Human Q-tips!

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This fuzzy fashion trend somehow found itself on all of Hollywood's heads! Staying warm never looked so lame.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt: Yo Quiero ... a New Outfit

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All covered up in some sort of raggedy poncho-blanket-carpet thing, Jennifer Love Hewitt went out for a Mexican lunch in L.A. on Thursday.

Ay, caramba!

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Mary-Kate: Fur-ocious!

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Carrying her trademark 2005 oversized nana shades and a coffee cup, Mary-Kate Olsen maneuvered a NYC sidewalk wearing her finest Chewbacca pelt on Thursday.

MKO is in the running for the title of PETA's Worst-Dressed Celeb of 2009. With her denim cutoffs and Lindsay leggings, she should have this contest in the (leather) bag!

Marc Jacobs Skirt Chaser

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If Marc Jacobs wants to wear a kilt, Marc Jacobs will wear a kilt -- cuz this is the one designer jacked up enough to cause some damage to anyone who mocks him for it.

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Clash of the Jacko

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With his jet black, made in Hong Kong weave, an Ed Hardy travesty of a jacket mismatched with a Versace print-inspired pair of "Last Dragon" genie pants and some sensible orthopedic driving moccasins, Michael Jackson arrived for his daily visit to a Beverly Hills medical center on Tuesday.

No doctor in the world can fix his problems.

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Guess the Camel Toe!

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These leathery hoofs galloped through NYC yesterday. Can you guess who rocked the foot mittens?!

Ashford & Simpson -- The Mane Event

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Legendary duo Ashford & Simpson revealed their favorite cover of "Ain't No Mountain" yesterday at JFK -- but we found it hard to concentrate on Ashford's answer thanks to his ridiculously tussled mane and even wilder leopard print jacket.

Clearly someone told a lie when they told him this looked good.

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Grammy Fashion's Fabs-N-Flops!

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Last night's Grammy stylings were enough to make a red carpet blush!

Rev Run: Wrap Those Up!

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While soaking his weary bones in the Hawaiian sun on Thursday, Run D.M.C.'s Rev Run aired out his hairy, meaty breasteses.

Somebody get Run a two-piece, stat!

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Mickey Rourke Really Blue It

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Wearing the official 2008 Los Angeles Douchebag commemorative cap, a lovely Anne Klein scarf, a cobalt Michael Jackson Thriller jacket, a pair of Jessica Simpson limited edition mom jeans and a blinged out chain belt leftover from *NSYNC's 2000 No Strings Attached tour, reassembled actor Mickey Rourke shopped in Paris ... to no avail.

Somehow he managed to score an Oscar nom, but not a stylist.

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Name Those Briefs!

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These low budget drawers played peek-a-boo in Santa Monica yesterday. Can you guess who flashed their man panties?!

Star, Ivana & Denise Drag Themselves to Lunch

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Believe it or not, but only one of these wigged out, pancaked and overly done ladies is actually a man.

The others are Star Jones, Ivana Trump and Denise Rich. We think.

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Not Feelin' The Pinch

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With the economy in the toilet, these celeb shoppers are doing their part to stimulate growth.

1960s Model Veruschka 'Memba Her?!

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In the '60s, German model Veruschka became famous and appeared in fashion mags as well as films like "Blowup." Guess what she looks like now!,

Jessica Simpson Keeps It Tight

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Goodbye mom jeans, hello spandex/leathery leggings!

Wedged into a black corseted blazer and matching skin-tight leggings, Jessica Simpson belted out some songs at a concert in Virginia last night.

This performance came sans a chili cook-off.

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Lady Goes GaGa

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With a gift bow keeping her nicotine & vodka infused ratty weave in place and wearing a rubber bra and matching latex skirt, dance diva Lady GaGa attempted an exit from a London club in the wee hours this morning.

"I love this record baby, but I can't see straight anymore."

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