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Baltimore Ravens stars Joe Flacco and Ed Reed dominated on the field to win the Super Bowl -- but somehow they got upstaged by livestock! In Harvey's mind, anyway.

Colin Kaepernick has accomplished more in one season than Matt Leinart has in a 7-year NFL career -- which explains the less-than-warm welcome Matt got from two loud-mouthed fans.

"Thrift Shop" rapper Macklemore is the new king of hand-me-downs, and he proved it by revealing his greatest thrift shop purchase of all-time -- which is awesome!! And also gross.

Emmy Rossum totally admitted she knows who porn megastar Ron Jeremy is, but swears it's not from porn. Hmm ... this excuse seems tough to swallow.

San Francisco 49er Chris Culliver's homophobic rant isn't the only Super Bowl issue at hand -- there's another one that could change everything ... if Harv would just listen to the newsroom!!

While Beyonce's busy rehearsing her halftime performance -- we're pondering one huge Super Bowl question! Nachos or wings? Oh, also ... is B gonna sing for reals? Activate over-analysis powers ...

Jason London's epic arrest earned him immediate inductions into 2 esteemed groups! On the downside ... Mensa is not one of 'em. Upside? Hanging with Al Roker!

Kris Humphries finally has proof he doesn't have herpes -- and he'd be really happy about that ... if he knew what that meant. Science is hard!

If you know who Harrison Ford is you might be 70 -- just like him -- cause a "Hannah Montana" star made it clear kids today don't know Harrison from Henry! Y'know, the car guy? Model T?? Anyone???

Rick Ross was allegedly shot at more than 20 times -- yet not a single bullet pierced his Rolls-Royce or his body? You can't buy that kinda luck ... or can you??

Taye Diggs single-handedly took down an alleged burglar -- and there's only one explanation for what the guy was doing in TD'S house. Well ... one ridiculous explanation. Cue the conspiracy theory!!

UFC studs Chael Sonnen and Jon "Bones" Jones will be killing each other in the Octagon soon ... but for now they're a regular Martin & Lewis comedy duo -- if Martin or Lewis could pull a rear naked choke, that is.

Frances Marques -- from the new show "Plastic Wives" -- opened up to reveal the perks of marrying a plastic surgeon, and one of her co-stars revealed ... her vajajay. Classy!!

Stephen Dorff was hell-bent on getting to the nation -- the urination -- and, unfortunately for him he made it ... in public, in front of cameras, on a very busy street.

NFL Hall of Famer Dick Butkus is famous for two things -- knocking the snot out of opposing players, and his awesome name! If you disagree with either of those statements ... feel free to tell him. We dare you.

Now that Charlie Brown voice actor Peter Robbins has been busted for stalking and threatening -- anyone seen Lucy or that little red-haired girl lately?? Just sayin' ...