Jessica Simpson: Back in Black

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With the world captivated by her recent curvy mom jeans photos, Jessica Simpson arrived in Virginia on Wednesday, looking less controversial in an all black ensemble.

Jess knows how to make a big entrance.

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"True Blood" Hunk -- Bite Me, I Ain't Him!

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He may be hard to recognize with clothes on -- but we're 110% sure this dude outside Coco de Ville last night is oft-naked "True Blood" hottie Ryan Kwanten, no matter how hard he denied it.

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Name That Thong!

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This miked celeb exposed their superhuman pink thong on a set on Tuesday. Can you guess who the culprit of this panty flash is?

Even Shauna Can't Walk in Those Heels

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After years of wear and tear on her body and psyche, those Hollywood Blvd. Lucite stripper heels have finally taken their toll on Shauna Sand.

With her Frenchie husband Romain at her side, the 37-year-old good mother of three rested her tanned, brittle bones by zipping around Miami Beach on Tuesday on a Segway.

Now if only she'd give her fried hair and pancaked skin a break.

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Being a Playmate -- Hard on the Knees

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Swedish model Victoria Silvstedt earned the coveted title of 1997 Playmate of the Year ... and she still has the injured knees to prove it.

The 34-year-old blonde knows you have to be willing to go down on your hands and knees to get what you want.

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Colin Farrell -- Jackman's a Sexy Beast

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There can only be one Sexiest Man Alive -- and even Colin Farrell believes Hugh Jackman is the fairest of them all.

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Brad Pitt Unzipped

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It's no secret that Brad Pitt is pretty fly for a white guy.

The 45-year-old Oscar nom gave the male version of a panty flash while at his premiere in Paris on Wednesday.

No word if he was hiding a bottle of alcohol in there.

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The Ocean is a Huge Pervert

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One day after it pulled down Marissa Miller's top, the Caribbean Sea -- the coolest body of water on the planet -- struck back ... trying its aquatic best to rip off the supermodel's teeny-weeny bikini bottoms yesterday.

It lost this time, but the ocean will never give up...

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Marisa Miller Exposes Her Victoria's Secret

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Sports Illustrated and Victoria's Secret supermodel Marisa Miller took her girls for a swim in St. Barts on Monday.

That's one hot mama.

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Paul Walker: The Hot and the Shirtless

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A bearded Paul Walker resurfaced in the waters off Hawaii on Monday.

Shrinkage was not a factor.

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LL Cool J -- Hard Times Require Hard Abs

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Barack Obama didn't get those abs from a thigh master. Nonetheless, LL Cool J blew into town with some tips on how the next prez can improve his country and his six pack.

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Miranda Kerr: Secret Beauty

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The island of St. Barts experienced a heat wave this weekend compliments of bikini-clad Victoria's Secret supermodel Miranda Kerr.

Orlando Bloom sucks.

Miss USA Drops the Soap -- Takes Up Porn

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She's already nailed the cheesy dialogue -- and now former soap opera villain Kelli McCarty has decided ... she just wants to be nailed.

The former Miss USA 1991 -- yeah, she was a frickin' beauty queen -- has quit the mainstream acting biz for a shot at a career in "adult entertainment."

McCarty, who played maniacal Beth Wallace on "Passions" for seven years, is now a "Vivid Entertainment" girl -- and has just wrapped on her first XXX feature, "Faithless," in which she plays the lead character to a very very supporting cast.

So, why the career move? Here's the explanation -- "I enjoy acting,and I really like sex ... so this was the perfect opportunity to combine two of my passions."

Guess Whose Burnt Booty!

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This sunburned backside turned up on the beach in the Caribbean over the weekend. Can you guess which celeb had the pain in the ass?!

Pumping Iron Mike Tyson

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In an attempt to turn his undisputed heavy weight gain into fighting shape, Iron Mike Tyson pumped iron at a gym in Venice Beach on Thursday.

Hopefully he isn't biting off more than he can chew.

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Disgraced Beauty Queen -- Playboy Bound?

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She's smokin' hot, she's got a mug shot -- and now disgraced former Miss Louisiana Teen USA is skanking her way into Hugh Hefner's life ... that lucky bastard.

Lindsey Evans, the dumbass former beauty queen who was arrested after running out on a dinner bill -- and forgetting to take her weed-filled purse -- was among 5 brand new skeezers on Hef's arm last night.

Event organizers stripped Evans of her title -- are her clothes next?

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