"Acclaimed on the mic got the place going crazy, ya'll about to take more L's than Tom Brady," Caster rapped.
"Keep the fence work (???) it's awkward, we got the receipts like he's Herschel Walker."
"I'll make you cry til' you're eyes are burning, I'mma make you say sorry like Kyrie Irving."
Of course, Tom's Bucs squad is 4-5 ... and after struggling on the field at times, some fans have wondered if he should have stayed retired.
Meanwhile, Herschel, a football legend and current U.S. Senate candidate in Georgia (his race is going to a runoff in early December), has been under attack after he was accused of reportedly paying for a woman's abortion ... despite running on a pro-life platform.
As for Kyrie ... he recently apologized to the Jewish community (though many were unfulfilled by his words) after he posted a link to a controversial film containing antisemitic messaging.
Obviously, divorce, abortion and antisemitism are very serious issues ... but if we're being honest, the bars were pretty solid.