Don't get your hopes up -- a new Kim Kardashian sex tape featuring Kanye West will never see the light of day because ... it just doesn't exist.
Sources close to the couple say Kim was purposely being coy during her recent British GQ interview ... where she hinted about doing a sex tape sequel -- this time with Yeezus.
Kim told the mag, "My husband Kanye and I have an amazing sex life. So far as the sex tape is concerned, whether or not we've made another ... If we have, it's never something I want to go public."
We're told what really happened is that Kim didn't wanna talk about her sex life because she's super private about that -- and instead of just shutting down the interviewer ... she decided to playfully tease.
Kim should know ... the Internet don't play when it comes to sex tapes.
Talks Sex Tape
Just Before Spitting
6/1/2014 12:45 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Ray J tempted one of the girls in the new reality show "Famous in 12" with the prospect of shooting to stardom Kim Kardashian style ... just days before getting arrested for allegedly spitting on a cop.
Ray J is featured in the first episode of "Famous in 12" ... which debuts on the CW Tuesday at 8 PM.
The show is a TMZ experiment ... to see if a family desperately seeking fame can move to Hollywood and achieve their goal in 12 weeks. Social media will be a big part of the show ... i.e., your opinion will count.
Ray was pretty open about the power of the sex tape with 22-year-old Jameelah Artiaga (@FN12Jameelah.)
She seems ... undecided.
Ray J's Porn Profits ...
The Wedding Gift That Keeps Coming
5/19/2014 4:23 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Wedding Gift for Kim
5/19/2014 1:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
It may be the most awesome wedding gift of all time ... Ray J is giving Kim Kardashian and Kanye West a $47K check ... representing 4 months of his 2014 profits from the epic porn tape with Kim.
It's breathtaking on 2 levels -- that Ray J has such humongous cajones, and that the tape is still raking in a fortune after 7 years.
Here's the breakdown of the wedding gift. Mind you, this is just Ray J's cut:
-- January $6,135.60
-- February $20,097.31
-- March $9,674.76
-- April $10,931.52
-- TOTAL: $46,840.13
Now get this ... sources from Vivid Entertainment tell us the tape has grossed $50 MILLION!
Remember, we're told Kim gets AT LEAST as much as Ray J, though we don't know exactly how much.
We've reached out to Kim to see if she'll accept Ray's gift, but so far no word back. We're told ... if she doesn't want it he'll donate the money to her favorite charity.
Ray J -- yes, that's his wallet AND he's happy to see you.
Revenge Porn Offer
Sex On Tape With Black Guys
5/2/2014 12:20 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
V. Stiviano can now loosely take Donald Sterling up on his offer ... allowing her to have sex with black guys.
Vivid Entertainment honcho Steve Hirsch has sent V. a letter ... offering her a starring role in a sex tape with, as he put it, "the most well-endowed black men in the porn industry" -- which as you know is really saying something.
But Hirsch understands one thing for sure -- 15 minutes of fame. He's given V. 24 hours to make her decision.
We're sure she gets the drill.
'Love & Hip Hop'
Most Pirated Sex Tape of All Time
4/21/2014 9:32 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
The "Love & Hip Hop" sex tape has overtaken the Kim Kardashian skin flick in popularity -- in fact it's already the most pirated sex tape of all time .... according to the porn company behind its release.
The full length L&HH sex tape was officially released at midnight -- and a rep for Vivid tells TMZ ... in just 9 hours, the company sent out more than 1,200 cease-and-desist letters to websites that were illegally hosting it.
Vivid honcho Steve Hirsch isn't messing around either -- telling us, "If you even try to illegally download this tape we will come after you full force. We have three full-time attorneys prepared and ready to go."
As we reported, the anticipation leading to the tape's release has been insane -- pre-sale numbers were through the roof ... totaling roughly $400,000.
Since the release at midnight, we're told Vivid's website has been raking in new memberships -- averaging 15 new joins every MINUTE.
'Love & Hip Hop' Sex Tape
Through the Roof!
4/19/2014 1:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
There might be a new queen of sex tapes ... TMZ has learned the tape starring Mimi Faust from "Love & Hip Hop" is one of the hottest pre-sellers Vivid has ever seen.
Vivid Entertainment honcho Steve Hirsch tells TMZ ... they've made more than $400,000 in pre-sales ... just off the trailer. Hirsch says Vivid has never seen pre-orders at this level.
"Mimi & Nikko: Scandal in Atlanta" is set to drop Monday in full on Vivid.com and Hirsch says he's expecting sales to be massive.
Or he could just be talking about Nikko's manhood.
'Love & Hip Hop' Sex Tape Stars
We Get Off on Measuring
4/18/2014 7:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Mimi Faust and Nikko Smith -- stars of the "Love & Hip Hop" sex tape -- have a bit of an unusual fetish ... and it involves a ruler. We'll explain ...
According to sources who've seen the tape in its entirety, there is a scene where Faust measures Smith's flaccid penis with a ruler. She then says, "Let's see if we can make it grow." You can guess what happens next.
Our photog found the couple at LAX yesterday ... where they joked about popularizing a certain shower rod ... and explained why they're so into the measuring routine.
BTW ... we'll spare you the exact numbers, but it's obvious why Smith's into logging his stats.
'Love & Hip Hop' Sex Tape
Mimi Bangs ...
Shower Rods Pop
4/17/2014 5:45 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
'Love & Hip Hop' Sex Tape
Cripples Home Depot
NATIONAL SHOWER ROD SHORTAGE
4/17/2014 12:45 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Demand is going through the roof for gymnastics-strength shower rods -- all thanks to "Love & Hip Hop" star Mimi Faust's sex tape acrobatics -- and Home Depot, Lowe's, Target, and Walmart are struggling to keep up.
We called employees at each of the major retailers (from Georgia to Cali) and we're getting the same story -- ever since the trailer for Mimi's sex tape came out, people have been racing to purchase their own super-strong shower rods to recreate the Mimi experience.
And supplies are running out -- a customer at one Home Depot in Georgia tells us, they were totally sold out of Mimi-strength shower rods.
This is a real thing -- a Twitter search for "Mimi shower rod" shows an endless list of people trying to get their hands on one. There's even a Twitter account dedicated to it (@MimiShowerRod). And don't even get us started on the Vine videos.
We reached out to officials at Home Depot, Lowe's, Walmart, and Target -- no word back so far.
'American Idol' Star
That's NOT My Penis
In 'Love & HH' Sex Tape
4/15/2014 12:35 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Former "American Idol" finalist Nikko Smith wants the world to know ... he is NOT the Nikko Smith who stars in a sex tape with "Love & Hip Hop" star Mimi Faust -- but he's not exactly embarrassed by the mistaken identity.
Nikko -- who placed 9th in Season 4 -- tells TMZ, his phone has been ringing off the hook with calls from concerned friends and family members who read about a Nikko Smith's sex tape. He says fans have been tweeting him non-stop too.
'AI' Nikko says he's never dated, or even met Mimi Faust -- but adds he's cool with being compared to her boyfriend -- mostly because sex tape Nikko's hung like a moose.
He tells us, "There could be worse things linked to my name. At least the guy didn't murder someone."
'Love & Hip Hop' Star
Hardcore Sex Tape
With Reality Co-Star
4/14/2014 12:55 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
"Love & Hip Hop" star Mimi Faust is finally making love not war -- in a BRAND NEW SEX TAPE -- and her partner in slime is her co-star and BF from the reality show.
Vivid honcho Steve Hirsch tells TMZ ... he got hold of the sex tape starring Mimi and Nikko Smith, and then contacted them to sign off on it going public. He says "Love & Hip Hop" producers also gave their blessing ... presumably in an effort to spice up the reality show for next season.
We've seen clips of "Mimi & Nikko: Scandal in Atlanta" ... it's the real deal and it's intense. It's scheduled for release later this month.
As the saying goes, when all else fails ... make a sex tape.