Heidi Klum is ready to hit the big red button on "America's Got Talent" -- telling TMZ, she's super excited to judge on the upcoming season ... and Howie Mandel is already taking every opportunity he can to make inappropriate jokes at her expense.
Howie called in to TMZ Live today to talk about Heidi ... and before we knew it, she jumped on the phone to tell us how excited she was to be on the show, saying, "I'm about to hit the 'X'!"
We won't give away Howie's retort ... but you can probably guess where it's going (hint: it involves Seal) ... and it's hilarious. You gotta watch the clip.
TMZ broke the story ... Heidi will be one of the new judges on "AGT" alongside Howie, Howard Stern, and Mel B.
We broke the story ... Heidi Klum is the new "mystery" 4th judge on "America's Got Talent" -- now we talk to Heidi and Howie Mandel about the show's new lineup -- and you gotta hear what Heidi says about Howard Stern ... and her wardrobe!
Plus, Brendan Fraser says he's $90,000 in the red EVERY month, and needs to lower his spousal support -- but we've got a break down of his expenses ... and a few ideas about where he can start saving.
Also, why the hell was Dave Matthews Band violinist Boyd Tinsley jamming in Grand Central Station like your average street musician? We got Boyd live in NYC with some answers.
Be warned Lindsay Lohan -- your lawyer sucks! That's basically what the judge in her lying-to-cops case said this morning ... right to her attorney Mark Heller's face. Michael Lohan calls in with a fascinating tip on who should replace Heller.
Plus, Octomom fully tripping in a video shot right before she went to rehab. Octo joins us to explain ... turns on the waterworks, and drops some shocking allegations about her former manager.
And, Kanye West unloads his multi-million dollar bachelor pad in LA -- aka he "got rid of his black leather couch." Confused? Charles will translate.
Little Honey Boo Boo is in big trouble with the Girl Scout cookie cops! She's slinging the treats ... just like every other little girl in America -- but she got busted for using her celebrity to boost sales. Is that fair? It's not her fault she's famous!
Plus, UFC's Justin Wren is hanging up his gloves for an amazing cause -- he join us to explain why he's moving to the Congo and what he's doing for the Pygmy tribes people.
Also, Giuliana Rancic says she puts her husband's needs above her child's -- you gotta see the newsroom sound off on BOTH sides of this argument.
Lil Poopy is a 9-year-old rapper who's already got legal troubles! Child services officials are investigating after seeing his video for "Coke Ain't a Bad Word." Does a kid slapping big booties while rapping about coke cross the line -- or is it harmless entertainment?
Plus, Britney Spears and Cee Lo Green are starting a revolution -- younger singers setting up shop on the Las Vegas Strip. AJ McLean from the Backstreet Boys joined us to explain why they're suddenly willing to go the way of Cher, Celine and Elton.
Also ... Ricky Schroeder's showdown with an airport employee -- over carry-on bags! How did things get physical at LAX? Depends on who you ask. We'll tell you what Ricky's saying about the incident.
Senator Marco Rubio called in to explain why Lil Wayne doesn't hold a candle to Tupac -- and was so smooth ... we're thinking he redeemed himself from that whole water bottle fiasco. He even weighed in on 'Pac vs. Biggie. Awesome!
Also, Lindsay Lohan's new lawyer proved he's got a brass pair -- you won't believe what he told the judge about a "fix"-it program for LiLo. Sounds ridiculous, but Harv explains why Linds could still get off easy.
Plus, the Google Glass makes its debut in Hollywood -- and we have video of the futuristic device in action at an Oscar event! Will you line up to buy the super-cool gadget?
Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren came together -- just 3 years after his cheating scandal -- and even managed to be civil to each other. How in the world could Elin forgive him? There are, perhaps, 100 million really good reasons.
Plus, Britney Spears looked HOT at Elton John's Oscars party -- at least that's why we think -- but sources at the shindig got a much different picture. Yikes!
Also, MC Hammer thinks he was racially profiled by cops -- but there's a HUGE hole in his story ... and Harvey is not biting.
Kim Kardashian's the pregnant one -- but her baby bro Rob Kardashian's also packing on the pounds ... big time! What's going on? We've got an in-house expert.
Plus, Diane Lane files for divorce from Josh Brolin -- shocking almost everyone -- but there were definitely signs. We'll tell you what pushed Diane to pull the plug.
And, the most insane video you'll ever see -- extreme skier Sverre Liliequist does a backflip as an AVALANCHE chases him down a mountain. Sverre calls in to explain why he didn't back out of the daring move ... despite death knocking at his door.
Lindsay Lohan destroyed a $1700 designer gown, and it was a loaner! Celeb stylist Phillip Bloch hooked her up with the dress, and called in today ...'cause we just had to know -- WHY do people keep lending stuff to Lindsay??!!
Plus, Tim Tebow pulled the plug on his speaking engagement at a controversial Texas church -- so we talked to the pastor -- Reverend Robert Jeffress -- to find out if his stance on homosexuals, Jews, and Mormons made Tebow bolt.
And, sexologist/orgasm guru/author Jaiya joins us in the newsroom to explain how she can give herself orgasms just by THINKING about 'em! Wanna see Harvey sweat? Just watch..
Grisly photos of Christopher Dorner's burned up corpse are for sale. How did they get out ... and will someone actually publish the gruesome images?
Plus, Kelly Clarkson versus legendary producer Clive Davis! She's calling BS on Clive's claim that she was a big crybaby -- and everyone seems to be on Kelly's side.
And, director Michael Moore jumped to his aid ... then Oscar nominee Emad Burnat came to our newsroom to talk about his claim that Customs agents detained him, and threatened with deportation! Was the Palestinian filmmaker racially profiled?
Rihanna's reunion with Chris Brown has now been endorsed by another domestic violence victim ... Evelyn Lozada. RiRi's been taking a lot of heat for getting back with a man who beat her -- so why does Evelyn approve? She joined us to explain.
Plus, Oscar Pistorius lays out his version of events the night he shot his girlfriend -- and claims it was not premeditated murder -- but Harvey's found a MAJOR hole in his story.
Also, could Michael Phelps constantly hook up with 10s if her weren't an Olympian? This topic gets way more heated than it should -- and everyone in the newsroom loses their minds ... over dessert. You gotta see it.
Alec Baldwin's confrontation with a NY Post reporter and a photographer has really blown up -- accusations of racial epithets, cops called, and a politician's even getting involved. NY State Senator Malcolm Smith joined us to explain why he wants Baldwin blacklisted in Hollywood.
Plus, Forest Whitaker was humiliated at NYC deli when he was accused of shoplifting and then publicly frisked -- so we talk to the owner of the deli ... whose honest approach at dealing with the situation could be a lesson to all.
And, Justin Bieber's fans go in HARD on The Black Keys drummer Patrick Carney -- some are even hurling homophobic slurs ... as Carney amps up his Twitter with JB!
2 Chainz got busted for marijuana possession, and then posed for snapshots with the arresting officers! Now the cops are in trouble ... but Harvey explains why it's not all adding up.
Plus, the greatest news ever! Kate Upton is single again -- or so she says. You gotta see what Kate said ... and why some people think it proves the S.I. covergirl is staging a coverup.
And, Tim Tebow plans to speak at a controversial church -- where the preacher is anti-gay, anti-Semitic, anti-Mormon, anti ... well, you get the point. Is he Tebow about to destroy his career?
Chubby Checker is throbbing with anger ... telling TMZ he's suing the people behind a "Chubby Checker" schlong measurement app because, "I don't want people to go around calling me a penis."
Chubby (the singer) just called in to "TMZ Live" to explain why he declared legal war on Hewlett-Packard and Palm for releasing the app -- telling us, "They're selling a penis package named Chubby Checker ... I'm upset about that."
As we previously reported, Chubby wants a judge to force the companies to shut down the app ASAP, claiming he owns the "Chubby Checker" trademark.
A rep for HP released a statement saying, "The application was removed in September 2012 and is no longer on any Palm or HP hosted website.”
Oscar Pistorius -- the double-amputee Olympic sprinter -- is now charged with shooting and killing his model girlfriend. We'll tell you what we uncovered about alleged domestic violence in his past -- and what people in her life are saying about the couple.
Plus, Chubby Checker -- legendary singer of "The Twist" -- joins us to explain why he's suing over an app called the 'Chubby Checker' ... which determines penis size. Hmm ... wonder why he's pissed?
Also, Australian hurdler Michelle Jenneke -- known for her sexy pre-race dance -- will now be known for her Sports Illustrated swimsuit spread. Is she trading her cleats for a bikini? We got her on a video chat to find out.
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West triggered a major security crackdown at JFK Airport -- and now TSA is investigating. How did the super-couple get on board a commercial flight without clearing security -- and why does Harvey think that's okay?!
Plus, Senator Marco Rubio may have torpedoed his political career after suffering a legendary case of cottonmouth and flop sweat. Politico writer Patrick Gavin tells us why Rubio might actually recover from this disaster.
And, 'memba "American Idol" fave Casey Abrams?? Well we found him going to extremes -- homeless extremes! Why? Casey -- and his gorilla -- join us to explain.