Juanes Gets Targeted

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Despite winning 17 Latin Grammys and selling millions of records, Colombian pop singer Juanes bargain shopped with his model wife, Karen Martinez, and daughters at a Target store in Miami on Wednesday.

He must have been looking for a sale on la camisa negra.

Even Shauna Can't Walk in Those Heels

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After years of wear and tear on her body and psyche, those Hollywood Blvd. Lucite stripper heels have finally taken their toll on Shauna Sand.

With her Frenchie husband Romain at her side, the 37-year-old good mother of three rested her tanned, brittle bones by zipping around Miami Beach on Tuesday on a Segway.

Now if only she'd give her fried hair and pancaked skin a break.

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No Place For Pumps

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Wearing high-heel shoes takes a bit of practice, but there are some places pumps just don't work.

What's that Crap on Whitney's Head?

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Anyone else think Whitney Port's hair accessory looks like a giant bird dropped a giant dump on her head? Anyone?

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Jessica Simpson: This Is How She Rolls

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Double-belted into her mom jeans, former pop singer/reality TV star turned attempted country crooner Jessica Simpson appeared at some sort of chili cook-off concert in Florida this weekend.

It is unclear if she was there to perform or just judge.

UPDATE: Thanks to the folks at WKIS, there is footage of Jess performing "These Boots Are Made for Walking" at the cook-off -- and lets just say, it takes your mind right back to the days she rocked out to the same song in that extremely tiny red bikini...

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Angelina: Please Change-ling!

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Angelina Jolie should get some sort of award ... for basically wearing the same kind of unfitted dress to three different award shows in the same month.

At this rate, she's going to show up to the Oscars in Amish garb.

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Al Pacino's Watch Ticks Off Movie Producers

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A three second shot of Al Pacino's wrist watch in the movie "Righteous Kill" has ignited a serious war -- and now the time has come for a lawsuit.

The production company behind the flick claims they got the screw job from a watch company that allegedly promised to fork over a ton of cash in exchange for a close up shot of their watch on Pacino's wrist.

In the suit, filed today in L.A. County Superior Court, Millennium Films claims they delivered the shot -- but that Tutima USA watch company never paid up the arranged $50,000 fee AND the additional $1,000,000 in advertising they allegedly said they would buy.

No one at Tutima was available for comment.

Darth Judd Invades Sundance

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The indie film Rebel Alliance was hit with another blow when newly crowned Sith Lord Wynonna Judd arrived at Sundance on Tuesday.

The 44-year-old fell to the dark side a long, long, long time ago ... because it's more slimming.

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I Am ... Sasha Fierce!

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The youngest of America's lil' First Ladies, Princess Sasha Obama.

Bow down, beyatches!

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Nick Hogan: Killer Outfit

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Wearing a Fat Albert Mushmouth ski hat, Kanye West shades, a pretty silk scarf from Talbots, an Alice in Wonderland tea party checkered coat and Rosie O'Donnell's mom jeans, Nick Hogan hit up Sundance on Monday, looking like the patron saint of douchebags everywhere.

He actually has the nerve to walk around like that.

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All That Glitters Is ... Michelle Obama

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This is the First Lady's golden moment.

After her election night fashion debacle, Michelle Obama went with a more classic-looking sparkling gold dress and coat by Cuban-American designer Isabel Toledo for her husband's swearing-in ceremony this morning.

All eyes are now on what she'll wear to the inauguration balls.

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Biden's Wife: Boot-ylicious

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The redcoats are coming, the red coats are coming ... wearing stiletto boots!

Joe Biden's wife Jill, 57, heated up the chilly D.C. morning by showing some leg and sportin' a pair of fierce inauguration boots. Lynne Cheney has officially left the building.

Dontcha wish your Vice President's wife was hot like me!

Miley Cyrus -- Holy'er Than Thou

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Wearing an age-appropriate t-shirt, a Mariah Carey mini-skirt, a pair of Courtney Love kinderwhore ripped stockings and blue suede Native American boots leftover from one of Cher's tours, 16-year-old pop phenom Miley Cyrus went shopping in L.A. this weekend.

She better not try and blame Annie Leibovitz for this, too.

Bulletin: Lady GaGa Wears Pants

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The weirdest thing about dance diva Lady GaGa's outfit isn't the polyester blonde weave bow on her head ... it's that she actually left the house covering up her bikini bottoms.

Just pants, it'll be ok.

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Shenae Grimes: Cut Her Some Slacks

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With her '06 hipster shades, '90s Eddie Vedder button-down, '80s Apollonia 6 lace nylons and '70s Laurie Partridge slouch boots, pantless "90210" star Shenae Grimes hit a massive 75% off sale in L.A. on Tuesday.

It takes decades to look like this.

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Larry King: Still Juicy

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Dressed like a geriatric Zac Efron, Larry King, 75, perused the early bird specials at Juicy Couture in L.A. on Thursday.

They're having a big sale on replacement hip huggers and orthopedic sneakers.

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