Selena Gomez says she's never done the nasty with Orlando Bloom ... and she has absolutely zero to do with his raging battle against her ex-BF Justin Bieber.
Sources directly connected to Selena tell us ... the reason she was with Orlando back in March is because their manager organized an event for his clients at We Day in Oakland.
As for the widely-circulated photo of Orlando and Selena at a Chelsea Handler show in L.A. a few weeks later ... it was nothing more than a smoke break. They were actually with their respective groups of friends and happened to be next to each other when the pic was snapped.
And here's Orlando's speech at the same event.
Tells Fans He's Ridin' His Harley
Which VIOLATES DUI Probation
7/31/2014 12:40 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Miguel says he took a sun-drenched ride along the So Cal coast 2 weeks ago on his Harley ... which sounds awesome, except for the fact that his probation prohibits it.
Miguel posted a pic of him on the hog with the caption, "Rode down the coast to PV today ... #holdtight #artgang #harleydavidson."
The singer is on probation for a DUI conviction in February. He was to drive ONLY with an interlock device -- where you blow into a tube which then allows the vehicle to start, but only if you're alcohol-free.
We're told there's no interlock on his Harley.
An official in the L.A. City Attorney's office tells TMZ ... the post alone is not sufficient to trigger a probation violation, because it doesn't catch him in the act of driving. The official warns ... they're on the lookout.
Slapping 'Victim' Smacked Singer's Ass
Before Bitch Slap
7/31/2014 12:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Tim McGraw was incited by the woman he slapped ... because we've obtained new video showing she repeatedly smacked him on the ass before he reached his breaking point.
TMZ broke the story ... Tim bitch slapped a fan at an Atlanta concert earlier this month ... after she got handsy and tore his already-ripped jeans. Tim's problem -- he had shooed her hand away, and even hesitated before walloping her. She's hired a lawyer and apparently wants money ... or else.
But the new video shows Jesslyn Taylor aggressively whacked Tim's ass 5 times before the slapping incident.
We reached out to Jesslyn's attorney ... so far no word back.
Reps for Tim had no comment.
I Don't Believe in Sharknado Attacks
7/31/2014 2:45 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
"Sharknado 2" star Tara Reid is no scientist, but she wants to clarify -- she has enough depth of knowledge about the deep to know a sharknado assault is fiction.
Reid was shocked when her GQ quote -- that sharknado attacks are "very rare" -- got taken seriously ... as if she believed it.
As for "Sharknado 3" -- she has the low down ... and tells us.
Barks at 'Homeboy' Obama ...
FIX Vets' Medical Problems
7/31/2014 12:20 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
An animated Montel Williams pounded his chest, and launched into an epic rant ... calling out President Barack Obama for failing to respond to his petition to fix the VA hospital crisis.
Montel -- a 22-year military vet and staunch supporter of our troops -- was pointing fingers straight at the White House ... getting visibly upset about Obama's lack of action to help vets.
Montel's not messing around -- his petition has over 100,000 signatures.
He officially puts the Prez on blast in this clip ... looking into our camera and shouting, "Sign the papers, homeboy."
Your move, Homie-in-Chief.
Kelly Osbourne Sued
Her Dog Pooped All Over My Condo
7/31/2014 12:10 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Kelly Osbourne was a barbarian who let her dog crap and pee all over her swanky WeHo condo ... and had the cajones to sue for her security deposit -- according to her ex-landlord who's now suing her right back.
Arshia Refoua claims he rightfully kept Osbourne's $18,700 deposit when she moved out in April 2013 ... because she left the place a dump -- holes in the walls, destroyed hardwood floors and dog poop and piss everywhere.
He also claims she caused extensive damage when she left the bathtub running ... flooding her condo and the ones under her.
We broke the story ... Osbourne fired the first shot by suing Refoua to get back the deposit -- and denied all pigsty allegations.
Now she could lose way more than the $18K -- Refoua's suing her for damages of at least $50,000.
Ariadne in "Hercules"
7/31/2014 12:05 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Sybil Danning is best known for playing the evil eye-candy Ariadne -- opposite Lou Ferrigno -- in the 1983 Italian adventure movie "Hercules." Guess what she looks like now!
How's This for a Release
7/30/2014 2:13 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Miranda Kerr's body isn't the only thing that's flawless ... so's her timing, because she was officially made the new face of 7 For All Mankind jeans ... hours after she triggered a celeb scuffle.
The newly released 30-second spot is smokin' -- Miranda not only looks amazing ... she sounds SO hot.
The 7 Jeans campaign slogan is diabolically perfect: "He loves her. She loves him, but he can’t have her. She has the power. She is in control."
Helen of Troy ... so 1190 BC.
Man's Breast Friends
7/31/2014 12:02 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Justin to Orlando
Now You Bawl
7/30/2014 2:19 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Justin Bieber has declared Instagram war on Orlando Bloom ... with a pic of the Brit dissolving into tears.
It's Bieber's second Instagram salvo ... hours after Orlando took a swing at him at Cipriani restaurant in Ibiza he posted a sexy pic of Miranda Kerr and then quickly took it down.
Miranda -- the Helen of Troy in this war -- was the trigger for the bar scuffle. It's clear Orlando felt Justin was banging her while they were still man and wife.
We'd say there's no use crying over Miranda, but then again ...
… For Your Pleasure
7/30/2014 6:00 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
“Guardians of the Galaxy” star Chris Pratt handled a crush of fans seeking his autograph like a champ in NYC -- but handling getting molded into (and down to) an action movie is another story.
Gotta be disturbing to be able to rip your own head off, right? Well, for Chris that's not even the weirdest part of going plastic.
Bow Wow ... WOW!!!
7/30/2014 1:20 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Gisele Bundchen frolicked around on the beach Tuesday in Costa Rica ... crawling around in the ocean with her adorable dog Lua.
Not every VIctoria's Secret model can have two elves fighting over them.