Paparazzi Video

Lauren Conrad's pre-Heidi Montag nemesis was snapped heading to her dirty BMW, when a photog stumped Kristin by asking what her favorite Christmas carol was. How about the one that goes, "On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me ... a car wash!"

In her defense, if your borefriend was hunkalicious Nick Zano -- you'd stay home and forget to wash your things too!

Cameras caught Spears leaving the Four Seasons on Saturday, where she proceeded to disobey traffic laws, again, by rolling right through three stop signs without coming to a complete stop.

Cameras caught Wilson's sexy new squeeze on the island of Maui where the two are vacationing for Owen's birthday.

Nothing unusual about that, except that the horde of paparazzi provided a second-by-second narrative of the meal, and they were particularly thrilled when she went upstairs at the eatery to get a little dessert -- unmolested by cameras, or so we hear.

Late last night, we caught up with the TV doc, who looked a bit worse for wear during his shill-tour for his new film. As he made his weary way back to his hotel, Patrick demonstrated perfect curbside manners for a couple of fans who had suffered in the cold to see him.

Enchanted, for sure.

Looking as hot as anyone going through airport security can possibly look, Lohan left LAX for New York City on Saturday, presumably to spend time with her family for the holidays.

It looked like she took off solo from LAX, but boyfriend Riley Giles was spotted with her when she landed.

Hours after being forbidden to drive with her kids, the popwreck was back behind the wheel Friday, showing off her complete disregard for safety. Dangerous curves!

TMZ has obtained video of Britters about to make a left turn with her signal flashing, when she suddenly changes her mind and makes a sharp right instead -- cutting off several other drivers!

Later, the weaved wonder takes her new Mercedes (still sans license plates) for an impromptu photo session at the local gas 'n sip.

Both Olsen twins -- Mary-Kate and Ashley -- were spotted in Manhattan. And by seen, we mean their full, unblocked faces. And neither wore black, nor any headgear, nor any elaborate method of self-concealment. Twintastic indeed.

TMZ spotted the blonde National Guard-magnet on yet another trip to the SoHo eatery. And we even found out what she finds mas sabrosa when she tucks in.

Hint: It ain't tuna.

After being smacked by a car almost two months ago on a New Jersey roadway -- resulting in a hairline fracture for Georgie and a busted ankle for his girlfriend -- this is the first we've seen him back in the hog saddle.

TMZ was at Stereo's second birthday party last night, where our absolute favorite singer-songwriter revealed exclusively to us that he's been engaged in thorough Internet-based self-investigation, and his findings? "I'm kind of a douchebag. I got a little sick of myself ... I'm insufferable," said John. Inside wants out!

Mayer then issued a formal apology to the Internet world. Other douchebags could not immediately be reached for comment.

Robin Williams met up with pal Whoopi Goldberg in SoHo last night, and they did a little shopping with Robin's daughter Zelda -- and not much else. Whoopi seemed totally whupped after a long day, and packed it in early.

The heiress "sang" along to "Stars Are Blind," writhing like a pro at the XXX Party, throwing in a little Rod Stewart for good measure. After all that, she still managed to head to Bungalow 8, and then on to a friend's pad, before finally arriving back to her hotel at nearly 7:00 AM.

Hiltie got her groove on at Butter with a striking brunette, we're told, and literally had to hang on to our camera man to keep her footing in the wet night. Or was it the equilibrium-shattering rendition of "Stars Are Blind" with which one particularly rabid fan regaled her?

At one point, Greasy had to ask us if Paris was inside Butter, which sent him scampering to the door.