Mickey Rourke -- "She Fell Asleep in My Lap"
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Just as Mickey Rourke described his final moments with his beloved 18-year-old Chihuahua, the grieving actor looked up at the sky to gather his thoughts -- you know, since all dogs go to Heaven.
RIP Loki.
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Tracy to Fire Dept Thanks for Saving My Fish!
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Tracy Morgan just released this statement regarding the fire at his NY apartment:
"A fire broke out in my Manhattan apartment this morning, apparently starting with a lamp attached to my fish tank. The sprinklers promptly activated and the NYFD came by to make sure it was contained.. Fortunately, the fire did not spread and no one in the building was injured -- even the fish are okay. My thanks to the New York Fire Department for their quick action."
Tracy Morgan's Fishy Fire
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Sources tell TMZ an apartment belonging to "30 Rock" star Tracy Morgan caught fire early this morning ... and the source of the fire was a bunch of fish.
We're told the fire started after a light bulb in one of Tracy's fish tanks busted, which ignited the blaze. ALL OF THE FISH SURVIVED!
The fire did extensive damage. We're told Tracy was home at the time but, like the fish, he wasn't injured. FDNY responded three minutes after getting the call at 8:34 AM.
Story developing ...
Bindi Irwin: Girl Gone Wild
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Who needs a Barbie doll, when you've got wild snakes and iguanas to play with?!
Everyone's favorite famous precocious ten-year-old conservationist celebuspawn, Bindi Irwin, showed off her genetically predisposed fearlessness with all things slimy and creepy crawly in Australia on Tuesday.
No question about it, she's daddy's little girl.
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Mascot's Crotch Gets Half-Court Assist
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Just watch ... hilarious.
Mickey Rourke -- Comforted By Puppy Love
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Following the loss of his beloved dog Loki yesterday, Mickey Rourke couldn't help but pet every pup that passed him by last night in NYC.
On his way out of dinner at the Waverly Inn, Mickey explained that his beloved Chihuahua died around 5:00 AM, but the saddened actor said he still didn't have the words quite yet to express how he was feeling.
Loki was 18.
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R.I.P. Mickey Rourke's Dog
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Loki Rourke
1991 - 2009
"Sometimes when a man's alone, that's all you got ... is your dog."
-- Mickey @ the Golden Globes
Hello Doggy!
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Here's a Shih Tzu at the 133rd Annual Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show in NYC on Tuesday (left) -- and 63-year-old country legend Dolly Parton in DC (right).
Both have been styled, groomed and adorned in order to appear cuter.
We're just sayin'.
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Animal Sex for Valentine's Day
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Nothing says I love you quite like watching two turtles going at it.
A Michigan zoo is offering lovers a special Valentine's Day tour with raw, rough animal sex guaranteed. Who needs chocolate?!
For $50 a couple, the Binder Park Zoo's "Zoorotica" tour will take you through all the ins and outs of the sexual reproductive lives of animals. This is an OctoMom-free exhibit. While you must be 21 or over to watch Magilla or Ling Ling get their groove on, horny peeps can literally get a room at a special discounted "Zoorotica" rate at the local Holiday Inn.
So on February 14th, go ahead and come out of, or into, your shell.
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Our Apologies to Sam, Australia
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We officially apologize for poking fun at Sam, the koala rescued from the fires in the Australian wilderness. Sam was photographed drinking bottled water and we made a joke....and it was out of line.
Turns out lil' Sam suffered burned paws and was taken to the Mountain Ash Wildlife Shelter -- nothing funny about that. But since she's been at the shelter, Sam has drawn the attention of a male koala named Bob. The two are now said to be inseparable.
We made a joke about Sam drinking bottled water and then going to pilates and eating sushi. Bad joke, bad us.
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Best In Show
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The 133rd Westminster Kennel Club dog show brought the cutest canines to NY. Check out these pampered pooches.
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Koala to Firefighter: I Won't Tap That!
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After battling some of the worst wildfires ever to hit Australia, a firefighter shared his bottled water with a pampered koala on Monday.
Afterwards the new friends went to Pilates and dined on sushi.
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Heavy Petting Zoo
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Hollywood is filled with big dumb animals -- and there are horses, too!
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Hamster Wanted for Murder?
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We're pretty sure the local news station made a mistake ... but just in case, be on the lookout for a cuddly lil' hamster with a penchant for directing ... and killing.
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Throw Me a Frickin' Clone Here!
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Anyone against "cloning" may have second thoughts after this adorable puppy video of Lancelot Encore -- the first commercially cloned canine in the US.
When their original doggy was diagnosed with cancer, Florida couple Edgar and Nina Otto had their pooch's DNA frozen -- and when the original Lancelot died last year, the couple shelled out a huge wad of cash for a scientifically engineered clone!
The dog was "created" in South Korea for the low, low price of $155,000. That's a lot of Puppy Chow!
Worth it?
McConaughey Unleashes BJ
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With a truck careening towards them, Matthew McConaughey played with his untethered pup, BJ, in the middle of a Malibu street yesterday.
While there may not be anti-paparazzi laws on the books, there are leash laws in Malibu.