The Kardashians

Khloe Kardashian is out of the pokey, and now we're learning about the horrors of her ordeal behind bars.

Our spies tell us the youngest Kardashian's unspeakable treatment began when K.K. began to board the bus headed to the Twin Towers jail. A woman on the bus had a violent seizure and Khloe was re-routed to Lynwood. Then, as we reported earlier, a bomb scare at the jail triggered a lockdown, so Miss K was forced into solitary confinement.

Then, Khloe was freezing cold so she asked guards for a simple blanket. Just like Tara at Hyde, she was denied.

As if that's not enough, she had to watch videos on how to be a good prisoner and how to avoid getting staph infections.

And, Khloe was not even able to change out of her street clothes, which must have been soiled from all the drama.

By the way, she served 173 minutes.

According to the L.A. County Sheriff's Department website, Khloe Khardashian is now on the loose again, free as a bird to party it up at Hyde and dine at Wendy's.

How's that compare to her fellow celeb inmates? Nicole did 82 minutes, Lindsay did 84. Khloe did roughly 100 more minutes. That's a hardened criminal!

A Sheriff's spokesperson tells us she was released because female inmates are eligible for early release due to overcrowding. We're told there's only one female jail and it's "busting at the seams."

Khloe is now in the Van Nuys courthouse parking lot, waiting for her reality show camera crew to show before turning herself in.

UPDATE: Khloe's turned herself in and is currently on the bus bound for the pokey! Her family, famished after dropping their daughter off for her press op legal obligation, has gone to get something to eat.

She also let us know her last fancy meal before heading to jail this morning: Wendy's with her sister!

Talk about too little too late: Khloe, who got nabbed for a DUI in March of '07, finally hired a driver.

We just broke the news -- Khloe Kardashian, Kim's lil' sis, will surrender Friday to begin serving 30 days in the slammer for a probation violation after a DUI.

Kim K, who might have trouble getting her major asset in a 12x8 cell, is now speaking out, saying on her blog, "Khloe is ready and willing to serve out her sentence, no matter how long and where, and have this resolved."

Guess who's going to jail Friday? Kim K's less famous sis.

Khloe Kardashian not only got a DUI that flew completely under the radar, but she violated her probation and she has been sentenced to 30 days in county jail.

Khloe K. got the DUI on March 4, 2007. She had a .13 blood alcohol level, well above the .08 limit. Khloe was placed on 36 months probation.

Earlier this month, she admitted she failed to comply with her Cal Trans requirements (i.e., picking up trash on the freeway, something we think she's familiar with) as well as her alcohol ed program. She was ordered to re-enroll in the alcohol program, the Cal Trans requirements were dropped, and the judge ordered her to serve 30 days in the slammer.

Never leave home without her purse!

The Tush left the gym on Monday in all her natural, God-given glory.

A rep for KardASShian has submitted a cease and desist letter to Mario Robinson, the club promoter who Kim alleges is booking appearances in her name, then sending a Kimposter to pose as her. In the letter, Kim's rep indicates that civil action could be brought against the promoter -- and anyone involved in the seedy situation.

It's definitely time for a career change when you want to impersonate the biggest ass in Hollywood.