Jack Nicholson: Screw You, Surgeon General!
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Listen up, kids -- just because Jack Nicholson makes smoking look cool, doesn't mean it is.
Then again, everything Jack Nicholson does is cool.
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Simon Cowell Eating for One
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Is it just us or does Simon Cowell look a little trimmer now that he's single again?
Lindsay Lohan & Sam: The Epic Fight
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We now know what happened between Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson last Sunday just before she went to the hospital. The two were in a nuclear screaming match at their Hollywood Hills home.
Neighbors tell us they were going at it for a long time, but it reached a crescendo at around 4:00 AM after one of them screamed at the other, "You never say you love me." The screaming continued and neighbors heard a glass break. Sam then screamed, "If you're gonna break things get out of my house." One neighbor described the conversation as "wailing, with lots of obscenities."
A short time later Sam went to the hospital -- her rep says for exhaustion.
Ronson joined Linds to shop on Tuesday -- Lindsay apparently hadn't gotten all the obscenities out of her system.
Paris Hilton -- Angelyne 2.0
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Angelyne is a model/sometimes actress who has become a Hollywood joke by shamelessly promoting herself in skanky clothing -- sound familiar?
Another thing they have in common: The stomach turning desire to drive Pepto pink cars.
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Lorraine Nicholson's Dad Is Cooler Than Yours
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Just try and prove us wrong.
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Gerard Butler Plays with Fire ... Eaters
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There's no doubt Gerard Butler is a hot guy, but the photog who got him at LAX can handle the heat -- dude moonlights as a fire eater!
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McConaughey Goes Commando!
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Matthew McConaughey took his package out for a run this weekend in Malibu ...
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Jake, Reese and a Rotten Egg
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Paps are used to walking on egg shells with certain celebrities -- not dodging them!
Jake Gyllenhaal celebrated his 28th birthday with Reese Witherspoon at Giorgio Baldi restaurant in Santa Monica -- where the chef's food is nothing compared to his aim with an egg and truly nasty vocab.
Our favorite from Mr. Baldi: "Your mother is very bitch!"
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Jenny McCarthy Needs a Good Lay ... Frito Lay
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Jenny McCarthy bolted from Jim Carrey's premiere last night so she could get some backseat action ... with a bag of chips.
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Strahan to Dubya: Shoe Betta' Learn to Catch!
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Even after GW's miraculous shoe dodge, former NY Giant superstar Michael Strahan still doesn't want him on his team -- unless Dubya learns to use his hands!
Strahan, who was strollin' down Manhattan yesterday with his girl Nicole Murphy, also stuck up for his former teammate Plaxico Burress saying, "He made a bad mistake, but he'll be straight."
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Obama and Pickler -- Total BFFs
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"American Idol" alum Kellie Pickler got to take a picture with Barack Obama at the DC airport yesterday....
We won't tell her he's made of cardboard if you don't...
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Man In Speedo Spills Out on Josh Holloway
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A guy in a banana hammock is the envy of women (and some men) everywhere -- by being one of Josh Holloway's personal "water dousers" during an extremely wet photo shoot in Hawaii.
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Tom Cruise -- The Next Forrest Gump
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The weirdest thing about Tom Cruise's visit to "Today" yesterday isn't that he apologized -- it's that he spent the commercial breaks playing ping-pong!
Dude is starting to seem ... human?
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Britney Draws a/on Small Japanese Crowd
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A Britney Spears autograph these days might set you back an arm and a leg ... or for this girl waiting for her at the Tokyo airport, just an arm.
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Blake Lewis & The Dumbest Hat Ever
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Scott Caan Handles His Long Board
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Scott Caan may never be as good an actor as his daddy but there's one thing he's probably better at -- surfing.
Dude is no amateur -- he looks pretty damn good in (and out of) that wet suit!