TMZ Live

"Toddlers and Tiaras" mom Wendy Dickey called in to defend her decision to dress her 3-year-old daughter up like a hooker -- the Julia Roberts hooker from "Pretty Woman" -- and she thinks it was "incredibly hilarious."

Just as funny -- why Harvey now thinks Pebbles from "The Fintsones" was a ho!

Plus, amazing insight into the Al Michaels/Al Davis feud -- does it all start with NFL Hall of Famer Marcus Allen? And, Bill Cosby disses the deliciousness of Jell-O pudding?!!

Soulja Boy apologizes for ripping the U.S Military -- the same military fighting to protect his right to free speech. So, was the apology necessary ... and will it save Soulja's bacon with the troops?

Plus, Taylor and Russell Armstrong were in couple's therapy before his suicide -- do YOU think therapy can save a marriage?

And, Charles and Jason call "radishes" on Harvey -- if you don't know what that means ... it's DEFINITELY worth finding out.

T.I. was shipped BACK to federal prison because he rode to his halfway house in a luxury tour bus instead of a van -- Harvey thinks the prison officials are just "drunk with power."

Plus, Mel Gibson HATES Oksana Grigorieva's music -- and we're betting you will too after you hear it ... complete with Mike Walters' harmonies.

And, a MAJOR East coast-West coast ... pizza war breaks out!

Kim Kardashian's husband Kris Humphries and sex-tape partner Ray J sat ACROSS from each other on a plane -- awkward ... so what would our kick-ass guest Kevin Smith have done if he were in Kris' giant shoes?

Also, Kevin talks shop about losing 60 pounds, the superhero so sexy he'd HAVE to do him, why he's hanging up his director's hat ... and a WHOLE LOT more.

Plus, Harvey breaks down why Oksana Grigorieva is a huge loser.

L.A. Lakers stud Ron Artest and his new "Dancing with the Stars" partner Peta Murgatroyd dropped in to talk cha-cha, nicknames ... and what in the world Ron will do if 'DWTS' and the NBA seasons overlap. He's really tall, she's really HOT ... what's not to love?

Plus, did Tupac's pals really roll up his ashes in a joint and smoke him? And, Oksana Grigorieva's epic $14 million FAIL in her custody war with Mel Gibson.

Someone is trying to buy the rights to Kim Kardashian's sex tape and take it off the market ... who could possibly be behind the deal? We'll get to the bottom of it.

Plus, why Mike thinks Dr. Conrad Murray might want to cut a deal after his defense team suffers a huge blow.

And the other Rebecca Black (the hot fitness model) drops in to talk about being cyber-bullied by the "Friday" singer's rabid fans.

Comedian Jeff Ross co-hosted with Harvey and Charles today -- and uncorked one of the funniest/most awkward moments in TMZ Live history ... when the chick who punched Matthew Fox called us.

Plus, Chaz Bono and Nancy Grace suiting up for "Dancing with the Stars" -- disaster waiting to happen ... or a bold move we should be applauding?

And, Jeff explains how Harvey landed a spot on Charlie Sheen's Comedy Central roast ... and why he thinks Harv will be a huge hit.

Hookers and homeless people will NEVER get the chance to pee on Snooki and Kim Kardashian -- well, at least their stars -- because the honchos behind the Hollywood Walk of Fame have banned them from being immortalized on the street -- unfair ... or sweet justice??

And, Kris Humpries has the AUDACITY to wear shorts and a baseball cap to a romantic dinner in Italy -- so the debate rages ... is there a vacation dress code?? Plus, If Casey Anthony somehow became a top-flight criminal lawyer -- Mike says he would hire her ... but only IF...

A man who knows a thing or two about big business -- Donald Trump -- calls in to talk about the gaping hole at Apple now that Steve Jobs has resigned.

Plus, producers at Kim Kardashian's wedding SCRIPTED a lovey dovey subplot between Kourtney and Scott? Is the behind-the-scenes audio shocking or totally expected?

And ... MAJOR updates in the Michael Jackson manslaughter trial.

Will Smith and Jada Pinkett put on a full court press to show their marriage is solid -- but truth is there's trouble in paradise ... and Marc Anthony may be involved.

Plus, HUGE surprise -- JUSTIN BIEBER dropped by to show off his new "moustache" (his word, not ours), and revealed why he wants to go back to his native Canada ... when he grows up!

Plus, Jerry Buell -- the teacher who was suspended for bashing gay marriage on Facebook calls in -- but, now, REFUSES to reveal his opinion of homosexuality.

A Florida teacher is suspended for bashing gay marriage on his Facebook -- so Harvey gets into a heated debate over free speech with one of the teacher's opponents.

And, Kim Kardashian's wedding drew millions of new viewers ... to her SEX TAPE! Vivid Entertainment honcho Steve Hirsch calls in to talk about cashing in on Kim's butt.

Plus, does President Barack Obama deserve the heat he's taking ... for going on vacation?

Bill and Hillary Clinton had a touching, PDA-filled moment in NYC -- was it just for show ... or a sign they're really in love? And what do they consider "love," anyway? Plus, Kim Kardashian's made-for-TV wedding ... infiltrated by the worst (and hottest) spy ever.

And who's got the most violent fans in pro sports?

Did Bravo and the production company behind "Housewives" turn a blind eye to the vicious beating Russell Armstrong gave Taylor last month? And, why Harvey thinks Dr. Conrad Murray's jury will never be sequestered from the likes of Nancy Grace.

Plus, the West Memphis 3 ... finally released from prison under SHADY circumstances.

Bill Clinton dives headfirst into veganism -- but Bubba beware ... we explain why eating just "the vegetables" isn't enough sometimes. Plus, why the investigation into Casey Anthony's lawyer is "insane" ... according to Harvey and Jason.

And ... we got Octomom on the horn to talk about her swimming pool war with the city -- and can she ever talk ... and talk, and talk, and...

A judge acquits a 'To Catch a Predator' target citing entrapment -- so does the show cross the line while busting alleged pedophiles? And, did The Situation and his legion of fans make Abercombie & Fitch's stock plummet today?

Plus, the stars of "Big Rich Texas" drop by to talk about fake boobs, c-word tattoos, and Ph.D.s?!?