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Sister Nicky was seen pulling up to the bash at the Polaroid Beach House, surrounded by a bevy of boys in cute hats. In-a-brick-fix Sean Stewart was there, and buddy Kim "The Tush" Kardashian. Kevin Connolly kidded around surfside for our cameras, while cheerless Jared Leto wore a leather jacket -- making him, finally, hot. Cameras also caught Lindsay and her striped dress brigade exiting their cars for her party next door.

Being the hardcore rocker that she is, Avril gave an acoustic performance in Germany on Monday -- at a mall! Punk schlock, dude!

Poor Avril. There hasn't been a bigger poser since Paris left the red carpet!

Paris landed at LAX just a short time ago, abruptly ending her Hawaiian post-pokey getaway. A socialite must have some post-holiday holiday plans!

Seen here sauntering through the airport this morning, she looked relaxed and happy, clinging a mind-expanding Vanity Fair and a notebook, the heiress was traveling alone ... except for her omnipresent paparazzi pals.

Hey dudes!

So I've had a pretty fun weekend. After recovering from my Pink Taco night, on Saturday I went to Allegra Versace's 21st birthday celebration. The party was organized by her mother, Donatella Versace. All of young Hollywood was there! I went with my sister, Ruby, my friend Liam and Jacky-O (Jack Osbourne). It was held at the Bar Marmont on Sunset, which by the way has amazing food -- they got a new chef and he's on fire!!! (NO JOKE). After I had some birthday cake I decided to go to my good friend Courtney Love's studio to meet her hot new bandmates. Hot is not even the word to explain these young British boys! This is by far the best album Courtney's ever done! Courtney will be playing the Roxy on July 17 and you can go to her official MySpace page to get tickets. I'm excited to see her in action again because she embodies everything that a true rock chick should!

Anyways, gotta run. Getting ready for a big 4th of July bash. Have an amazing day!

P.S. - I'm not dating Tommy Lee. I'm just auditioning to be the drummer in his new band ... just kidding!!! We're just friends. That's it.

Family members, including mommie dearest Dina and lil' sis Ali, showed up to a Malibu beach house this afternoon, bearing gifts for the birthday gal. Other guests were spotted carrying presents in Hermes and Louis Vuitton shopping bags, and a special delivery from Versace was seen arriving to the home as well. The sober starlet sure does love her high fashion!

TMZ caught Lindsay running into the party after exiting a white Mercedes. Lilo left the shindig just an hour later, only to return after 30 minutes -- this time in a Range Rover. Luckily for Malibu residents, at no time was Linds driving.

Feliz cumpleaños, La Lohan!

Courtney Love was tearfully chatting away on her cell phone as she entered LAX this weekend. TMZ cameras heard some of the widow Cobain's convo -- and it sounds like there was a robbery! Holed everything! Somebody stole the rocker's white Versace gown -- with the attention-grabbing neckline she wore to the 1997 Academy Awards when her film, "The People vs. Larry Flynt" was nominated for two Oscars.

From what we can tell, the clothing thief stole sweaters from Love as well. Watch your eBay listings!

Love's publicist had no comment.

Cameras snapped the Britster after chowing down at Shu Sushi in Beverly Hills yesterday, where she dissed Mama Spears on the way to her car. "I hope my mom gets the help she needs," she sassily told photogs outside the restaurant, adding, "I'm praying for her right now."

Spears and her mom clearly aren't on the best of terms these days -- with Brit delivering Lynne a letter asking her to stay away from her children if she's taking any medications that would impair her ability to be around them.

The Hulkster was on hand at the Home Depot Center in Carson, Calif. on Saturday as son Nick raced in a NOPI event. The proud papa cheered as Nick raced around the track -- even snapping pics on his camera phone. That's my boy!

Things came to a crashing halt when Nick smashed his Dodge Viper into a wall. Hulk went running over to check on him -- and he was fine -- even flashing the crowd a thumbs-up as he walked off the track.

Lindsay Lohan took a little vacay from Promises on Saturday to hit up trendy boutique Planet Blue in Malibu. Lindsay -- perhaps looking to pick herself up a little bday present -- browsed the shop with a few friends and a bodyguard.

When it came time to leave, LiLo threw on a pair of sunglasses the size of her face, clutched her new iPhone tight, and made her way through the crowd and into a waiting Mercedes.

Is there an Apple store in rehab?

Cameras snapped the socialite strolling solo around Hawaii -- save for a bodyguard -- where she worked a crowd gathered near her car. Paris lost the ridiculous disguise she donned at the airport on Friday, once again sporting her blonde extend-a-locks and a somewhat more subtle sun hat. It's hot!

The smiling heiress stopped to sign autographs and take pictures with the group, again soaking up the attention -- and natural sunlight -- that comes with life outside the pokey.

The vacationing buds spent time in Hawaii this week, trying to learn how ride the waves, but seemed to fail ... miserably ... several times. What a pair of kooks.

For these two, there'll be no guest starring on "John From Cincinnati."

Embracing a new little friend, the Gummi Bear decided to record a bloated public service announcement, so you can be clear as to where the bear stands ... then again, it's hard to miss him, wherever he's standing.

Gummi's on yet another rant on equality ... or something like that. While admitting his own fatheadedness, the chatty blonde bear gives you a look at the inner workings of a mind unfettered by education. Gummi knows only love.

Sir Paul McCartney must not be a "Ghost Whisperer" fan, because poor little JLove waited in line with everybody else who showed up for his "secret" performance last night at Amoeba Records in Hollywood. Hewitt didn't seem to mind, as she was seen happily signing autographs from the queue.

Rap impresario Suge Knight was trolling around Hollywood this week, when he proclaimed that Paris is more gangsta than most gangsta rappers, saying, "Well, she did more time than some of these tough ass rappers."

Any day now, Paris can expect her contract with Death Row Records.

The father/daughter duo nibbled at Bread Bar on L.A.'s trendy West Third street, then attempted to ride off in Danny's compact Prius -- back to the Shire!

It's obvious Danny's apple doesn't fall TALL from the tree!

Her Madgesty, 48, was spotted making her escape from New York, arriving for her flight sans makeup. The Material Girl kept a stone cold face when photogs tried to chat her up, barely smiling for the cameras ... wouldn't want to add any lines to that pretty face of hers!