hospital on Monday night ... after he sustained a significant knee injury during the Dolphins' game against the Jets.

The gruesome scene unfolded in the third quarter of the "Monday Night Football" matchup ... after Hill caught a pass from Tua Tagovailoa.

As the receiver was being tackled out of bounds, he landed awkwardly on his leg -- and very clearly dislocated his knee in the process.

Lola Young collapsed during her set at a music festival in New York City ... one day after canceling a different concert "due to a sensitive matter."

The British singer was performing her hit "Conceited" at the All Things Go Music Festival Saturday evening when the incident went down. Social media video shows her giving the powerhouse vocals she's known for ... when she abruptly stops to say a few words to her keyboardist, seemingly asking for some water.

She stumbles back ... and then passes out on her back. Her keyboardist and other members of her team rushed over to her and carry her off the stage.

Tom Holland seems to be regaining his Spidey Senses after taking a blow to the head on the "Spider-Man: Brand New Day" set ... 'cause he letting fans know he's on the road to recovery.

The actor shared a post on Saturday about a gala for his charity -- The Brothers Trust, which he runs with his three bros -- that he attended last weekend ... in which he apologized for having to leave early.

The clip he posted shows a series of scenes from the fun evening ... with guests giggling at their tables, freaking out over all the A-List stars -- which included his better half Zendaya and his other Marvel-ous co-star Jacob Batalon.