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Lindsay Lohan's bombshell -- that she had a miscarriage -- is so tragic. We think.
Hey, we all feel badly ... but based on LiLo's track record ... she's not exactly a fan of truth telling.

Just sayin' ...

British mates Gordon Ramsay, David Beckham and Posh got all up in America's greatest natural wonder ... besides Kim K's ass -- yes, the Grand Canyon!

And unlike most celebs, they are REALLY roughing it. Posh might even be wearing flats!!

Columbus Short didn't have a care in the world as he hosted a "Scandal" party for the season finale ... which could also be his final episode -- since his character might be dead.

But based on his attitude ... Short is totally cool with possible unemployment and a ton of legal trouble.

Jessica Simpson’s fiancé, Eric Johnson, threw their almost 2-year-old daughter a good 10 feet into the air during at the beach ... which is awesome! Or maybe the most reckless parenting ever.

Anyway, at least Jessica didn't post a pic online for everyone to-- oooh ... never mind.

"Love & Hip Hop Atlanta" star Mimi Faust makes one freaky move in the shower -- while shooting her sex tape -- and now there's a run on her chosen rod ... shower rod.

Get one quick, or risk breaking your back in some crazy position you shouldn't have tried anyway. Safe sex, people!

Heidi Klum busted out her awesome 40-year-old rack in Mexico with her much-younger BF Vito Schnabel -- and she also dispelled a longstanding myth about dating Black guys.

Good for you, Vito!

Lindsay Lohan will go toe-to-toe with Andy Cohen’s famous liquor cabinet when she appears on "Watch What Happens Live" -- but Andy says he'll lay off the booze for her sake.

Nice plan, Andy ... but y'know LiLo and plans -- they often go awry.

In other words ... batten down your hatches when Josh pulls into port, ladies!

No "Thriller" ... no "Beat It" ... no King of Pop -- Michael Jackson would have missed out on all of that ... and so would the world if the Jackson 5 didn't make MJ such a star.

At least that's Jermaine Jackson's take ... and who's gonna argue with him? Besides everyone.

Ed Sheeran says he's gonna team up with Rick Ross for a collabo that will finally earn gingers the street cred they've been fighting to get for centuries.

Way to go, Ed ... you're the Jackie Robinson of redhead gangstas!

"Lord of the Rings" star ... and loyal steed to Gandalf ... Shadowfax is fighting off evil Orcs in a better place now after kicking the ole bucket.

The good news is she'll be grazing with plenty of famous company now. Treat her right, Mr. Ed!

We’ve all heard of LGBT, but even Lena Dunham sounded confused about the latest abbreviation in the community -- namely, Q -- while she made a controversial speech about her sexuality.

Questions? Good.

Kate Middleton and Prince William went racing in New Zealand ... in his and hers freakin' yachts!!

Anyway, he who wears the bigger crown doesn't always win -- 'cause it turns out the Duchess knows how to work a captain’s wheel.

It's the biggest celebrity run-in in the history of all history -- Ben Affleck in his awesome vintage ride ... pulling up to a bunch of unsuspecting tourists and chatting 'em up about Hollywood hot spots.

Oh ... it all went down on a little thing called the TMZ Hollywood tour!! Yeah, we kinda scored.

Liam Neeson is back as that action hero who can't stop his family from being taken ... again and again and -- y'know, maybe he's the problem?

Anyway, Liam's filming in his most dangerous location yet! Good luck.

Farrah Abraham wants to air her dirty laundry from the sex tape biz -- not the actual sheets she banged on, but porn industry secrets ... which has one exec worried.

But we're guessing backdoor teen mom, 3 sheets of paper, and a crayon can't do too much damage.