Hot Bodies

During a recent trip to Bear Mountain in upstate NY, a cute little doggy named Sugar Ray decided to chase some geese onto a sheet of iced-over lake water -- when the ice suddenly gave way. As Nies noticed the pooch struggling to stay afloat, he immediately stripped down to his birthday suit and dove in after him.

Nies eventually grabbed the pooch and got him back on the ice, where the scared little guy could run back to dry land.

Eric suffered a couple of scratches -- and mild case of popsicle crotch -- but he proved that ripped has-been reality stars can not only be relevant, but downright heroic.

Whether working on a photo shoot or partying into the wee hours, the 35-year-old mother of one just couldn't stop playing peek-a-boob.

Despite attempts at music and television careers, Brooke Hogan has finally discovered the job she was innately cut out for ... pole dancer.

The 20-year-old spread her limber lady shanks while at Miami's Calle Ocho festival this weekend.

No doubt she's making her daddy proud -- he was there with his Brooke-alike GF to cheer her on.

The 41-year-old is a bigger star now than when he was on Broadway in 2006 (right).

She may have a new look, but the 33-year-old newlywed's bod is still boom boom pow!

Not to be outdone by her hunky younger brother Nate, Joe's daughter Elizabeth Montana showed off her God-given talents in Hawaii too.

The 22-year-old really is gifted.

While in Hawaii on Tuesday, the Notre Dame freshman scored by showing off his ripped arms, pecs and abs.

He should have no problem getting lei'd.

So what is it with Illinois congressmen? Since our knowledge of history runs deep, we're here to tell you that Abraham Lincoln had amazing abs -- seriously.

While we can't speak for the "performance," at least her body is rockin'.

Not sure exactly what the tat represents, but it probably means something like "I could crush your skull with this one gigantic arm."