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So, a renowned cardiologist walks into a strip club ... and drops $135,000 on lap dances!!!
Yeah, it's not a joke -- Dr. Zyad Younan's getting sued for refusing to pay the AMEX tab he ran up at Scores in NYC.

Just a thought, doc -- maybe leave home without the card a few times ... especially on crazy strip-athon nights.

Party's over for Justin Bieber, Soulja Boy and a bunch of hip hop stars who love sizzurp -- aka lean, aka codeine cough syrup -- because their brand of choice is getting pulled from pharmacies.

But before JB cries in his double-cup, he should know ... this whole mess is probably his fault.

Tori Spelling’s husband, Dean McDermott, announced to the world that she’s a terrible lay.-- and he did it their reality show.

Of course, he was trying to explain why he CHEATED -- so, they're both terrible ... at different things.

Jason Derulo got an earful about undersized junk ... because, for some reason, our camera guy had the upcoming (barely) "Smallest Penis Contest" on the brain.

Seems like a total no-win situation, but Jason gave it a shot. The convo ... not the contest!

Lindsay Lohan's bombshell -- that she had a miscarriage -- is so tragic. We think.
Hey, we all feel badly ... but based on LiLo's track record ... she's not exactly a fan of truth telling.

Just sayin' ...

British mates Gordon Ramsay, David Beckham and Posh got all up in America's greatest natural wonder ... besides Kim K's ass -- yes, the Grand Canyon!

And unlike most celebs, they are REALLY roughing it. Posh might even be wearing flats!!

Columbus Short didn't have a care in the world as he hosted a "Scandal" party for the season finale ... which could also be his final episode -- since his character might be dead.

But based on his attitude ... Short is totally cool with possible unemployment and a ton of legal trouble.

Jessica Simpson’s fiancé, Eric Johnson, threw their almost 2-year-old daughter a good 10 feet into the air during at the beach ... which is awesome! Or maybe the most reckless parenting ever.

Anyway, at least Jessica didn't post a pic online for everyone to-- oooh ... never mind.

"Love & Hip Hop Atlanta" star Mimi Faust makes one freaky move in the shower -- while shooting her sex tape -- and now there's a run on her chosen rod ... shower rod.

Get one quick, or risk breaking your back in some crazy position you shouldn't have tried anyway. Safe sex, people!

Heidi Klum busted out her awesome 40-year-old rack in Mexico with her much-younger BF Vito Schnabel -- and she also dispelled a longstanding myth about dating Black guys.

Good for you, Vito!

Lindsay Lohan will go toe-to-toe with Andy Cohen’s famous liquor cabinet when she appears on "Watch What Happens Live" -- but Andy says he'll lay off the booze for her sake.

Nice plan, Andy ... but y'know LiLo and plans -- they often go awry.

In other words ... batten down your hatches when Josh pulls into port, ladies!

No "Thriller" ... no "Beat It" ... no King of Pop -- Michael Jackson would have missed out on all of that ... and so would the world if the Jackson 5 didn't make MJ such a star.

At least that's Jermaine Jackson's take ... and who's gonna argue with him? Besides everyone.

Ed Sheeran says he's gonna team up with Rick Ross for a collabo that will finally earn gingers the street cred they've been fighting to get for centuries.

Way to go, Ed ... you're the Jackie Robinson of redhead gangstas!

"Lord of the Rings" star ... and loyal steed to Gandalf ... Shadowfax is fighting off evil Orcs in a better place now after kicking the ole bucket.

The good news is she'll be grazing with plenty of famous company now. Treat her right, Mr. Ed!

We’ve all heard of LGBT, but even Lena Dunham sounded confused about the latest abbreviation in the community -- namely, Q -- while she made a controversial speech about her sexuality.

Questions? Good.