Fashion

Wearing his nonchalantly contrived top cap to the side, a Kurt Cobain plaid button down, Mr. T necklace, blinged out pink Swatch, Abu Ghraib business casual fatigues and a pair of Kanye West ruby red kicks, Kansas City Chiefs' running back Larry Johnson was sidelined by the fashion police at PURE in Vegas this weekend.

Finally, an explanation re: Kanye's feeble attempt to become the next Arthur Fonzarelli.

Decked out in his finest pajama pants from the Michael Jackson Court Collection, Nick Nolte left Jacko's home away from home -- a Beverly Hills medical building -- on Tuesday.

Sporting her Where's Waldo bifocals, mother of pearl necklace and ladylike Isotoner leather gloves, dance diva Lady GaGa left her hotel in Paris looking like she was ready for the sexy secretarial pool at PriceWaterhouseCoopers.

Wearing a hat, shades and scarf/mask from the Michael Jackson Travel Line, faux sapphic singer Katy Perry went almost unrecognized at an airport in Copenhagen on Tuesday.

After watching that famous Carol Burnett "Gone with the Wind" skit one too many times, both Victoria Beckham and Mary-Kate Olsen left their houses this weekend sporting some serious drapery hardware.

Looking like the bastard love child of Liberace and Louie Anderson, former star Val Kilmer enjoyed being on top again ... at a Mardi Gras parade in New Orleans.

Move over Ed Hardy, Christian Audigier and International Male catalog, because Toby Keith is starting a fashion line for all those cheesy American men who like wearing their shirts unbuttoned to the navel and/or sans sleeves. Fierce! Check out some of Toby's I Love This Bar and Grill Collection ... if you must.

Wearing their matching Corey Hart nighttime shades, Kanye West and his Susan Powter meets Olivia Newton-John at the end of "Grease" looking gal pal, Amber Rose, roamed the streets of Manhattan last night.

There's nothing quite like sitting in the front row of a runway show at NY Fashion Week ... and catching up on your electronic correspondence.

This waif model worked the Herve Leger runway at NY Fashion week ... on her ass. Check out why keeping your balance is not in this season.

This fuzzy fashion trend somehow found itself on all of Hollywood's heads! Staying warm never looked so lame.

All covered up in some sort of raggedy poncho-blanket-carpet thing, Jennifer Love Hewitt went out for a Mexican lunch in L.A. on Thursday.

Carrying her trademark 2005 oversized nana shades and a coffee cup, Mary-Kate Olsen maneuvered a NYC sidewalk wearing her finest Chewbacca pelt on Thursday.

If Marc Jacobs wants to wear a kilt, Marc Jacobs will wear a kilt -- cuz this is the one designer jacked up enough to cause some damage to anyone who mocks him for it.

With his jet black, made in Hong Kong weave, an Ed Hardy travesty of a jacket mismatched with a Versace print-inspired pair of "Last Dragon" genie pants and some sensible orthopedic driving moccasins, Michael Jackson arrived for his daily visit to a Beverly Hills medical center on Tuesday.