Howard K. -- Still Doing Anna's Bitch Work
As in caring for her pooch, Puppy.
Howard K. Stern was spotted leaving a Los Angeles vet this weekend with one of the late Anna Nicole Smith's dogs. Life is ruff.
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Heather Mills -- Finally, Two Likeable Qualities...
Miley's Grandma Gets Tossed in the Rear
Miley Cyrus fed her burger cravings with a trip to In-N-Out yesterday -- but her sweet lil' grandma had to get her buns in the backseat with the dog!
One of them enjoys long drives with the wind in her face.
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"Star Wars" No Longer Portman's Crappiest Role
Natalie Portman may need to be hospitalized for exhaustion, because she's really pooped.
While in West Hollywood on Thursday, the 27-year-old starlet used leaves to dislodge a dingleberry.
That still beats sharing screen time with Jar Jar Binks.
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The Six Million Dollar Croc
Meet RoboCroc -- a living, breathing, chomping crocodile cyborg!
After this Florida croc's skull was crushed by a car, a team of plastic surgeons jumped in and rebuilt its face using four metal plates and 41 screws.
Because that's just what Florida needs, more crocodiles.
Nude Dog Rescuer -- My Lungs Were Collapsing!
We barely noticed Eric Nies with his clothes on in New York yesterday -- but the "Real World" doggy rescuer claims he's used to getting naked and jumping in freezing cold water because he frequents bathhouses ... no, not that kind.
The naked pooch rescuer finally explained why he felt compelled to strip down and save his friend's dog -- then he showed off the best way to raise your body temp after diving buck naked into freezing water.
Another way to raise your body temp -- check out the photo gallery.
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"Real World" Alum in Naked Doggie Rescue
You may not remember Eric Nies from the first "Real World: New York" -- but now you'll know him as the guy who risked his bare ass to save a puppy from drowning in a partially frozen lake.
During a recent trip to Bear Mountain in upstate NY, a cute little doggy named Sugar Ray decided to chase some geese onto a sheet of iced-over lake water -- when the ice suddenly gave way. As Nies noticed the pooch struggling to stay afloat, he immediately stripped down to his birthday suit and dove in after him.
Nies eventually grabbed the pooch and got him back on the ice, where the scared little guy could run back to dry land.
Eric suffered a couple of scratches -- and mild case of popsicle crotch -- but he proved that ripped has-been reality stars can not only be relevant, but downright heroic.
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Martha Stewart "Not Coping" with Doggy Death
Nearly two weeks after a freak propane tank explosion killed her beloved Chow puppy, Ghenghis Khan, Martha Stewart told us she still isn't coping with the tragedy.
But if you examine the video extremely closely, you can see a hint of actual emotion in Martha's face.
Sad...
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Freak Explosion Kills Martha Stewart's Dog
It's dangerous work being one of Martha Stewart's dogs, because her latest pup just perished in a deadly propane explosion at a Pennsylvania kennel.
Ghenghis Kahn -- the second of Martha's dogs to die in the last year -- was one of 17 dogs killed in a tragic propane explosion at a Carbon County kennel on Friday.
The blast occurred during a propane delivery to the kennel. The delivery man -- who remains in the hospital with severe burns -- is being called a hero because he was able to throw a few dogs to safety before he was injured.
Martha has put up a memorial to her dearly deceased on her blog.
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What's Wrong with that Pussy?!
For some crazy reason -- this adorable rubbery-skinned, wrinkly, rat-tailed feline is being hailed as the "World's Ugliest Cat."
We don't see it.
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Albino Dolphin Tickled Pink
Don't adjust your computer screens, a pink albino dolphin has surfaced in a Louisiana lake.
The marine mammal is the world's only known pink Bottlenose dolphin
There is no relation to the pink elephants you saw after happy hour last night.
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Octobabies vs. YOUR Babies
Octomom has 37 kids ... blah, blah blah. What about your kid? They may not get on "Dr. Phil," but if your kid has a real TMZ attitude, he or she could win $250. Our staff will pick a winner on Monday.
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Loki Who?
Mickey Rourke walked through LAX yesterday sporting his latest canine accessory -- a chihuahua named Jaws.
Mickey continues to display an ability to heal quickly.
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Mickey Rourke Carries Loki's Spirit
After winning a spirit award, Mickey Rourke -- wearing a locket with a pic of his beloved Loki -- says it's all dedicated to his beloved dog.
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... So There's This Giraffe in Malibu ...
How's this for a sight you don't see everyday -- a giraffe named Willy frolicking on the beaches of Malibu ... on a leash!
And you thought walking your dog was a chore ...
Mickey Grieves Dead Dogs, Tans His Hide
Loki wasn't the only pooch Mickey Rourke sent to pet cemetery this month -- because last night, the guy told us his 18-year-old Chihuahua was the second of his six dogs who passed.
We got him going into a tanning salon -- gotta darken that leather for Oscar Sunday -- where the fans outside were totally loving him.