Paparazzi Video

Britney "performed" at Mansion nightclub last night in Miami Beach, Fla., busting out some old and new moves while she "sang" for an enthusiastic crowd.

Milli Vanilli eat your heart out.

Posh, 33, blah blah Kitson -- blah blah purple dress blah, Spice blah blah photogs blah blah blah blah!

Paparazzi crush blah blah Robertson Blvd., blah blah emaciated blah blah blonde bob blah blah blah. Blah!

Affecting a French accent, the widow Cobain introduced her new swain, saying, "This is David LaChapelle ... and he is not a homosexual." Okay.

On leaving the chopstick palace, a fan asked for her to sign a photo, which Courtney recognized as one that LaChapelle had taken, and offered to have him sign it too. When the fan said, "no thanks," a pissed Miss Love refused to sign it, while Dave had a more succinct response!

The "Beautiful" rocker was spotted inside a VIP room at the Pink Paradise with a pair of chummy blondes. Got any singles?

The usually un-camera-shy Miss Hilton apparently didn't want to be photographed -- and booked it from her car to her home, looking like a ghost on the run from Dr. Peter Venkman. She'll be booked June 5 at Century Regional Detention Facility -- the CRDF, in glamorous Lynwood, Calif.

TMZ spotted Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore heading out for dinner and drinks last night, hitting up Il Sole, then taking off for Chateau Marmont -- with photogs capturing every step of their date night. TMZ asked Cam about her rumored hookup with Vegas magician Criss Angel, but Diaz was as silent as a magician's assistant.

It wasn't exactly smooth sailing for Drew, as a cameraman bumped into the actress on her way out of the restaurant -- and Miss Barrymore not amused. Finally, after battling through a sea of photogs to get to Drew's jet-black Porsche, the crimefighting duo got a police escort onto the road!

Abra cadabra ... they disappeared!

Chong offers some pithy advice for the wayward Miss H.

The usually talkative home makeover maven was tight lipped to paparazzi questions regarding his recent charges, but he did respond to screaming fans. Ty's in da house!

As the hunky handyman escaped to his car, the driver gave him a hefty pat on the back. Too bad he wasn't driving for Ty last week.

Brit, with two cronies in tow, drove to the recording studio, smoked and practiced her miming skills by lip-synching to Aerosmith's "Walk this Way." That's dedication! As photogs swarmed outside the studio, cops were called to keep the peace. Afterwards, Britney headed over to Millennium Dance Studio -- adorned in a gold Marcia Brady dress, as she almost lost her wig. Hold on to that weave, girl!

Why is it that we can send a man to the moon, but we can't find Brit a realistic looking wig? Paging Raquel Welch!

"Grey's Anatomy" docs Eric Dane and the chatty Isaiah were spotted in New York yesterday, and while the charismatic Dane was met with a pack of overzealous autograph hunters, Washington's only audience -- a sole cameraman asking if he'll be back next season.

The teenage party girls were celebrating the birthdays of Disney stars Aly and AJ, who rolled in on motorcycles -- reminiscent of the teenaged Paris Hilton and Kim Stewart. Remember Kim flying off the bike? Classic! But these girls played it safe -- and left the driving to professionals.

Aly and AJ (sisters Alyson 18, and Amanda 16), were not the only scantily clad teen stars on hand. Emma Roberts (niece of Julia), "Hannah Montana" star Miley Cyrus (who is looking more like Angelina Jolie by the minute), and Robin Williams' daughter Zelda -- were all dressed more like women in their twenties than teens. Hotties in training!

Move over Paris, Nicole, Lindsay, Britney, Cameron, Drew -- here come the girls!

Steve-O, known for blazing a little herb in public, was spotted in New York City on Friday, where one photog asked him to "do something for us, crazy? Do something random!" Though the only "crazy" thing he could come up with was flashing his obscenity-covered knuckles, Steve came through when he then asked the pap if he had any weed.

Cameras snapped the Britster over the weekend in Malibu making a roadside stop in her Mercedes to change her son's dirty diaper. Brit's bodyguard and cousin Allie did their best to keep Spears and the baby hidden from the pack of photogs who quickly swarmed the car after she pulled over, covering the windshield with a jacket and sweatshirt.

Next time Brit may want to try a rest stop for all her baby-changing needs.

Dave was seen leaving Gladstone's seafood restaurant in Malibu -- perhaps trying to recover from his love of burgers. As he got to his non-talking car, the Hoff answered a photog's pointed question about recovery by saying, "It's a long process but it's going very well." He also thanked his family and fans for their support, then cryptically added, "The truth will be told - God bless."

He tipped the valet and then gave him a hug!

"KITT -- power on!"

Brad Pitt dropped off son Maddox at a school in Prague yesterday morning. We're guessing it went down something like this:

Teacher: "What did you bring for Show and Tell today, Maddox?"

Maddox: "Brad Pitt."

Teacher: "You get an A++!"

All dolled up in a glammed-out black sequined tank top, Paris was dressed more appropriate for a nightclub than a health club! Hyde Fitness, anyone?

The inmate-to-be posed for pics with fans before easing into the passenger side of her SUV, while her trainer was forced to exhibit his agility by having to climb along a fence in order to get into the driver's seat.

He should know by now that being in a car with P is always hazardous to your health!