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Mr. Pickle Farmer

682 days ago
About Me
My neighbas in the hood call me the necromancer because I know how to make their dead pickles rise! I have never met a cop in my life but I sure do know how to enforce my cucumbers for profit. The hardest thing ever is my cucumber when I am pickling it. My views reside with those of the south. Except I will hunt and rip out the left eye of all racist white folks, with them colored TV's and theirs fancy vehicular devices, African Americans are just as good as any other folks.
Pickling cucumbers, using my hoes, burring dead corpses in my garden, harvesting cucumbers, selling my pickles, buying more hoes with said pickle money, burry more dead corpses, try to sleep at night with the knowledge of knowing I accomplished so much that day...

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