Christensen Age Ain't Nothin' But a Number

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It's virtually impossible to find a woman hotter than Helena Christensen in Chris Isaak's 1991 video for "Wicked Game," but Helena's got a suggestion: Her present self.

Last night in NY, the 39-year-old supermodel told autograph hunters to get some fresh pics -- because she looks better half-naked in the current Italian GQ than she did back in the day.

Taking airbrushing into consideration, think she's right?

Nicollette Doesn't Makeup for Lost Time

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Just like "Desperate Housewives," Nicollette Sheridan's gorgeous face has also fast-forwarded five years into the future.

The sleepy-eyed 44-year-old kept it real by fetching some coffee sans makeup in L.A. yesterday. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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Hef's Twins Get Even More Trashy

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Hugh Hefner's law-breaking 19-year-old Playboy twins, Kristina and Karissa Shannon, did some retail damage (with Hef's credit card no doubt) at an L.A. store named after their own skanky hearts -- Trashy Lingerie.

Shop 'til you pop another chick in the head with a beer bottle.

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Gisele Has Legs for Two-a-Days

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It's ok that Tom Brady has a bum leg, because Gisele has got two mighty fine ones.

They may not do the Patriots any good, but who cares.

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Wasted Kendra -- a Flash of Desperation

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Now that all the girls at the mansion are being replaced by younger, trashier, twin-ier models, a stumbling, bumbling Kendra Wilkinson had to find some way to remain relevant after partying in a Hollywood nightclub last night.

Yeah, this works.

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Kelsey -- Shaping Up Nicely After Heart Attack

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Cheers to Kelsey Grammer for looking healthy five months after suffering a heart attack .

Although his sitcom was canceled earlier this year and he's being sued by a kitchen contractor, the 53-year-old vacationed shirtless in Hawaii this weekend.

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From Rudy to Booty

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Our photog wasn't lyin' when he informed Keshia Knight Pulliam she has gone "from Rudy to booty." For those of you too young or too old -- it's a "Cosby" thing.

From Rudy to Booty

Militia Stripped of Dignity -- and Clothes!

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Just in case the new "American Gladiators" doesn't come back (hold your breath), Militia went out and got his old job back -- as a topless, go-go dancing, mount-your-girlfriend bartender!

Not a horrible career choice ... considering his job experience is in gay porn.

Sheryl -- Something to Crow About

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Looking fit and healthy, Sheryl Crow took a hike up L.A.'s Runyon Canyon on Tuesday.

The 46-year-old mother of one is a tour-de-force.

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Holy Crap -- Dane Cook Is Hot!

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His old apartment building -- and his movies -- may be s**tty, but Dane Cook's body couldn't be better.

The 36-year-old showed off his bronzed and ripped post-baby bump physique, while out jogging in L.A. on Tuesday.

And there ain't nothing funny about that.

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Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon's Sternum

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Kevin Bacon proves cadaverous cleavages aren't just for the supermodels and Amy Winehouses of the world.

The 50-year-old "Hollow Man" showed off his lovely bones in London on Tuesday.

Time to eat some bacon, Kevin.

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Serena Williams Handles the Swell

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The only thing more powerful than Serena Williams' backhand ... is her backside. While surfing in Hawaii with her man Common, Serena showed off why she's really the number one seed.

Hugh Jackman: 40 Is the New .. DAMN!

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A ridiculously ripped Hugh Jackman turned 40-years-hotter on Sunday.

No doubt his wife, Deborra- Lee, had a good night.

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Serena And Kelly Destiny's Children

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Serena Williams and her amazing rock hard body chilled with former Destiny's Child member Kelly Rowland in Miami Beach yesterday.

Maybe they were together to discuss bringing back Destiny's Child -- minus Beyonce. If Serena can sing like she plays tennis, they're destined for greatness.

How Little Is That Deuce Coupe?

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"Beach Boys" legend Brian Wilson paced himself yesterday in the Beverly Glen shopping complex after what appears to have been a very full meal.

The 66-year-old musical genius appeared a bit disheveled as he wandered the parking lot in search of his car.

Help him, Rhonda -- please!

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"Home Alone" Dad Finally Cracks

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John Heard is an actor that's trying to lose a roll, not gain one.

The 63-year-old caught his breath after working out at a Hollywood gym on Thursday.

Keep it up, Johno!

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