Vampire Bikini Wear All the Rage
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Fall Out Bore Pete Wentz and lip-synching sensation Ashlee Simpson enjoyed a warm, muggy, humid 84-degree Miami New Year's Day -- by donning their skimpiest pseudo-punk rocker goth bathing suits -- i.e. skinny black jeans and wool hats! What? No fingerless gloves?!
That Miami Beach sun is strong, let's hope they wore their SPF 30 mascara.
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Mischa Barton Drowns -- In Her Pants
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Ousted "OC" actress Mischa Barton continued her quest to fill her closet with bad fashion ideas -- as she was spotted rockin' a hot pair of mom khakis. From the makers of Mom Jeans!
Add a cheetah print top and some sparkling flats -- and Misha officially becomes a fashion disaster area. It's toerific!
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PETA's Worst Nightmare!
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Mary J. Blige and "Clash of the Choirs" star Patti LaBelle won't let the horrors of slaughtering animals get in the way of their seemingly real-looking fur-galicious outfits. Watch out for the red paint, ladies!
The pelted diva duo was snapped at Blige's record release party hosted by Target in Soho on Tuesday, looking like a pair of Siberian huskies. Mush!
There hasn't been this much fur caught on film ... since '70s porn!
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Ashford's Shirt -- Not So "Solid"
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With regard to "menz's" shirts, married singer/songwriters Ashford & Simpson prove less is definitely not more!
While performing at a charity event in Atlanta on Saturday, 65-year-old Nick Ashford -- with his unfortunately purple cellophaned wife, Valerie Simpson, sported a woman's belt and an inexcusable studded, sheer tank top. Their outfits gave fans the blues!
The prolific duo are responsible for writing classic songs like "Ain't No Mountain High Enough." Hmm. Perhaps, that tune is about where Ashford could get away with wearing his International Male catalog blouse?!
Paige-ing Kat McPhee!
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Despite being born with gorgeous good looks, former "American Idol" runner-up Katharine McPhee still needs to go out and buy good jeans!
While shopping at Robertson Blvd.'s trendy Paige Premium Denim on Friday, the recently engaged 23-year-old got swarmed by paps. Does Taylor Hicks gets this treatment too?!
With her new purchases in tow, Kat gave photogs a glimpse of her new ring. Ok, we're over it!
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Venus Williams Earns Another Title
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Current Wimbledon champ Venus Williams acquired a new award on Thursday -- a diploma!
The 27-year-old phenom donned a cap and gown for her graduation from the prestigious Art Institute of Fort Lauderdale. Didn't Giorgio Armani go there? (He didn't.) After eight years -- and hundreds of tennis matches -- Williams finally obtained her degree in fashion design. Wait, this could make Venus the one celeb that will actually design for her own fashion line?! Crazy!
Check out some pics of Venus' stellar collection from her EleVen brand of clothing.
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Clothes Call For Bai Ling
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Bai Ling's got the perfect solution for surviving the holiday season: "Eat a lot, dance a lot, get drunk and enjoy life."
That's some ancient Chinese wisdom from the "Crazy Chicken" dancer, who revealed to TMZ last night that she's actually got her own line of clothes coming soon called -- let's guess -- the Bai Ling Collection.
A closer look at her outfit shows just how incredible the line will be.
Who's the Liza Impersonator?
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On the same day that news broke that Liza Minnelli collapsed on stage in Sweden, some hairy douche bag had the nerve to dress up as the living legend as part of a bad joke. Guess who the idiot is!
This Is Hugh Jackman's Wife
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Deborra-Lee Furness likes the same things as her bearded husband, Hugh Jackman.
The gorgeous 47-year-old Aussie actress has been legally bound to Hugh for over ten years and has started dressing just like him. Annie Hall, is that you?! Deb showed up to a Sydney theater premiere on Wednesday in a replica of one of her hubby's black tie outfits. Oh, the prestige!
That Outfit's Reeeaall Cute, How Much It Cost?
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Spruced up like an Ewok princess, thespian beauty Sylvia Miles bundled up in luxurious skins for a NYC premiere on Monday.
Clad in Davy Crockett headgear, a cotton candy mane, the pelt from an Alaskan Iditarod sled dog, scaley, mutant, claw gloves and a pair of orthopedic flats, the feisty 82-year-old's outfit proves even golden girls can try to be fashionistas!
A gal's gotta stay warm!
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DiCaprio Dressed in an Atlantic City Tuxedo
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Leonardo DiCaprio may have landed at LAX on Tuesday, but he was more appropriately dressed for a Jersey shore Greyhound headed to an all-you-can-eat buffet at Harrah's! Place ya bets!
While you can't blame the 33-year-old hunk for dressing comfortably for a flight, there are other options besides "Sopranos" chic. Fughettaboudit!
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Working With Rachel Bilson Is a Drag
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A member of Rachel Bilson's entourage has taken the emasculating man-bag trend to a new low.
The 26-year-old "OC" starlet was snapped leaving the Luxor hotel in Las Vegas over the weekend, flanked by one of her handlers wearing that quilted red/orange chain-strapped purse. Fierce one!
Bilson was in Vegas shilling for her upcoming flick "Jumper," also starring alleged boytoy Hayden Christensen.
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That Outfit's Reeeaall Cute, How Much It Cost?!
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Sportin' a high-priced trifecta of fur, leather and weave, rapper turned convicted felon Lil' Kim was snapped at a premiere in NYC on Monday. Put your lighters up!
Ms. Kimberly Denise Jones rocked a $2600 Gucci bag, a pair of vintage (i.e from two years ago) Gucci boots and $5000 worth of roadkill from her own upcoming Royalty fur line. PETA on line two!
Vanessa Hudgens wig, Sharpie stenciled brows, deflated lips and a Stage 2 Jacko nose -- priceless!
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Kate Moss' Abominable Outfit
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Looking like Madonna's "Hung Up" body double, supermodel Kate Moss was snapped leaving a friend's North London home on Monday -- garbed in the furry carcass of a yeti, the spandex remnants from a 1982 Jane Fonda aerobics workout video and a pair of Morton's fisherman's boots. Salty!
No doubt about it, Kate's outfit really does blow!
The Glamour of a Gown and an Exposed Tattoo
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There's no denying "Transformers" star Megan Fox is gorgeous, but her exposed tattoo is not!
As Melanie Griffith, Eve and Angelina Jolie can attest, nothing wrecks a classy outfit quite like some exposed ink. We will all laugh at gilded butterflies -- and trashy ensembles! Basura!
From little black dress to little black mess in seven words or less!
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Ione Skye ... Wear Anything!
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"Say Anything" star Ione Skye likes to clown around!
The 36-year-old former Beastie wife (she divorced Adrock in '99) showed up to the 2007 Hollywood Life's Breakthrough of the Year Awards in Hollywood on Sunday, in a Ringling Brothers polka dot Bozo mini-dress and a pair of industrial strength goth support hose.
Send in the clowns. She be illin'!