A woman WILL coach an NBA team ... just not yet, according to Mark Cuban. The Dallas Mavericks owner joined us today, and actually thinks there will be an openly gay NBA player before a woman coaches ... and you'll never guess why.
Plus, we break details on Britney Spears' swanky Las Vegas engagement party -- and explain why marriage to Jason Trawick is going to have a huge effect on her future.
Also, KLM Airlines "social" seating -- great idea for lonely guys, but nuisance for hot chicks? And Whoopi Goldberg's chemical warfare at "The View" leads to some gassy confessions here in our newsroom.
"America's Got Talent" honcho Simon Cowell and judge Howie Mandel backed up Howard Stern today ... big time! We got 'em standing up to the President of the Parents TV Council ... who's seriously bent about Stern's move to NBC..
Plus, Dan Patrick tells us why the Chris Paul trade (take 2) makes the impossible seem possible -- LA could really become a CLIPPER town! Also, Babawa Walters' retirement "fib" at the White House ... and why everyone's afraid to get married.
Time's Person of the Year is "The Protester" -- and we protest that selection! Harvey thinks someone else is more deserving ... despite his own protest experience. You gotta see the 1969 footage of Harv in action.
Plus, Joan Rivers calls to talk about daughter Melissa's new BF ... porn honcho Steven Hirsch -- and we can sum up her reaction with one word. Lube. Just watch ... she'll explain.
Also, Lindsay Lohan's savior -- and Harvey's run-in with a fearsome Chicago gang ... of 12-year-olds??
Snoop Dogg can smoke whatever the hell he wants on stage -- at least that's what rap legend Flesh-n-Bone tells us -- and we've got some evidence to back it up ... some cops really do give weed-smoking rappers special treatment.
Plus, Jerry Sandusky needs a new lawyer ... FAST ... because his current one might have made a fatal error today by waiving the former Penn State coach's right to a preliminary trial. We'll explain.
Plus, South Korea's offensive new skyscraper design -- it looks just like the World Trade Center exploding. Is there an acceptable explanation?!
Tim Tebow's string of amazing comebacks has made him more than just a football star ... he's a bonafide religious icon. But does he have Pope-esque potential? Another religious sports star -- NASCAR driver Michael Waltrip joins our debate.
Plus, Alec Baldwin tried to get the last laugh on American Airlines with his SNL skit -- and, surprisingly, some people think he did. And ... Lindsay Lohan's idea of walking around money is $10,000 ... CASH?? Something's not adding up here.
The sci-fi geek suing James Cameron for stealing the "Avatar" idea might have a case -- but most likely ... he's wasting his time.
And, Khloe Kardashian's hubby Lamar Odom on the outs with the Lakers after the Chris Paul trade fails. What's next for Lamar and the Lakers? Former NBA star Olden Polynice joins us and blasts commissioner Stern.
Plus, Kris Humphries leaves everybody dumbfounded after his strange GMA interview.
Charlie Sheen thinks his ex, Brooke Mueller, would never sell drugs because he gives her a ton of money -- but does wealth mean you can't sell drugs?
Plus … Kris Humphries gets a fix-up from Tony Siragusa, host of "Man Caves." Tony tells us all about the new toys he installed to help KH get over Kim K's "phat juicy ass."
Also Rick Perry thinks Barack Obama is waging "war against religion" -- and Howard E. Scott from War is pissed about the group's Rock and Roll Hall of Fame snub.
Alec Baldwin's ridiculous cell phone standoff actually raises a great question -- why DO you have to shut down when the plane door closes? We've got expert testimony about how your gadgets mess with a plane and put lives at risk.
Plus, Madonna vs. Gene Simmons ... in a battle over her Super Bowl gig. Live or lip-synch -- YOU make the call! Also, baseball's forcing sexy sideline reporters to tone it down, and Orioles reporter Amber Theoharis thinks it could be a big mistake.
Oh, and before you watch -- apologies to Missouri.
Kim Kardashian, her four sisters and her mom are splitting a $600,000 nail polish contract evenly -- which sounds great -- except that means 14-year-old Kylie just pocket $100K! No kid should have that much money, right?
Plus, Larry King wants a deep freeze when he dies -- but is he just blowing his fortune on a pipe dream? A cryonics expert breaks down the cost and what you actually get for your money. Hint: there are NO guarantees.
Plus, Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds -- too hot to last? And TMZ staffer dreams of life on the new Super Earth!
(05:00) Dax believes Kim Kardashian has helped her family get to fame. Also, do you think $100k is too much for a 14 year old? Charles seems to think so. (10:02) A twitter comment stirs the pot in the debate claiming $100k isn't a lot of money. (20:07) Larry King says he wants to be frozen when he dies. We have some basic questions for an expert ... but who needs an expert when Charles was a biology major? (23:33) For an unpredictable outcome, freezing a body might be a pricey gamble. (27:30) Urban myth busted! Walt Disney did NOT freeze his body after death. (31:49) Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds ... too hot to have a successful relationship? Charles seems to think so. (34:05) Charles also thinks there's a hierarchy in relationships. Do you kiss your wife with that mouth, Charles? (36:33) We go down the list picking hot couples that made it and hot couples that didn't ... it's actually kind of a fun game. (41:30) There's a new planet and it could have life on it! ... maybe ... probably ... ok, probably not. (44:00) UFO and alien expert, Robert Kiviat, gives the low down on the new planet. (47:40) We crush Ryan Satin's hope of life on other planets.
Brooke Mueller's latest Aspen arrest is doing a number on the time-space continuum ... because suddenly Charlie Sheen looks like a ... stable parent?
Plus, is taking care of pets a good warmup for kids? Everyone says it, but Bravo's maternity expert Rosie Pope ain't buying it. Also, why Herman Cain's decision to pull out is seriously bumming us out.
And porn star Lisa Ann -- aka "Nailin' Pailin" -- gives us some sex ed ... and reveals more about her "parts" than we wanted to know.
Hanukkah just got real -- rappers Too Short and Jim Jones join the show to debut their original rap tracks celebrating the Festival of Lights ... and you gotta hear 'em.
Plus, we celebrate Britney Spears' 30th birthday with all the hits, runs, and umbrella-wielding errors -- it's no wonder most people didn't she'd make it to 30.
Also, would you suffer through watching an ad on the ATM screen ... to avoid annoying fees? And a heated round of LSU vs. Georgia trash talk breaks out in the newsroom!
Kim Kardashian is calling shenanigans on Kris Humphries' claim she defrauded him ... and made him a disposable groom for her TV show -- and we have a pretty solid theory on what really went wrong. It's all about high school.
Plus, we talk to Abraham Lincoln -- well, a really good impersonator named Michael Krebs -- about Daniel Day Lewis putting on Abe's hat for a new Spielberg flick.
Also, Harvey's wild OJ Simpson-prison connection -- and the hottest TV wives EVER!
Kris Humphries claims "fraud" ... while Kim Kardashian calls BS and backstabbing! We get all the the breaking details about why this divorce/annulment ain't going away quickly.
Plus, Wayne Gretzky's daughter Paulina deletes her sexy Twitter feed. So ... imagine you're the Great One -- better to have a smokin' hot daughter or a homely one?
Also, Harvey calls out the media overblowing presidential campaign flubs ... Kevin Smith clears the air about an award snub ... and, food porn! Witness a turkey leg feeding frenzy in the newsroom.
Conrad Murray's own attorney admits it -- doing the Michael Jackson documentary was "probably a mistake." We got Michael Flanagan talking about the 4 year sentence and the documentary ... which he says Murray only did because was broke.
Also, Flanagan explains why Murray didn't say a peep in court today -- and Harvey is baffled by one move the doctor's attorneys didn't make today.
Plus, the word no defendant wants to hear from the judge ... "Yipes!"
T.I. tells Harvey and Dax it's a joke that people are calling him homophobic for saying certain gays just can't take a joke.
And Harvey makes the case that Michael Jackson is worth more dead than alive to his children ... which makes you wonder why the D.A. wants Conrad Murray to pay MJ's kids $100 million.
And no one is buyin' what Miley Cyrus is sellin' -- that she was just being a "smart-ass" when she said she's a pothead.
The guy who greenlit that "Christmas Quality, Hanukkah Pricing" billboard calls in -- Brian Gordan claims he had no idea Jewish people would be offended, and you gotta see what happens when we tell him ... we ain't buyin' it.
Plus, Congressman Aaron Schock joins us ... and wonders why Jimmy Fallon isn't catching more flack for his mean-spirited welcome to Michele Bachmann?
And Harvey takes a stand -- President Obama's turkey pardon is pure hypocrisy! What do you think?