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Only Lindsay Lohan could reunite with an ex, fight with a garage door, and check out some sweaty dudes ... all while racing the clock of doom!! Ya got 1 minute, 13 seconds ... good luck, LiLo.

Mom-to-be Mariah Carey is definitely not expecting ... the amazing/bizarre video of nature's greatest miracle we found. All we can say is ... good luck Mimi!

Drew Carey learned something new about former "The Price is Right" host Bob Barker -- he makes prison soap! Okay, maybe that's urban myth ... or not ... let's get to the bottom of this prison mystery.

T.I.'s frisky prison visit with his wife landed him in hot water -- but it's unclear which base he was rounding when guards interrupted. First ... second ... third?!

From Janet Jackson's suits to Dr. Conrad Murray's neck wear -- it's time for the world's most ridiculous display of style ... "Possible Manslaughter Fashion Round Up!"

Dr. Conrad Murray's butt-ugly tie -- poor fashion sense ... or ploy to distract attention from that whole Michael Jackson manslaughter preliminary hearing thingy?

Kate Gosselin looked so ridiculously hot laying out in Australia -- we almost forgot she slept with Jon Gosselin ... ALMOST!

"Biggest Loser" trainer Jillian Michaels believes slim is in -- but not everyone (in the TMZ newsroom) agrees and now she's sparked a major beef. Mmm ... did someone say beef?

Tom Brady must be a glutton for punishment -- because with the NFL playoffs looming the Patriots QB thinks it's scooter time?! Someone needs to put New England's golden boy in a bubble ... stat!

David Arquette's sudden trip to rehab can best be explained by -- like most things -- a really good metaphor! Now we just have to figure out what the hell this has to do with the iphone alarm crisis.

Gabrielle Carteris turning 50 really shook the TMZ newsroom to its core -- 'cause if Andrea from "90210" is aging that quickly ... what's happening to us? Please ... don't answer.

Oprah Winfrey recently admitted she can't poop in public -- sad ... because randomly hearing her butt trumpet sound off could really make someone's day.

Bears fighting over a hammock ... an armless dog shopping? Umm ... things that make La Toya Jackson's conspiracy theories about MJ's death worth hearing -- for a thousand, Dick!

David Spade's car wreck -- just one of the great celebrity tales from our awesome special guests ... Norm and his son Nick ... who run a legendary Sunset Blvd. gas station. Top 'er off guys!!!

The gloves came off today in the TMZ newsroom over MTV's role in the Amber Portwood domestic violence case. Thankfully -- unlike that "Teen Mom" episode -- no one got punched in the head.

While the East Coast was being crushed by snow, TMZ decided to share the beautiful West Coast sunshine with everyone live on the internet -- cue the hate mail!!