Andy Roddick No Retouching Necessary!

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He may not be as pumped as his photo-enhanced Men's Fitness cover from last year, but tennis hottie Andy Roddick has still got game -- and a lean, ripped chest!

Roddick and his fellow tennis hunks got fans hot and bothered by playing shirtless during practice sessions for the Australian Open on Friday. Love all!

Good Lord That's a Nice Ass!

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Kim Cattrall is the luckiest woman on the planet. Folks, this is her job.

Kimmy is actually getting paid to grab Jason Lewis' bare ass. Maybe the "SATC" movie will be good!

Get the fluffer, stat!

But Will Their Divorce Be Televised?

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It isn't easy being the only reality show dating competition romance to withstand the test of time, marriage, childbirth and most importantly -- having cameras shut off!

Former "Bachelorette" Trista Rehn ('memba her?!) and her chosen hunkband Ryan Sutter showed off their 5-month-old son Maxwell -- and their ripped bods -- on the beach in Hawaii on Thursday. Say cheese!

You couldn't cast a better looking family pic if you tried.

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Kim K. -- A Brainiac??!

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Bulletin!! Kim Kardashian will be invited to join Mensa before Paris Hilton. She's figured out it's cheaper to put $.25 in a meter than paying a $40 fine -- a concept that utterly escapes our favorite ex-con.

Milian to Hudgens I Do Sexy Better

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Christina Milian says in a sexy contest between herself and Vanessa Hudgens, the "High School Musical' star must plead no contest on grounds of youth.

We got C.M. at a Hollywood newsstand eyeing her hot bikini shots. Like us, she liked what she saw.

Calvin Klein's Obsession -- the Gym

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Spotted with a Donatella Versace golden orange glow, designer Calvin Klein trolled around Miami's South Beach on Saturday and showed off his buff, worked-out arms and perky man-nips. CK Guns! Paging Barry Bonds!

The 65-year-old fashion legend's bod looks great -- despite the Fire Island, collegiate, Aberzombie and Fitch outfit!

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Gisele Eats!

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And they say the Loch Ness Monster is a rare sighting!

Wannabe Female Model Is Really a Dude?!

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Perhaps the only thing differentiating Bravo's "Make Me a Supermodel" series from the horde of other reality catwalk clones is that one of the female finalists may be a biological man! For the love of Zarf!

On the show's casting special, 22-year-old Fort Lauderdale hottie Shannon Pallay joked about her tomboy status by saying that "despite my extremely feminine physical appearance, I'm actually a man." Move over RuPaul, there's a new gender-bending supermodel in da house!

According to her bio on Bravo's website, Miss Shannon "describes herself as confident, polite, reserved and outgoing -- and says she is constantly contradicting herself." You can say that again!

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French Prez & Carla Try Egyptian Dip

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Yum! If anyone was wondering what French prez Sarkozy saw in Carla Bruni, perhaps this will help clarify things. And vice versa?

The 52-year-old tete of state took a dip with his model hottie girlfriend at the Red Sea in Sharm el-Sheikh, Egypt. Holy Moses!

Funny, in the 2,537 days George Bush has been in office, we've never seen him and Laura splashing around in Texas -- then again, let's all be in touch with our gratitude in the new year.

Girls Just Want to Have Sun

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Much to the dismay of local sunbathers, a pasty Cyndi Lauper exposed her bulging, er, muscles on the cloudy beaches of Maui on Wednesday.

No question about it, milky white is the gorgeous and talented 54-year-old's true color.

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French Prez and Hottie Not in De-Nile!

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The French aren't like us -- they're lovin' freshly divorced President Sarkozy -- checking out the pyramids with his hottie girlfriend, model/singer Carla Bruni! Imagine if Bill had divorced Hillary and taken up with, say, Heidi Klum -- there would have been a movement to impeach him! Oh, wait. Nevermind.

But in France, where love is synonymous with all things French, the president is just another older dude in too-tight jeans with a hot, younger babe. Toujours l'amour!

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Christina Milian Dips it Low

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Doppler radar revealed temperatures reached new highs in Miami on New Year's -- when Christina Milian showed off her slammin' bikini-clad bod! Storm watch!

While her music career may have fizzled, at least the 26-year-old "Be Cool" star is way hot!

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Chris Brown's Hiding Some Big Talent

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18-year-old R&B superstar Chris Brown gave a concert in Florida last night ... and things are definitely looking good down South!

Gimme that!

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Jennifer Love Hewitt: Breasts for the Homeless

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The always beautiful Jennifer Love Hewitt spent Christmas Eve feeding the homeless at the Los Angeles Mission in downtown L.A.

Grilled, skinless chicken is very low in calories.

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Halle Berry Very Pregnant

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Knocked-up knockout Halle Berry's baby belly appears to have doubled overnight, as she was spotted poppin' out while shopping at the Party Paper Life gift shop in Beverly Hills. She's got a Christmas bundle of joy!

The stunning mum-to-be was snapped in sunny L.A. -- but model borefriend Gabriel Aubrey was nowhere in sight. Catwoman will have her little kitty in the spring.

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Eva Mendes: 'Teen Pregnancy is an Epidemic'

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Is Jamie Lynn Spears starting a new Hollywood trend of teen pregnancies? Eva Mendes thinks so!

At the unveiling of her new, nude, anti-fur PETA ad on Robertson Blvd. on Thursday, a covered up Eva was asked about Hollywood teen pregnancies -- and joked that it was an "epidemic," adding, "I hope I don't catch it."

At 33, Eva has nothing to worry about -- but Dakota Fanning and Abigal Breslin better be careful!

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