Hook Ups

British model/reality star Sophie Anderton, 30, was seen leaving a London club Tuesday, arm-in-arm with Liza Minnelli's ghastly 54-year-old troll ex-hasbeen. Run for your lives!

This species of David Gest monster is particularly known for latching onto vulnerable females, frivolous lawsuits and its macabre frozen face. Any leads to their whereabouts should be sent to Scotland Yard.

A TMZ spy spotted Brandon Greasy Bear Davis and famous for being rich Brittny Gastineau holding hands at her Atlantic City birthday party this past weekend. Brittny's birthday is actually November 11, but perhaps she couldn't want to wait to reveal her new ursine romance.

When the cake was brought out, the darling couple exchanged lip pecks, confirming their sure to be long-lived relationship. After all, he's rich and famous for nothing too. It's a match made in overprivileged heaven.

Oh, to love a bear!

Avery, who was previously linked to Elisha Cuthbert and rumored to be the other man in JT's "What Comes Around Goes Around," has been seen squiring MK all over the Big Apple.

The 3LW hottie flirted with an older gentleman who everyone initially thought was trying to get some change from the beauty -- but it looks like he may have just been trying to get closer to that booty!

The singer actually exchanged phone numbers with the sly playa and after she gave him a kiss on the cheek he turned to our camera and said, "How you like me now!" Get some, gramps!

Germany's favorite rock God had a lovely date, and was flirtatious before scoping out the restaurant's seating arrangements.

Only the best for Knight Rider's new lady!

TMZ caught the recovering addict at Hyde last night with Talan Torriero, ex-boyfriend of Kimberly Stewart and Nicole Scherzinger.

The two went up to the front door briefly, but then walked away -- only to sneak in the back door! They left in the same car at the end of the night.

TMZ caught the aged lothario outside of Home Night Club in NYC on Saturday night, where he helped hookup a sexy, underwear-clad hottie he called his "sister" with a random semi-attractive clubgoer.

Gene's advice worked; by the end of their interaction, the other guy was shirtless.

In Los Angeles, birthday boy Gummi Bear and former star Corey Haim ate at the Ivy. "Private Practice" star Taye Diggs went to Parc restaurant -- with his wife! "Starship Trooper" actor Casper Van Dien and his brood shopped in Malibu, while at Nobu, Pierce Brosnan spent "a house payment" and 'Bu regular Cindy Crawford dined with one of her boys.

Slade, who's now living in L.A. and working with Jo on her new album (ack), was caught by TMZ outside Parc on Saturday night with a sexy Maria Menounos-alike clinging tightly to her man.

Neither Slade nor Jo will be on the new season of "Real Housewives," but they could possibly have their own spinoff show in the future. Hope Jo doesn't mind sharing the hottie spotlight!

The "Sin City" star spent the afternoon with his girlfriend, lunching at Caffe Primo in Los Angeles. The pair walked down the street, hand-in-hand, looking very much the happy couple.

"Kill Bill" star Uma Thurman isn't going to play The Bride any time soon!

Despite reports to the contrary, TMZ can exclusively report that Uma Thurman is not engaged to her Swiss millionaire boyfriend, Arpad "Arki" Busson. Thurman's rep confirmed to TMZ that engagement rumors are "not true." The truth about Uma and Arpad!

Uma has been married twice before; to actors Gary Oldman and Ethan Hawke, with whom she has two children.

Even though Georgie boy has never displayed clear signs of settling, besides that of his early short-lived but rarely remembered marriage, and his lengthy relationship with a pig, he sure seems to be firmly planted in this latest relationship.

The older Duff was arm-in-arm with a scruffy new chap.

Just who is this mystery man?

TMZ was outside the Mark Ronson concert at the El Rey Theatre last night, as a Nicole-less Joel Madden came out to give his parking stub to the valet. As paps snapped, he said, "Seriously, is that necessary? It's just me." He makes a good point.