Hot Bodies

It's easy to forget what an amazingly assembled body the David-taming import has -- when it's typically covered with some of the most gnarly fashion atrocities this side of Big Ben. But this little red number does her some "may-jah" justice! It even deflects attention from her oddly ginormous head!

Looking like "Fan 4's" The Thing, Dr. Dre appeared in all his massive rock-hard glory. Sippin' on gin and juice? No longer keeping his muscled bod on the down low, Timbaland brought sexyback by accentuating his jewels with a slimming little black tank! While Maroon 5's formerly scrawny lead singer/gigolo rocked his buff shoulders and biceps in a regulation hipster vest. It's getting harder to breathe!

TMZ would give you a front view, but we can't risk being held liable for any strokes or heart failure that the photo might cause. Well, that and the fact that the only pictures available are of his backside. And what a side it is!

David Arquette's male-to-female transgendered sister arrived to Mr. Chow in a lacy, see through number. Sheer terror!

Ms. Arquette and her, er, girls help separate the former men from the boys!

Hot stuff Vida went on to explain her take on the situation, but took her time -- because she admitted that she "had a little bit too much to drink." She told cameras, "Just because I'm a sex symbol and I take sexy pictures, it doesn't define the person that I am." Of course it doesn't, dear.

It's no surprise that eternal bachelor George Clooney hasn't settled down. Whether he's settled or not, Clooney seems to know what he's looking for. Hot ... and definitely brunette.

Clooney's current squeeze, "Fear Factor" competitor Sarah Larsen, is the perfect example of what Georgie boy likes. Luscious legs, stunning smile, and a head full of raven-ish hair.

Check out all of Clooney's dishes to see what melts his butter.

Larry's taping in NYC this week, and took some time out to visit the seals, ducks and monkeys. Larry knows how to talk to the animals -- lord knows, he's interviewed enough of them.

A naked photo of "High School Musical" star Vanessa Hudgens has been making the rounds on the Internet and TMZ can confirm that it's real.

In a statement to TMZ, Hudgens' rep says, "This was a photo which was taken privately. It is a personal matter and it is unfortunate that this has become public." The National Enquirer was the first to report of the photo's existence, and it has since surfaced on various blogs across the net.

Once again, the ravishing 26-year-old posed for pics in a sheer top outside Hyde -- and showed off her breast assets! Nips slips are so Bai Ling!

The Hollywood limelight can't outshine Meagan's headlights!

The heir to Matthew McConaughey's tan, shirtless throne has been found in the lean, hairless form of "High School Musical's" Zac Efron! Sing it!

While taking a dip in Hawaii, the bare chested 19-year-old showed off his wet, smooth, rippling abs. Yet another underage Hollywood star caught with a six pack!

Miss Good's outfit was quite a change from her see-through shirt from the other evening -- where she was not wearing a bra -- surely there were some disappointed folks in the crowd!

The beauty did stop to take a picture with a fan from Norway -- Good always takes time to show worldwide love to the people -- even when she's all covered up! Any way she dresses, it's all good!

Last week the Daily Telegraph released results of a very sexy scientific study claiming that Jessica Alba has the sexiest walk in the world. Alba's 25-inch waist and 36-inch hips, said the study, produced the sexiest strut, ranking her higher than Angelina Jolie, Kate Moss and even historical hottie Marilyn Monroe.

But according to Cambridge University Professor Richard Weber, who worked on the mathematical equation, Alba wasn't the winner. Weber was commissioned to determine the sexiest swagger by Clarion Communications, a PR firm that reps a hair removal product. He says the reported results are bogus -- Angelina Jolie is actually the sexiest strutter.

Adds scientist Ben Goldacre, writer for the Guardian, Clarion already had a winner in mind when it commissioned the study. Goldacre was told by a Clarion rep that in order to highlight the product, they wanted "Beyonce to come out on top followed by other celebrities with curvy legs such as J-Lo and Kylie, and celebrities like Kate Moss and Amy Winehouse to be at the bottom -- e.g., skinny and pale unshapely legs are not as sexy."

The nerve!

With temperatures reaching near 100 degrees, TMZ spies caught the the XXX-lister at a local AT&T store in a pair of Ugg boots! Coincidentally, 2003 called and they want their trend back. Holla!

Jenna waited around the shop to have her iPhone looked at, while texting away on her Sidekick. The girl is hooked up! We're told she was headed to Vegas to see her borefriend, Tito Ortiz. Reach out and inappropriately touch someone.

The "Stomp the Yard" hottie was gracious enough to converse with cameras and fans as she exited the Hollywood hot spot, and all were privy to just how nippy it must have been outside that evening -- as Miss Good was bra-less in a white tank that seems to have have been through the wash one too may times. At least cover those things with some Band-Aids!

Doesn't she know that you can get three tanks in a pack for just $8.99?