Paparazzi Video

The author/phenomenon was signing autographs (non-threateningly) outside his New York hotel, when one slightly deranged mother asked King to sign her baby's diaper. King, saying he'd "changed a few," obliged, which sent the little girl, whose poop-pouch was being taken away, into paroxysms of panic.

The fashionable threesome all arrived on the same flight from London on Thursday, and were greeted with a barrage of flashbulbs. Coffee, tea or strike a pose.

The Popwreck approached the light slowly on Coldwater Canyon in Los Angeles. You then see Britney raise her cellphone to her face. It is unclear if she's texting or making a call. She then drives into the intersection as someone outside the car screams, "Red light, red light!" Britney then turns left onto Mulholland Drive, managing to miss oncoming traffic.

The judge has made it clear that he has issues with Britney's driving. L.A. County Commish Scott Gordon temporarily revoked her visitation rights because she was driving without a valid California license.

Yesterday, Kaplan asked the Commish to forbid Brit from driving when the kids are in the car. The judge said he'd ponder that and rule on November 26. The bets are on -- Mark Vincent Kaplan, K-Fed's lawyer, will be back in court long before the 26th after eying the new video.

That's because dancer-model-burlesquer Dita Von Teese lit up the evening outside the Waverly Inn with her preternaturally white face, a visage so glowingly bright it looked as if the moon had descended to street level.

No one is exactly sure why His Weirdness and his young'uns, Paris, 9, and Prince, 10 (both still in Halloween costume) decided to drop into La La land.

Maybe he's in town to clear up that lil' real estate problem or visit his lovely ex-wife Debbie Rowe.

But it was not so outside of Waverly Inn, where our cameraman asked Val who he thought would win in a Clooney-Fabio fist-off. Watch to see his reaction!

Holy elusiveness, Batman!

The pair were out playing at the launch of the DKNY fragrance, Delicious Night, and packed what seemed like a small zoo of friends into one SUV.

Step one: Make sure pretty dress isn't riding up, and get, uh, driver to help if necessary. Step two: Bitch-out event escort for talking "bulls**t" all the time. Step three, of course: Smile cheerfully for the camera after little snark-out.

Marisa made her stinky appearance at the launch party for DKNY's Delicious Night fragrance in the West Village.

Cameras caught Shia in Chicago this morning, on his way to his hotel. LaBeouf is in the city to shoot his new flick, "Eagle Eye," and was arrested over the weekend for criminal trespass after refusing to leave a Walgreens.

He's scheduled to appear in court November 28.

Heidi Klum and her singer hubby flew into New York's JFK airport, and this time, Seal didn't club the cameras.

In fact, Seal and Heidi were utterly silent as they made their way from gate to ride, with Heidi looking remarkably makeup-free -- though no lesser for it. And as for Seal, the only, ahem, visible package he was carrying was the oddly priapic guitar on his back.

The "Weeds" star was with son Will and daughter Ash when they got into an elevator, while hyper-aggressive paps went over the line, holding the door open to try to get their shot and frightening the boy -- drawing what sounded like a sharp rebuke from him.

It's the latest instance of photogs getting uncomfortably close to stars' kids; just last week, Jennifer Garner and Liv Tyler had to fend off paps who couldn't keep a reasonable distance.

The fight between Snoop and airport security began when the rapper and his entourage got the boot from a VIP lounge. Snoop was then seen yelling at a member of his crew for talking to police after they were asked to leave. From there, things just got uglier.

TMZ caught up with the formerly perktacular former morning show mistress in Times Square last night, alongside hubby Frank Gifford. They were just leaving the after party for Cyrano de Bergerac. After some pleasantries, she remarks to cameras, "You guys are working late!"