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A flier for a "Twilight" event advertised the movie's "cast" would be at PRIVE in Vegas this past weekend and featured a photo of the two leads, Pattinson and Kristin Stewart. Unfortunately, they were never scheduled to appear and didn't show up.

Instead clubbers got to hang with D-list ancillary cast members like Jennie Garth's husband (Peter Facinelli) and some actors named Billy Burke, Kellan Lutz and Ashley Greene. That's like going to a "Titanic" party in '97 and doing shots with Suzy Amis and Danny Nucci. Google them.

Reps for the nightclub say they were given the art for the flyer by the film company and clearly listed who would attend ... in fine print.

Las Vegas is scientifically proven to make you want to kill yourself -- and shockingly, it has nothing to do with the Carrot Top show.

People who visit Sin City are twice as likely to off themselves as those who just stay home, says a new Temple-Harvard study examining suicides between 1979 to 2004.

And the news is even worse if you actually live in Vegas: You're 60 percent more likely to commit suicide than other Americans.

Let's hope Sam's not the jealous type.

At least he didn't rap.

Master of delusion Criss Angel is stepping out with his new lady friend -- Holly Madison.

The pair is finally showing everyone the rumors are true, by being nauseatingly affectionate at Angel's opening of his widely panned, not-so-magical show "Criss Angel Believe."

Previously linked to the coat tails of such celebs as Britney and Cameron Diaz, Angel says of Madison, "I can not think of a more beautiful person, a more special person inside and out."

Wonder if he can make them both poof into thin air ... forever.

Mini Obama from Jeff Beacher's Madhouse was there too -- and got motorboated. God Bless America!

Captain Speedo is on a serious mission to become a respected world-class poker player ... and he's off to a pretty good start. Phelps hit the poker room at the Bellagio in Vegas the other day, where he strapped on his iPod, cracked open a Bud Lite, and ponied up at a no-limit Texas Hold 'em game.

We're told at one point, Phelps raked in a pot worth around $5,000! But there's more...

Lo threw down at TAO Nightclub for her 22nd b-day -- which isn't actually until Monday.

So it's kind of ironic that the first time she's spotted out after her controversy was at a Hawaiian Tropic bikini contest in Las Vegas last night. For her part, and sadly, Elyse (left) was one of the few ladies who kept her clothes on.

Not only did the trick turner refuse to critique the world's worst stunt, but he also had nice things to say about Criss Angel?! There's only one explanation -- Angel must be the leader of the deadly Magician's Alliance.

Tony Wonder eat your heart out.