Cruisin' with Britney -- Dope Floats!

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Ahoy y'all! Time to go a-cruisin'. Gather up the young'uns ... but don't show that lil' one!"

Britney spears took her trainwreck entourage to the sea for a cruise around Marina del Rey. Wearing multiple hats and outfits, the sailing lipsyncher has now docked for your viewing pleasure in this seaworthy gallery!

Enjoy, y'all mateys!

Kate Hudson Struts Her Abs

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Holy spawn of Goldie! Look at those abs!

Seen here leaving a workout, Kate Hudson had baby Ryder three years ago, and has whipped her tummy back into washboard shape.

Meanwhile, TMZ staffers ate Krispy Kreme donuts by the truckload this morning. Monday, people, Monday.

Zombie Pam Barely Covers Her Clam!

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Pamela Anderson stepped out on Tuesday evening ... almost wearing this little little black dress.

The zombie-eyed blonde spent the night traipsing around Hollywood in this near-nightie, stopping at trendy hotspots like Marix Tex Mex restaurant and the swanky Chateau Marmont on Sunset Strip.

It's unknown if Pam was able to sit down in this almost-an-outfit, but all eyes were on Pam ... and hers were on them!

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Baby Mama Drama!

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Knocked up?! Who's there?! Baby mama drama!

TMZ has impregnated a whole new gallery of Baby Mamas just in time for Mother's Day! Click on in for a look at all the moms -- and find out who da baby daddy!

Happy Mother's Day, bitches! And you too, moms!

Hey Mom, I want more! Okay! Pop on in to our "MILFs" and "Moms & Daughters" galleries!

Melts in Your Mom's Heart

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Nothing says "I love you, mom" quite like ... a bag of M&Ms?

Sexy Blair Underwood, who's making his directorial debut in the indie drama "The Bridge to Nowhere," has gifted his mom for Mother's Day with personalized M&Ms that say "Thank U Mom" and other sweet nothings.

Tough guy Andy Garcia also gave his mom a bag full of unmelting mother love -- personalized by "The Godfather 3" star with messages especially for his mama. "Law & Order: SVU" tough guy Christopher Meloni also got sentimental with a treat with a message for his mama.

You can write stuff on M&Ms at www.mymms.com. Sorry ... vulgarity not allowed.

Heidi: Black Forest Ham

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Sultry Heidi Klum proves that being sexy and silly can get you a job with Victoria's Secret.

Cameras caught the supermodel, "Project Runway" host and mother of three -- clowning around at a magazine shoot in Malibu Tuesday, all while looking spectacularly glamorous.

Is there anything this woman doesn't do?

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Gwen Rocks the Ultimate Fashion Accessory

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Gwen Stefani is lookin' "hella good!" Looks like G has whipped herself into fant-AB-ulous shape since the birth of her super-cute son Kingston, who will celebrate his first birthday May 26.

The 37-year-old mom looked smashing in a ripped crop top, jeans, a simple ponytail, a necklace, aviator specs and a swipe of red lipstick. Stefani's "The Sweet Escape" world tour will keep the pop mom busy through October ... and she looks ready!

10 on the MILF scale! Perhaps she can talk to Britney?

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The Beach is Back

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For the first time in a decade, Pam Anderson hit the Malibu shore in her legendary red "Baywatch" bathing suit yesterday, for one last bounce-a-riffic jog on the sand.

The actress flashed back to her old C.J. glory days for an upcoming DIRECTV commercial, equipped with three lifeguard-certified flotation devices.

Thankfully, the Hoff, in his famous itty-bitty red outfit, was nowhere to be seen.

Wham, Bam, Thank You Pam!

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PETA princess Pamela Anderson put some sexy clothes on and actually did something with her hair -- and from the look of it ... it's workin'!

The former "Baywatch" superbabe proves that at 39, she knows how to clean up and still look bangin'.

Maybe the sexafication is because Tommy Lee is back in the picture.

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Reese Takes Deacon to Church

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Reese Witherspoon, estranged from Ryan Phillippe and said to be dating "Rendition" co-star Jake Gyllenhaal, went to church in Beverly Hills on Easter Sunday and enjoyed an egg hunt with 3-year-old son Deacon.

Reese showed her son around the eggs, while showing off her legs.

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Cindy Crawford Is Still Smokin' Hot

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Cindy Crawford is like an ice cream cone ... you remember them from your childhood, and you still want one.

The still luscious supermodel was snapped while grabbing a cone in chilly Malibu yesterday, but Cindy's heat made the dessert (and onlookers) gooey.

Seen here wearing a casual top and jeans, the yummy mother of two was #26 in this year's Hot 100 in Maxim.

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Desperately Seeking Swimsuit

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Rosanna Arquette, 47-year-old four-time divorcee, took a dip in Maui yesterday, and let it all hang out in this two piece swimsuit ... or is it a sports bra and panties?

We called Arquette's reps to find out if the "What About Brian" star is pregnant. So far, no answer.

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Kate Moss Just Throw on a T Shirt and Go!

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Supermodel Kate Moss didn't feel like getting dressed, so she just threw on a t-shirt. A very, very long t-shirt.

Miss Moss dissed photogs yesterday and was caught mid-snark in this charming open-mouthed pose in Malibu.

It's a good look for the toothpicky perky model mom, who added to her casual shopping look with a pair of fringed boots.

Pam Anderson -- Poochie Mama

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Former TV lifeguard Pamela Anderson hit up her old stomping grounds yesterday ... Malibu Beach.

Pam showed her other good side to photographers as she frolicked with her dog, but not in her usual telegenic "Baywatch" slow motion.

Her dog is the envy of men everywhere.

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Brit Goes to Rodeo -- Drive

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Howdy, buckaroos! Rodeo Britney got her gitty-up blinged out with a stop at Cartier. Nothing like diamond jewelry to make a girl forget her rough ridin'.

Wearing her trademark cowgirl boots, an asymmetrical fiesta dress and a banged up cowboy hat covering her still recovering locks, the rehabbed 'n deflabbed, Zoom-whitened mother of two sprang into the world-famous jewelry store on Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills yesterday for a little shop therapy. Yee haw!

That's all, y'all!

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