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TMZ Sports is about to show you NFL legend -- and MMA fighter -- Herschel Walker dressed as Lady Gaga and dancing to "Luck Be A Lady Tonight" in front of a packed house in Las Vegas.

It happened Thursday night in Sin City when master ventriloquist Terry Fator called Herschel up on stage during his show at the Mirage ... and what came next was so epic, you just need to watch.

A short time from now in a living room not that far away ... "Star Wars" droids will be playing with puppies and it will make you lose your mind how cute it is.

The Star Wars BB-8 Droid toy will be $149.99 and can be controlled by your smartphone ... so you too can terrorize your pooch with just the flick of your finger.

Tara Monroe's got a new mode of transportation after getting her license taken away -- a pink Barbie Jeep named "Charlene."

The 20-year-old Texas State student had her license suspended following a DWI arrest for refusing to take a breathalyzer while leaving a Waka Flocka Flame concert.

She told mySA.com her reasoning for the Barbie ride instead of a bike -- “Riding a bike around campus sucks.”

One thing's for sure, a bike would be a whole lot quicker than the Barbie mobile since it only goes 5 mph ... but it definitely wouldn't give her all the attention she clearly craves. Life in plastic, it's fantastic!

Joey Chestnut's losing streak goes way beyond competitive eating ... 'cause the ex-champ is revealing a major defeat he suffered in the bedroom -- and it's pretty nasty.

Joey joined #DateFails, a podcast co-hosted by comedians Stephen Kramer Glickman and Kate Quigley last week ... and to stay true to the name of the show, he let loose with a tale about about a 2009 hookup with a chick he met at a party -- hours after he was in a chili burrito competition.

You gotta hear the story, but fair warning ... it ends with him paying $600 for a cleanup crew in the woman's bedroom.

Print isn't dead ... not for this baby at least, 'cause he's totally invested in every book his mom reads to him ... and he never wants storytime to stop.

This little tyke knows exactly how to get what he wants ... all he has to do is turn on the waterworks and mommy starts reading again.

Harry Styles just can't catch a break. This time nailed on the side of the head with a Red Bull can fully loaded.

It happened during a concert in Philly, and it's the latest in a string of mishaps onstage.

Good thing 1D is going on hiatus ... he wouldn't be long for the world otherwise.

Robert Wright -- AKA BBQ Man -- has his priorities in order ... first save the ribs ... then save the family.

Derek Klingenberg is a farmer and a drone visionary ... 'cause he turned his little spy craft into a high tech fishing pole.

As if fishing wasn't lazy enough ... now you can do it from the comfort of your own couch.

It's difficult to look manly when a bug is buzzing around your face ... and it was damn near impossible for this reporter -- worst of all it was on live TV.

Check out his hilarious reaction ... and the news desk making fun of him back at the station.

Nothing says ratchet like snatching some chick by the hair for giving you the wrong condiment.

Bambi found a new friend to play with ... and we can only assume that the name the forest animals gave her was Plumper.

These two robbers aren't the sharpest tools in the shed ... 'cause they just couldn't figure out how to get this flat screen tv off the wall of the house they broke into.

Police released home security footage of the failed effort of these dummies trying to rob a house in Nashville, TN.

They did end up making off with computer equipment, money, beer and a lawnmower ... but the TV was still dangling on the living room wall.

This guy didn't follow the rules of the parking lot and as his SUV was being towed away he decided to hop in the drivers seat and put the pedal to the metal.

This poor Rhode Islander thought he found the perfect place to catch some rays in peace -- atop a 200 ft. tall windmill -- until a rude drone popped up to interrupt him.

Brandi Glanville may have figured out a way to stave off Joanna Krupa's defamation lawsuit ... by forcing Joanna to come clean about her vaginal odor.

Brandi's lawyer has fired off a series of written questions which Joanna must answer under oath, notably:

"Is it your contention in this lawsuit that your vagina and/or vulva are odorless? If yes, please explain with specificity why your vagina and/or vulva are odorless."

It would seem Brandi and her attorney are going down a path that could lead to some interesting courtroom testimony ... and demonstrations.

Yes, we'll be livestreaming.

This golden retriever's tongue is hanging out its mouth 'cause it’s either trying to catch its breath or it's extremely happy ... but in any case it's mind numbingly adorable.