Brad Pitt and Angelina Joile were given the ultimate "Sophie's Choice" Saturday night in Hollywood -- don't worry, their kids are fine -- but the couple's taste buds may NEVER BE THE SAME!
Brangelina were leaving the Independent Spirit Awards last night and our photog blew Brad Pitt's mind with a simple question.
If he had to choose one snack to eat for the rest of his life -- between Jell-O or pudding -- which would it be?
Angelina Jolie got another toughie from our photog -- Cheez-Its or Goldfish? Like a true fembot, she's stumped.
So, we gotta ask ...
Guess What's Under My Oscar Dress?
3/2/2014 12:25 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
If you see Sally Field at the Oscars Sunday ... feel sympathy she's about to frickin' burst.
Sally wants a perfect hourglass figure when she hits the red carpet ... but it won't be from exercise -- she'll be wearing industrial strength underwear.
We're told the 2-time Oscar winner popped into Trashy Lingerie in West Hollywood ... looking for something to hold it all together underneath her Academy Award gown.
She saw a nude-colored corset and plunked down $200.
Apparently she liked it -- she really liked it.
RED CARPET REWIND
3/2/2014 12:05 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
'Crack Mayor' Rob Ford
Toronto is Safe
... Even Though I'm Partying at Oscars
3/1/2014 9:56 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Citizens of Toronto, fear not ... even though your sometimes crack-smoking mayor just touched down in Hollywood to apparently hit up the Oscars -- and after his recent trip to Mardi Gras -- he claims the city is still in good hands.
Rob Ford made his way through a media storm of cameras Saturday night at LAX (video to follow) ... telling our photog he's running political biz from the road -- and even plans to run for office again later this year.
"Crack Mayor" told the Toronto Sun early Saturday morning he was flying to L.A. to attend the Academy Awards ... but when he got to baggage claim Jimmy Kimmel was waiting as his driver ... so this was clearly all for his late night show.
Watch the clip ... see which d-bag Canuck we'd get in a trade with Canada -- him or Bieber.
Academy Award Nominee
Oscars are Run By
Old 'White Men' Who Take Bribes
3/1/2014 2:19 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Oscar nominee Julie Delpy has some pretty HUGE BALLS for a chick ... because the screenwriter just spanked the Academy hard -- saying it's just a bunch of crusty white dudes who take BRIBES for votes.
Delpy -- who's nominated for Best Adapted Screenplay for "Before Midnight" with Ethan Hawke -- told So Film magazine via the Independent the awards are meaningless because voters are, "90% white men over 70 who need money."
"They haven't done anything in a long time," Delpy continued ... "You just need to give them two or three presents and they're in your pocket. It doesn't mean anything to me."
The actress also roasted the Weinstein brothers claiming they killed the independent movie scene ... and then dissed her own flicks, saying, "Every time I've become a part of the Hollywood mainstream, it's been crap! Let's be honest: 90% of movies made in Hollywood are crap."
Guess no one ever told her not to bite the hand that feeds you ... even if it's old, white and (allegedly) corrupt.
I Forgave Oprah
For Calling Me a Misogynist
3/1/2014 7:50 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Snoop put Oprah on blast back in '08 for saying on her show he was prejudice against women. Snoop said he was pissed she didn't give him a chance to defend himself.
Apparently the two have put the past behind them ... because last night Snoopzilla posted the pic of him and O with Gayle King, proclaiming "Black history.'
Maybe they just liked his nails.
Honored By Ex-Felons
He's One Of Us Now
2/26/2014 11:00 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Chris Brown was just honored for his good works in the community ... by a group of ex-felons.
Chris was given the "Second Chance At Loving Life Award" by 2ndCall -- an organization that works with ex-cons and "others who society disregards" by helping them with anger management and self-esteem issues.
Leaders of the group tell TMZ ... so much negative attention is focused on Chris' hijinks ... they wanted to celebrate his good deeds -- like the time he donated 1,000 pairs of kicks to poor kids.
2ndCall says if it's able to help convicted murderers win a second chance ... then surely Chris deserves another shot, too ... and says it hopes to partner with him on more charitable projects.
Cam Newton & Kaepernick
BUTCHER KATY PERRY SONG
But It's All for the Kids!
2/18/2014 7:49 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Send out the coroner ... because Cam Newton and Colin Kaepernick completely murdered the Katy Perry song "Roar" last night ... and it's absolutely HILARIOUS!!
The NFL superstars co-hosted the "Hall of Game Awards" on Cartoon Network ... and at the beginning of the show, they had some goofy banter about who should have been the MAIN host of the event.
That's when Cam grabs the mic and busts out his best tone-def version of the pop song ... and Colin followed suit.
The best part ... Colin screws up some of the lyrics and the kids actually BOO.
It's pretty damn funny -- props to both guys for having the stones to get up there in the first place.
Queens of the Stone Age
'F**k Imagine Dragons'
'F**K the Grammys'
2/12/2014 6:45 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Queens of the Stone Age singer Josh Homme is still holding a grudge against the Grammys for cutting his performance short -- and for the band that beat him at the award show, he says ... "F*** Imagine Dragons."
In case you missed it -- the Grammys cut to credits in the middle of the Queens of the Stone Age performance with Nine Inch Nails.
NIN singer Trent Reznor already fired off "a heartfelt F*** YOU" to the Grammys on Twitter -- but Sunday in Houston, Homme spoke out about the diss for the first time.
He's also pretty pissed about Imagine Dragons winning the Best Rock Performance Grammy.
Watch the clip.
Rick Ross & Young Jeezy
We're Done Hatin' On Each Other
2/8/2014 12:15 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Rapper T.I. is the Henry Kissinger of hip hop ... because he's done what seemed like the impossible ... brokering a peace treaty between Rick Ross and Young Jeezy ... TMZ has learned.
You'll recall ... the Ross/Jeezy beef goes way back ... and got nuclear at the BET Hip Hop Awards two years ago when the two rappers tangled backstage and shots were fired in the parking lot.
Sources close to both men tell TMZ those days are gone -- as is the bad blood -- all thanks to T.I., who had a kumbaya moment with Jeezy.
T.I. told us he had a heart-to-heart with Jeezy and got him to see he had taken his eye off the ball. He was focusing on bad blood rather than what was important -- MAKING MONEY.
Jeezy saw the light and Rick ended up seeing things the same way.
Not only did they bury the hatchet, they agreed to work together on a new Ross track.
Follow the money ... and life will be easy Jeezy.
Hardcore Model Flirting
Is My Other Job
2/4/2014 12:30 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Terrell Suggs found out keeping eye contact with a smoking hot Sports Illustrated swimsuit model is way tougher than winning a Super Bowl -- even with a theater full of people watching.
It all went down during an S.I. award show celebrating 50 years of hot chicks ... when the Baltimore Ravens stud DE was presenting an award with Jessica Gomes.
To be fair ... T-Sizzle performed the full body eye exam as part of a corny, scripted award show joke -- but watch the clip ... he clearly enjoyed the view. Or he's a really good actor.
Unmasked at LAX!
Robots Can't Fly International
1/29/2014 7:30 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
The guys from Daft Punk were forced to drop their annoying robot act -- 'cause TSA tends to frown on that kinda thing -- and reveal their faces at LAX yesterday.
If you spent all 14 hours of the Grammys wondering what was behind those shiny helmets -- you might be disappointed to see the duo ... actually looked pretty damn boring in baseball caps before their flight back to France.
Lorde to NZ
I'm Back, Bitches ...
With 2 Freakin' Grammys!
1/28/2014 6:00 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Lorde flew back to her homeland Tuesday like a conquering hero -- armed with 2 Grammy Awards ... and a ridiculously nice handwritten thank you to her fellow Kiwis.
Lorde took out a full page in the New Zealand Herald for the note -- fresh off winning Song of the Year and Best Pop Solo Performance.
Gotta say ... the 17-year-old scribbled a pretty damn charming note: "Without your support, there's no way I would ever have gotten to stand in the middle of the Staples Centre & perform in my school shoes."
You can call her Queen Bee.