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Nick Jonas bared almost everything for Flaunt magazine. Or we should we say, “bears” all … because the photos revealed his SUPER hairy ass crack. Yeah, it can't be unseen.

But some people are not only cool with that -- they're downright excited the nearly nudes! Ok, it's really just one guy ... in our newsroom.

Ben Affleck has some "Gone Girl" news that's absolutely huge, enormous, and gigantic ... or at least we hope it is for his sake. See, Ben's gonna flash wang on camera for the first time.

So, how will he measure up? We tried to get Seth Green to play ... JUDGE THAT DONG!!

Tyrese has gotta be the best boss in the world, cuz he just hooked up his kids’ nanny ... with A NEW CAR!! Buuut it has plates already, so it might be…. A USED CAR!!

Also she has to sign paperwork so it could actually be … A LEASED CAR!! Ok, it’s definitely a car.

Kendall Jenner is officially on the A list of models after waking the Chanel runway in Paris alongside none other than Gisele Bundchen.

Yeah, looks like the young'uns are gunning for GB and TB -- 'cause Tom Brady's suddenly NOT the biggest hunk QB in the NFL ... or even in New England! Hope their finances are in order.

Danny Trejo’s new restaurant SOUNDS like a great idea -- except for the fact he's opening it up just down the street from one of L.A.'s landmark locations ... Roscoe’s Chicken and Waffles!

And that means it's time for -- soul food vs. Mexican food!! It's about to get freakin’ delicious up in here.

Does Katy Perry have an obsession with pizza, just because she ordered out for it ... while partying in a Las Vegas nightclub ... where she's supposed to be watching her boyfriend Diplo's concert?

Of course not. It's her pizza onesie and selfies in the bathtub WITH a pizza that put her over the line.

If you want to go to Hulk Hogan’s Tampa restaurant you better follow the strict dress code -- NO baggy pants, NO excessive jewelry and NO do-rags.

Hmm … could there be an easier -- yet slightly more racist -- way to say this?

Justin Bieber went skateboarding with the masses, but dude picked the wrong skate park ... ‘cause he had some serious trouble getting his shred on.

Y'know what they say? If at first you don't succeed ... go home. That's probably what the Biebs shoulda done.

Kerry Washington was spotted out in NYC with her new baby, which would have been shocking enough, but then -- a true unicorn! Her husband, Nnamdi Asomugha was also there ... WITH her ... IN PUBLIC!!

Now, if we could just figure out why he was totally incognito. Smells like President Fitz is in the middle of this mystery ... is what every "Scandal" fanatic is thinking.

Young Jeezy redefined "baller" with a crazy Atlanta nightclub appearance. It now reads as follows:
Baller (bawl - 'er) noun One who arrives at a club by helicopter, spends $20,000 on one bottle of champagne, keeps massive bottle as a souvenir.

Example: see Young Jeezy.

Jennifer Lopez performed at the Singapore Grand Prix and laid down the perfect sequel to her "Booty" music video.

There was so much ass shaking and grinding ... the performance should go down in the annals of history! Or at least of this week.

Leo DiCaprio ripped the mic at a huge birthday party on Sunset Blvd ... performing a verse of the hip hop classic "Scenario" by A Tribe Called Quest.

Take a listen -- Leo's clearly one of the best ever! At acting and scoring chicks.

Jennifer Lopez looks amazing grinding her ass on Iggy Azalea’s in their new music video “Booty” ... but is it just a desperate cry for attention?

Scratch that -- it IS a cry for attention ... and it's working.

Peyton Manning’s 21 pizza restaurants in Colorado have been doing incredibly well…and he’s finally figured out why.

Turns out those who like Papa John’s also like Mary Jane.

Florida State QB Jameis Winston thought it would be funny to shout the viral phrase “F*** her right in the p***y” in the middle of campus. Well, his coaches didn't get the joke -- so now the Heisman winner is facing a brutal HALF game suspension!

That’ll teach him ... absolutely nothing.