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One second ... "New Girl" star Lamorne Morris' was telling us about going to an all white high school -- the next ... our newsroom started unloading their own Black confessions! They should've kept quiet.

A.J McLean has rock-solid proof that the new boy band on the block -- One Direction -- is just a Backstreet Boys knockoff ... because Backstreet Boys wastotally original and definitely not a knockoff.

Prince William and Kate Middleton's unborn heir is already raking in the best baby gear money can buy ... for FREE! And yes, it's totally weird to be jealous of a fetus -- but we are.

"Into the Wild" star Emile Hirsch has a soft spot for potted plants, because he kindly watered one on Sunset Boulevard -- with his pee! Hey, when you gotta go ... don't go in front of cameras.

Justin Bieber's all clear to bang supermodels -- like he was waiting -- because our guest host Chrissy Teigen confirmed what most of us suspected ... grown hotties dig the man-boy known as Biebs!

Lindsay Lohan has caused a rift between Backstreet Boys Brian Littrell and Howie Dorough -- because only one of them considers her worthy of his prayer. Lord have mercy.

Pop quiz, goyem -- Jerry Springer and "Homeland" star Mandy Patinkin suddenly appear ... which Jew do you choose? As usual ... It all comes down to Streisand.

Chris Brown smoked so much weed in Amsterdam the calendar suddenly flipped to Friday! Enjoy his candid pics from ganjaland ... 'cause he definitely did!

Prince William officially put a baby inside Kate Middleton's belly -- which is great news ... unless you're Prince Harry. Sorry royal dude, the queue for the throne just got longer.

Kim Kardashian's trip to a milkshake shop in Bahrain got us thinking -- do they slap Middle Eastern celeb names on their shakes? If not ... they should ... 'cause we already did.

Adam Garone created "Movember" -- the mustache month -- to raise awareness for prostate cancer -- but now that it's over ... some chicks are blaming him for ruining the dudes' faces. So, much for sensitivity.

Derek Jeter's had a very full off-season -- 'cause the Yankees superstar is busy nursing a broken ankle, and apparently ... twins! Suddenly, dude's stats aren't all that's fat.

Pete Sampras is living proof tennis players hook up with some of the hottest babes on the planet -- and, yes, we're including Andre Agassi's Barbra Streisand sitch. The 90s ... things were different.

Face it, supermodels like Alessandra Ambrosio are just like the rest of us -- because they buy toilet paper just like us, and maybe ... possibly even poop just like us! We know ... shocking.

Gilbert Gottfried wants Elmo!! Or to rephrase less creepily ... he wants to be Elmo's voice -- so, he dropped an audition on us, along with some jokes you'll never hear on "Sesame Street!"

Seeing FOX Sports' Erin Andrews get snubbed by autograph seekers would make anyone feel for her -- unless you're one of the TMZ mean girls ... who, instead chose to dance a jig.