DUI

Weiland, who was recently charged with driving under the influence of drugs, went on an on-stage rant about not believing everything you hear, and reminding everyone that VR is not the "Mormon Tabernacle F**king Choir." Ya think?

A source backstage at the show tells TMZ, "Scott looked out of it ... he kept away from the rest of the band and didn't take any pictures."

Scott Weiland has been charged with driving under the influence of drugs with a prior conviction, and with an allegation that he refused a chemical test as required by law.

In a statement from Los Angeles City Attorney spokesperson Frank Mateljan, Scott faces "maximum penalty of one year county jail and a $1000 fine, and a minimum penalty eight days in jail (because of the prior conviction and the refusal to take a drug test). His car could also be impounded for up to 30 days. "

He will be arraigned tomorrow in a Los Angeles County court.

On November 21, the Stone Temple Pilots and Velvet Revolver singer was arrested, when he crashed his car while driving on an L.A. highway.

Slurring her speech, Miss Crazazy sent kisses to her former "Celebrity Rehab" bunkmate. We're guessing Dr. Drew's intervention didn't work for her either.

This type of eloquent commentary is usually reserved for "Jerry Springer," but we're happy to bring it to you at no extra charge.

TMZ caught the Velvet Revolver frontman leaving the club last night, rambling some nonsense about his musical inspirations.

No, it wasn't some kind of sting op, just a fan asking Tracy to give a shout-out to something called Cocaine City Records. "Oh, man," replied the "30 Rock" star, keeping his distance. "I don't use that word."

TMZ caught "Dancelife" wannabeen Blake McGrath showing off his tumblin' brand of crazy last night in front of Hyde -- doing back handsprings between cars, pole dancing on a parking meter and embarrassing his friends -- even Pussycat Doll Ashley Roberts.

TMZ has learned that rocker Scott Weiland has been arrested, again, for DUI. Shocker, we know.

The Stone Temple Pilots and Velvet Revolver singer was driving on an L.A. highway around 6:15 PM on November 21 when he crashed his car. While the California Highway Patrol was investigating the non-injury wreck, they noticed Weiland appeared to be impaired. (Um ... ya think?) According to the police report, Weiland failed sobriety tests and refused to take a blood or urine test. He was booked for "driving under the influence of a drug. "

Flipping off cops, knocking over parking cones and annoying every friend she's ever had -- this girl unleashed a new breed of drunk insanity.

TMZ has obtained an open letter sent to celebrity handlers and publicists, including reps for Britney, Lindsay and Paris, explaining that the NLA has more than 2,300 members -- and that finding a limo or town car over the holidays is not exactly rocket science. Plus, it reminds them that the fee for even a stretch limo is still far less than "DUI fees." Amen and hallelujah!

TMZ caught the allegedly rehabbed train wreck outside of Les Deux over the weekend, where she was rambling about Vince McMahon not accepting her offer to take her on -- while she was simultaneously denied a kiss from a bystander.

After an "American Beauty" inspired make-out session with a valet, the rose-eating woman was cited for walking into the street -- and then placed in a police cruiser after she couldn't come up with her ID.

While the last drunk girl encountered by TMZ screamed bloody murder when she was arrested, this lovely lass was in heaven, screaming, "Little do you know, I enjoy all of this ... I have a cop fetish!"

That's just 84 minutes, two more minutes than Nicole Richie!

The time served was related to her wild DUI escapades this past July, when she commandeered a car in Santa Monica and took three young men on a wild high-speed chase.

Jose Lambiet of the Palm Beach Post broke the story this morning. Lambiet says a local paparazzo was on the lookout for Jennifer Lopez, who was in town for her concert when he bumped into Rourke and an unidentified woman around 2:00 AM walking into a nightclub.

"They came back out two hours later and crossed Washington Avenue to go to his scooter," the photog said. "They both got on it, and he did a U-turn to go north. He was pulled over within a block. "The cop says to him: 'You swerved right in front of me.' And Mickey answered: 'No, no, dude, I'm all right.'"

According to the police report, Rourke asked the cop, "What the f*** did I do?!" Cops say the actor's "face" was flushed, his eyes were bloodshot and watery and his speech was slurred. "I'm not drunk, I didn't even drink that much," Rourke said, according to the report. Barfly!

He was booked into the Miami-Dade Pre-trial Detention Center around 9:30 AM and is being held on $1,000 bond.

Let's hope he doesn't get sentenced to 9 1/2 weeks!

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This girl, who was arrested for allegedly battering a security guard, could have a great future as "Victim #2" in a horror movie ... if she ever gets outta jail!