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Lindsay Lohan

No Drugs, No Booze

For Me at Coachella

4/12/2013 6:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Lindsay Lohan is going on her yearly pilgrimage to a place where drugs and alcohol are as plentiful as Botox in Bev Hills ... but she SWEARS she'll stay clean.

Lindsay is telling friends ... she doesn't care about all the snipers who are scoffing at the recidivist rehabber -- she says she's not living her life for other people.

LiLo insists she's going for the music and wants to have some fun -- just like last year (above) -- before checking into the rehab facility for a 90-day stay.

Lindsay is also insisting she doesn't have a problem with drugs or alcohol ... leading lots of us to wonder how on earth rehab is going to work.  In fact, Michael Lohan told us Thursday on TMZ Live ... he expects his daughter will fail.

And there's this ... The judge in her criminal case warned her to stay away from people who do drugs or alcohol.  This is an IMPOSSIBILITY at Coachella.

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136.

mallball    

RIIIIIIIIIIGHT

498 days ago
137.

nonexample    

Wake me when its over and tell me how it turned out. Gawd!

498 days ago
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scamalot    

Im thinkin that her mom has to be her dealer. Think about it. Her mom keeps her supplied with drugs and hard a, while she is out spending lindseys cash. Spending it on stupid crap like shoes, plastic surgery, boobs, jewelry, & making excuses for her to fit every situation. Holy crap, lindsey cant get sober, then she will find out she's broke and her mom/leach might have to get a job. A job where your not layin on your back. And really dina, you really want to check your skank handbook more often. Cuz you have already used the poor lindsey wasnt feeling well cuz she just had her appendix out surgery story. Or do you actually think she has more than one. Your lies are so lame. I do know, you or you and lindsey, are blowin a lot more than smoke up everyones ass.

498 days ago
139.

scamalot    

A beverly hills club & hotel both refused her patronage? They should have checked crack-hole into the hotel, brought a cart full of booze/drugs and got a nice big bubble bath ready. It worked for anna nicole and whitney.

498 days ago
140.

Miss. Priest    

Enough already. Just let us know when she od s. At this point she is just a life suppirt system for her va g I n a .

498 days ago
141.

krktoday    

I almost felt sorry for her on Letterman until I saw afterward she headed straight to a bar until 2am.
The I watched her on Anger Management and the enitre show was making fun of her for her stealing, drinking, drugging, showing up late. If she can spend 30 minutes in a comedy skit making fun of herself for exactly what Letterman was asking her about it looks like on Letterman she was just acting embarrassed to make Letterman look bad. She certainly wasn't embarrassed on Sheen's show.

498 days ago
142.

Karlapapapeaches30    

She actually looks hot in that picture

498 days ago
143.

canwetalk    

since when has she EVER told the truth. as dr. phil says; 'the best indicator of future behavior, is past behavior". no booze or drugs...for an addict at a rock concert.? that's too funny!

498 days ago
144.

The Funny Guy    

Lindsay Lohan's mantra: No drugs, No Booze = No rehab

498 days ago
145.

canwetalk    

last time i checked, ADDERAL was an addictive drug. didn't she say she Can't function without it?

498 days ago
146.

en Todo Momento!!    

oh god sounds like sooo much fun. millions of dudes rubbing their hardon on random chicks and on dudes behinds. have fun with countless stranger's hardons rubbing on you while you are 'enjoying all the bands'. isn't that like the silent agreement? 'so, i get to rub my erection on you while we're bouncing to the jams' right?.. people really pay hundreds of dollars for this pleasure. it's pretty hilarious, if not just utterly pathetic.

498 days ago
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en Todo Momento!!    

as a chick, you are basically just saying: i want as much stranger d!.ck rubbed on me as possible, and as a dude, you are saying: i want to rub my dl,ck on as many random chicks as possible, without people calling me a creep (the way they 'probably' would if they did this is like say a subway or public crowded space. but because it's coachella, it's totally cool and fine. weirdos. like straight up loser weirdos, i swear.

498 days ago
148.

sfm61350    

Lindsey is getting that alcoholic bloat, the kind you get when your liver is going on 70.

498 days ago
149.

J.E.B.    

I'm with Michael; I think she will fail, also. Let's hope......

498 days ago
150.

Horse13    

Right. And the sun will rise west of L.A. tomorrow morning.

498 days ago
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