Ashley Tisdale's Bikini Falls Between the Crack

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Ashley Tisdale has clinginess issues -- leaving little to the imagination yesterday on the beach in Maui ... with a skin tight pink bikini ... and a fedora from 2005.

Who says the 26-year-old actress is stuck up?

Christian Slater Fit, Shirtless & Soaking Wet

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Christian Slater showed off his toned torso during a shirtless dip off a Miami fishing pier with his girlfriend Brittany Lopez this weekend.

The 42-year-old "Breaking In" star can stomach guys half his age.

Kate Hudson Shows Her Stripes ... in a Bikini

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Having given birth eight months ago, Kate Hudson flaunted her hot mother-of-two body in a sexy striped bikini while at the beach in Cancun this weekend.

If only her romantic comedies looked as good as she does.

Snooki & Jwoww Two VERY Different Spring Breaks

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Mom-to-be Snooki enjoyed her first sober Spring Break party in Cancun today ... while her "Jersey Shore" spinoff castmate Jwoww enjoyed the kind of cocktail an unwed pregnant reality star cannot.

Soon Snooki will be enjoying her first sober St. Patrick's Day. Then her first sober Passover. Then her first sober Easter. Then her first sober Earth Day. Then her first sober Cinco de Mayo. Then her first sober Memorial Day. Then her first sober Flag Day. Then her first sober July 4th. Then her first sober ...

Nicki Minaj Flaunts Her Super Bass in Pink Bikini

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For once, Nicki Minaj left all her ridiculous Lady Gaga wannabe costumes (minus one lime green wig) at home and stripped down to flaunt her curves in a simple pink bikini on the set of her latest video in Hawaii on Wednesday.

After that horrendous Grammy performance last month, the 29-year-old finally proved she has some natural God-given talents.

Bethenny Frankel Skinnygirl in a Bikini

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"Bethenny Ever After" star Bethenny Frankel showed off her "Real Housewives" bikini body in a sexy two-piece in Miami on Monday.

The 41-year-old Skinnygirl cocktail mogul is intoxicating.

'Mob Wives' Renee Graziano BUSTED in Florida

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"Mob Wives" lovely Renee Graziano brought out the huge, er, guns by showing off her $30,000 post-op buxom bod​ in a sexy blue bikini at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel in Florida the other day.

Renee is guilty of rack-eteering.

Kim Kardashian Baby Got Front ... & Back!

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It's hard to tell what's hotter: Kim Kardashian's ridiculous curves from the front or her bootyful bod from the back.

With her purple bikini stretched to the limit in Miami this weekend, Kim -- along with her good pal Jonathan Cheban at her side -- made sure all her smokin' hot lady parts were ready for their close-up.

She can take it from all sides.

Brian Austin Green & Megan Fox His & Hers Rock Hard Bodies

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Proving their marriage is as fit as they are, original "90210" star Brian Austin Green, 38, and his gorgeous bikini-clad 25-year-old wife Megan Fox got touchy feely with each other while showing off their happily married ripped physiques in Hawaii this weekend.

They are abs-olutely perfect for each other.

Gisele Bundchen Tom Brady Still Loves Me ... in a Bikini

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Gisele Bundchen knows ... the best way to get your husband to forgive you for publicly trashing his butterfingery teammates ... is by prancing around in a tiny bikini.

Gisele and Super Bowl XLVI loser Tom Brady were spotted in a beachfront lip-lock/ ass-grab in Central America this weekend ... during a family vacation with their son Benjamin.

As TMZ previously reported, several of Tom's New England Patriots teammates were "disappointed" when Gisele vented after the Super Bowl ... saying, "My husband cannot f***ing throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time."

As you can see from the pics, Tom clearly has the best hands on the team.

The Unit Shirtless, Ripped & Twisted Sideways

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The Situation's GTL bestie Jonny "The Unit" Manfre took time out from fighting with Snooki on "Jersey Shore" and flaunted his buff & hairless strength at Muscle Beach in Venice Beach on Wednesday.

The Unit -- alongside his smoking hot XXX girlfriend Amia Miley -- proved his jacked up muscles weren't only for show, and even held himself up sideways off a bar.

Say what you will about the guy, but he's one strong dbag.

Arianny Celeste Throws in the Towel

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UFC hottie Arianny Celeste's bikini executed a breathtaking submission hold earlier today at a pool in Miami -- squeezing her boobs so tight ... the lovely ladies nearly came loose.

She's got all the right moves.

Miranda Kerr Gets Touchy-Feely Down Under

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Miranda Kerr got into a sticky situation while poolside in Australia the other day, but luckily her sexy friend was around to serve as her personal bikini bottom wedgie assistant.

Sometimes even gorgeous supermodels get their panties in a bunch.

Chris Evans Between a Rock and a Hard Abs Place

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"Captain America" star Chris Evans showed off his super buff superhero hairy chest and abs while at some sorta photo shoot at Vasquez Rocks Natural Park outside L.A. on Wednesday.

The 30-year-old knows being shirtless is his patriotic duty.

Joel Osteen Good God, He's RIPPED!!!

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The lord is my personal trainer, I shall not want.

Mega-televangelist Joel Osteen hit the beach in Hawaii this week for a little family vacation time with his wife Victoria, his son Jonathan, his daughter Alexandra ... and a SHREDDED SIX PACK!!!

Besides being one of the most famous preachers in the world, Osteen is also a health nut ... who dishes out diet advice on his web page. Judging by his sculpted physique, dude knows what he's talking about.

Candice Swanepoel's Ass Thanks for Rubbing It In

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Victoria's Secret model Candice Swanepoel knows the first rule when it comes to smoking hot bikini shoots on the beach -- always wear protection ... sweet, sweet, lotion-y protection.

The pic was snapped Saturday in Saint Barts where the super model's butt ... some woman's ... hand ... sorry, where were we?