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Don't start calling Steve Jobs the most influential American inventor off all-time quite yet -- one expert calls in to state his case for Samuel Morse ... and explain why Jobs instead fits in the same category as Henry Ford and Thomas Edison.

Plus, Dr. Murray's defense team FINALLY pokes holes in the prosecution's case when an investigator admits she made mistakes -- and our lawyer Jason explains how ONE bad witness can throw a whole case.

Also, Kevin Smith calls in to explain why Comcast's new experiment -- charging $60 to watch an in-theater movie from the comfort of your home -- is like "using a whole fist."

Michael Jacksons' trademark high-pitched voice was all AN ACT ... at least that's what Harvey believes after listening to shocking new audio of the drugged up singer, which was recorded on Dr. Murray's iPhone.

Also, David Cassidy explains why it's taken him 37 years to sue over Partridge Family royalties ... plus MTV's Johnny Bananas has beef with a cartoon monkey ... and they both call in to explain their wild lawsuits. Plus, money can't buy happiness -- but it CAN buy Kim Kardashian another ridiculously expensive car.

Rachel Uchitel's brand new hubby Matt Hahn joins us and reveals he's NEVER asked her about the Tiger Woods scandal, explains how he proposed to her ... and why they had a quickie Vegas wedding.

Plus, two more guests -- Mark McGrath AND Paul Anka -- tackle the most important question of the day ... which six American rock star faces belong on U.S. currency?

And, breaking wind news on the "Dancing with the Stars" farting scandal -- Nancy Grace reacts.

No doubt ... Tupac Shakur's sex tape would be a hot seller -- but hold on ... there's a few major obstacles before it goes public. Celeb sex tape expert, Kevin Blatt, joins us and reveals this new detail -- Tupac might have taped a sequel!

Plus, did Amanda Knox steal headlines just because she's hot? IS she hot? A huge debate breaks out. Also ... Harvey plays game show host, and stumps Charles and the whole newsroom. See if you fare any better.

SHOCKING testimony in Dr. Conrad Murray's trial today -- a paramedic claims he could've saved Michael Jackson's life if Conrad would've called 911 immediately ... and Harvey says it had "huge implications" in the case.

Plus, the dumbest lawsuit ever is filed against the producers of "The Black Swan" ... aka that movie where Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis' makeout. And, we play "Who's the Douche?" in the Kelsey and Camille Grammer's custody battle.

Guess who lost?

Everyone agrees Alberto Alvarez's testimony spells bad news for Dr. Conrad Murray -- especially Alberto's claim that he was asked to hide vital evidence related to Michael Jackson's death .. but Jason explains how the defense will strike back.

And, how could Dr. Murray -- a cardiologist -- be SO CLUELESS about the proper way to perform CPR? Plus, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore spent their 6th anniversary apart -- but not everyone is buying there's actually trouble in paradise.

Michael Jackson's assistant testifies Dr. Conrad Murray wanted to return to the scene of MJ's death to remove a mysterious "cream" -- but hold on ... Harvey thinks there's reason to beleive Murray did NOT try to cover up important evidence.

Plus, Lou Ferrigno calls in and says MJ was in "great shape" just weeks before his death. Jason and Harvey think he would be a DYNAMITE witness for the defense.

And, Tyrese Gibson refuses to back down over the liquor store issue that got him tossed out of a radio station ... he joins us to state his case.

After some shocking opening statements in Dr. Conrad Murray's manslaughter trial -- Harvey thinks the whole case could hinge on one word ... "abandonment."

Plus, why Murray's defense team could be shooting themselves in the foot by declaring Michael Jackson was a severe drug addict. And, the audio recording of MJ -- out of it and rambling -- is already having a huge impact.

Dr. Conrad Murray should be wary of the 12 jurors for the Michael Jackson manslaughter trial -- because trial consultant Dr. Jo-Ellan Dimitrius knows their backgrounds ... and believes the doc might have a "tough, tough road" ahead.

Plus, DEA spokesperson Dawn Dearden says there could be a "frightening" number of victims in the pharmaceutical scam that's fleecing people for up to 100K.

And ... Charles just can't hide his envy over Justin Beiber's crazy Staples Center date with Selena Gomez.

Bristol Palin's heckler regrets saying "really, really terrible things" about Bristol and Sarah Palin -- but did Bristol stoop right down to his level when she stereotyped him as a "homosexual?"

Plus, Harvey thinks last meals for death row inmates are stupid ... and you won't believe what he would do if he were in charge.

And, the reality TV producer who lured children away from a playground ... with money and candy!

Michael Jackson fans are not conspiring to intimidate Dr. Conrad Murray -- at least according to the diehard MJ fan who was scolded in court for staring down the doc. Wait til you see her debate the case as if she were a prosecutor.

Plus, our ass-kicking guest Victor Ortiz says Floyd Mayweather doesn't deserve to be champion for sucker punching his way to victory ... and he's dying for a rematch.

And, Victor doesn't blink when we replay his knockout -- but he's TOTALLY taken off guard by his own nearly-naked underwear spread.

Simon Cowell joined us, and in true Simon form, boasted "The X Factor" will knock off all the other singing/dancing TV shows -- including "American Idol" -- because it has "NO RULES."

Plus, Dax joins Michaele Salahi in the "groupie slut" category, why Twitter is killing rap music ... and Mel Gibson was just minding his own business, eating a "sweet pastry," when all of a sudden...

The "Two and a Half Men" season premiere DESTROYED "Dancing with the Stars" in the ratings -- and the Charlie Sheen hype machine ... not Ashton Kutcher ... is to thank for it.

And, Harvey thinks Chaz Bono is "the heat" on "DWTS" -- and Chaz proved it by unveiling his TOPLESS man body for all to see. Plus, West Hollywood bans fur sales -- so we go live to ritzy Rodeo Drive .... where an uninformed fur-lover states her case.

Did Floyd Mayweather sucker punch Victor Ortiz? Yes. Was Ortiz stupid for not defending himself? Absolutely. Is it possible for Harvey "I'm a Lawyer" Levin to debate BOXING with sports guru Fred Roggin? Damn straight.

And, can dogs die from a broken heart? "Dog Whisperer" Cesar Millan calls in to explain why the concept isn't so far-fetched. Plus, restaurant horror stories that make Christina Milian's ABC gum incident look appetizing.

Nancy Grace was ready for bear when she appeared on TMZ live today. With jaws clinched, she went after Harvey -- who has been extremely critical over her comments about the jury in the Casey Anthony trial.

Nancy also gave an opinion or 5 about the Dr. Conrad Murray manslaughter case. She thinks it should be the Conrad Murray murder trial.

And then it came time to Cha Cha with her "Dancing with the Stars" partner Tristan MacManus.

Can Nancy dance? You be the judge.

Tareq Salahi is telling the truth --- that he had no idea his wife was banging the lead guitarist from Journey. And Harvey knows some shocking things about how Michaele humiliated her hubby.

A former sports star who now manages the money athletes make goes after Harvey in a big way, after Levin rips into the NFL for not schooling players on avoiding the financial meltdown most recently experienced by Chris McAlister.