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"Magic Mike" star Alex Pettyfer royally pissed off the wrong guys -- some muscle-bound dudes at world famous Muscle Beach in Venice, CA.

Watch this ... it's a safe bet AP will never again ask another dude with 8-pack abs and 38DD pecs about his lifting regimen!

Lindsay Lohan won the award for “Biggest Comeback” at an Italian Film Festival and delivered a heartfelt speech that happened to make ZERO bit of sense. It also makes no sense she even got the award ... since she’s had no comeback!

However, LiLo's ta-tas still look worthy of recognition.

Justin Bieber cheated death while doing some cliff (more like big rock) diving -- but that stunt was nothing compared to what he pulled in a West Hollywood nightclub.

It's a simple formula: 20-year-old Bieber + ice cold Heineken = Trouble with the law.

The new Captain America has everyone buzzing because he’s supposed to be the first Black Captain America EVER!!!

Just one problem -- there already WAS a black Cap. Remember? Guy in a do-rag? We’re not even kidding.

Ricky Gervais played an awesome game with us -- it's kinda like bang, marry, kill ... but in this case he has to choose from 3 classic TV sitcoms.

Seinfeld, Everybody Loves Raymond, and The Cosby Show were his options -- and Ricky happily gave one of 'em the AXE! Okay, maybe not happily.

Dude took down the Jager like a champ. He also brought it back up like one.

Charlie Sheen worked the Taco Bell drive-thru recently -- and by that we mean he worked the crowd trying to score some late night, post-boozing grub.

Charlie admitted he was "hammered" … which was nice of him, but really not necessary -- since it was blatantly obvious from his appearance alone!

'Today” anchor Savannah Guthrie took her fetus for a walk with Matt Lauer -- and with her enormous belly growing by the minute, we had to ask if the forecast called for … water breaking on live TV.

Guess what -- Lauer's kinda likes the sound o' that. Ratings, baby!

Only question now is -- how quickly does crown-wearing creep Jughead put the moves on Veronica? AND Betty for that matter!

If you're a fan of "Game of Thrones" … or just a fan of really hot bodies sit back and enjoy our run-in with Nathalie Emmanuel -- who plays the Khaleesi's very able bodied assistant.

We caught up with her fully clothed -- but her now super famous 'GoT' scene really does make her fans … make strange noises.

Rihanna partied so hard at the World Cup … even a little poopy water couldn't stop her good times.
For some reason she took a dip at Urca Beach where pollution is so bad, people usually can't go in the water.

And yet, RiRi frolicking in a fecal tide wasn't the strangest part of Rio's festivities … for some people.

Will Smith hit the beach in Ibiza and got swarmed by fans -- some men, some women … some clothed … and some half naked!

And somehow Will still managed to make the worst fashion decision. Watch and cringe. Except for the topless chick … she was cool.

Looks like Honey Boo Boo may have found her true calling in eating competitions … because you gotta see how she destroyed the field! Not to mention a perfectly good watermelon.

Warning: Some viewers may find these images disturbing. Or maybe hunger-inducing.

Jennifer Lopez's booty busted into some new territory -- twerking like a twenty-something during her iHeart Radio concert ... even though she's 44!

It's either one giant leap for uhh ... more experienced asses -- or totally thirsty.

Will Smith's firstborn son co-starred with him in the "Just the Two of Us" music video -- but we hadn't seen much of Trey Smith since then ... until our camera guy bumped into him in the Valley.

Trey's not nearly as famous as his dad -- or his little siblings -- but check him out ... still an awesome guy.

Justin Bieber worked out what looks like a pretty sweet plea deal in his vandalism case … y'know for egging his ex-neighbor's house. The good news is he got probation, community service and zero time behind bars.

Bad news is that probation thing can be a real bitch! Right, Lindsay? And Chris, and Paris, and …