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“Guardians of the Galaxy” star Chris Pratt handled a crush of fans seeking his autograph like a champ in NYC -- but handling getting molded into (and down to) an action movie is another story.

Gotta be disturbing to be able to rip your own head off, right? Well, for Chris that's not even the weirdest part of going plastic.

Kendall Jenner did some awesome singing and dancing, but -- SHE DID IT WHILE DRIVING!! So, what you're about to see is not cool, not safe, and ... most importantly ... not a great choice in music.

Seriously, Kendall -- Avril Lavigne's Sk8er Boi??? It's gonna haunt us for days.

“Real Housewives of Atlanta” star Kandi Burruss displays serious brand loyalty when it comes to her choices in fried chicken AND toilet paper -- and she spelled it out in black and white.

One more thing … don’t even THINK about making her sit on a used toilet seat!

Justin Bieber is going thin to win for his latest facial hair effort -- except it's definitely not winning.

Just this once Justin should absolutely say NEVER, and throw in the towel on growing a moustache, beard, or goatee. Actually, just use the towel to wipe it clean.

Adrianne Curry says an overzealous, over-creepy Comic-Con fan got way too intimate with her friend's ass … simply because she was wearing a sexy costume.

Pretty sure that guy will never do that again, since Adrianne busted out a bullwhip on the guy! NOT in a good way, either.

Selena Gomez flew back to LA after her birthday trip with two things in tow -- her new BFF Cara Delevingne … and a mysterious rose.

So, we're saying there's a chance -- or it could just be a giant put-on.

Not that we'd care if it was.

Fans dress for success at Comic-Con -- and by success we shamelessly humiliating yourself by playing dress up ... even when someone else wore the same exact costume as you.

Cosplay can be embarrassing -- and confusing! Right, guy with a Fu Manchu and a halter top??

The ridiculously anticipated "50 Shades of Grey" trailer finally came out, and some fans are losing their minds over leading man Jamie Dornan ... claiming he comes up short in one key department.

The ladies (and one guy) here at TMZ just don't see the, umm ... tie-me-down-chain-me-up-and-whip-the-hell-out-of-me-with-cat-o-nine-tails appeal they're seeking in a man.

Most of us are trying not to judge them for that.

"Glee" star Naya Rivera canceled her engagement to Big Sean -- but held on to their planned wedding date. Thank God she found a new groom for the big day!

Solo weddings can be so depressing.

Ray J is facing a sexual battery charge over that Bev Hills arrest in May, and now we know it's all because there's a big difference between grazing ass cheeks and grabbing boobs.

Ray allegedly went up top -- even though cops originally said it was a case of butt-brushing. How those body parts got confused ... is really confusing.

Selena Gomez celebrated her 22nd birthday in St. Tropez with smoking hot model Cara Delevingne -- who famously celebrated … other stuff with Michelle Rodriguez.

Now Cara's got Selena's back. We're undecided about her front … for now.

Coolio is launching a musical comeback after almost 19 years -- and like all great horny men … he's found his inspiration in porn.

Check out the sexy shoot for his new music video, with a bevy of wet t-shirt wearing porn stars -- packed into the janky driveway of some guy in the Valley.

Love is in the air, or maybe that's just the backwoods -- but Herbert “Cowboy” Coward from “Hillbilly Blood” is about to hook up with Mema from "Hollywood Hillbillies."

And Mema's got a real charmer on her hands. You can tell from HC's famous scene in the movie “Deliverance.” Yes ... THAT scene!

"Magic Mike" star Alex Pettyfer royally pissed off the wrong guys -- some muscle-bound dudes at world famous Muscle Beach in Venice, CA.

Watch this ... it's a safe bet AP will never again ask another dude with 8-pack abs and 38DD pecs about his lifting regimen!

Lindsay Lohan won the award for “Biggest Comeback” at an Italian Film Festival and delivered a heartfelt speech that happened to make ZERO bit of sense. It also makes no sense she even got the award ... since she’s had no comeback!

However, LiLo's ta-tas still look worthy of recognition.